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Subject: Your parents find a mermaid in your bathtub

Lt. Dan I brought you some ice cream. Lt. Dan.. ice creaaam!

What if it's just a small mermaid?

  • 12.01.2012 5:43 PM PDT

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I don't know whether to be grossed out or intrigued.

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Posted by: warrior527
How?

...

Don't answer that.

Posted by: Mega Munchy
Me to :D
Posted by: Azzuage
Make love to that sm3xy Mermaid :)


I take it you're not familiar with mermaid anatomy.

Everything is in the same place hidden beneath scales.

Except since it's a fish I guess it would smell like a human?

  • 12.01.2012 5:44 PM PDT

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Posted by: markwil1992
What if it's just a small mermaid?


As opposed to what?

  • 12.01.2012 5:45 PM PDT

Lt. Dan I brought you some ice cream. Lt. Dan.. ice creaaam!


Posted by: A 3 Legged Goat

Posted by: markwil1992
What if it's just a small mermaid?


As opposed to what?


A big mermaid.

  • 12.01.2012 5:47 PM PDT

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Posted by: Jet Wave
"Yes, I had sex with it."
"No Dad, you can't."
"No Mom, you can't either."
Fix'd
this lol

  • 12.01.2012 5:50 PM PDT

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Posted by: markwil1992

Posted by: A 3 Legged Goat

Posted by: markwil1992
What if it's just a small mermaid?


As opposed to what?


A big mermaid.


Other than the fin they're about the same size as the average human.

Unless you're thinking about Triton

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You Eyeballin Me?

"Okay im sorry my apartment didnt have a bathtub big enough for her."

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english is not my first language ;)

been here since 2006

'Mom, Dad. i love mermaids.'

  • 12.01.2012 5:56 PM PDT

Lt. Dan I brought you some ice cream. Lt. Dan.. ice creaaam!


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Posted by: markwil1992

Posted by: A 3 Legged Goat

Posted by: markwil1992
What if it's just a small mermaid?


As opposed to what?


A big mermaid.


Other than the fin they're about the same size as the average human.

Unless you're thinking about Triton


Ohhh. I thought you were talking about toy dolls. If it were a real mermaid I would call the police.

  • 12.01.2012 5:57 PM PDT

What is love? Baby don't hurt me...


Posted by: Jet Wave
"Yes, I had sex with it."
"No Dad, you can't."
"No Mom, I'm not getting rid of her."

  • 12.01.2012 6:05 PM PDT

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It was then that I decided he really is like semen(everywhere) and I gave up on life.


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Posted by: A 3 Legged Goat
Posted by: CamCamm
It's not mine.
Merman then.
It's still not mine!

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Posted by: CamCamm
Posted by: A 3 Legged Goat
Posted by: CamCamm
It's not mine.
Merman then.
It's still not mine!
How about Mermaid Man?

  • 12.01.2012 6:08 PM PDT

Congratulations. You're literate!

I've taken a recent interest in mythical marine biology.

  • 12.01.2012 6:13 PM PDT

What's more to say but i live day by day. Never forgetting that my impact on the world isn't that important. Always waiting for the end of the day. Night is the most important. Welcome to my world you will find that the sun is unimportant.

Mom, Dad, I may have had sex with my gold fish.

  • 12.01.2012 6:24 PM PDT

"Life is constantly fleeting from your grasp even from the very day it's bestowed upon you, but the shadow of death is always there, waiting for its chance to take you away."

"Even though many may not think so, ignorance and innocence are one and the same. The only difference is that one sounds nicer."

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  • 12.01.2012 6:28 PM PDT

"Can I keep it?"

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I've taken a recent interest in mythical marine biology.


I've watched just about every single underwater film/movie up to this point.

  • 12.01.2012 6:47 PM PDT

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  • 12.01.2012 6:52 PM PDT

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I've taken a recent interest in mythical marine anatomy.
Fixed

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Now get in the van.


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I'd been -blam!- her

  • 12.01.2012 7:06 PM PDT

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It's a mermaid...

Tell me I'm not the only one disturbed by the responses in this thread?

That's like walking passed a fish market with a boner.

  • 12.01.2012 7:42 PM PDT

"Life is constantly fleeting from your grasp even from the very day it's bestowed upon you, but the shadow of death is always there, waiting for its chance to take you away."

"Even though many may not think so, ignorance and innocence are one and the same. The only difference is that one sounds nicer."

"I once knew a man who spent his entire life contemplating where we go after our death....it's a shame he realized it a second too late to tell anyone."


Posted by: A 3 Legged Goat
It's a mermaid...

Tell me I'm not the only one disturbed by the responses in this thread?

That's like walking passed a fish market with a boner.
It's not the weirdest thing ever. At least there aren't any necrophiliacs in here.

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