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Subject: Your parents find a mermaid in your bathtub

Posted by: Maybe You Will
Sex is a sensation caused by temptation, a guy sticks his location into a girl's destination to increase population for the next generation. Do you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?

Posted by: Cahl hith
How the hell can you guys love the environment? YOU KEEP EATING ALL THE GOD DAMN PLANTS!


Posted by: True Deception

Posted by: A 3 Legged Goat
It's a mermaid...

Tell me I'm not the only one disturbed by the responses in this thread?

That's like walking passed a fish market with a boner.
It's not the weirdest thing ever. At least there aren't any necrophiliacs in here.

About that.....

  • 12.01.2012 7:51 PM PDT

"I firmly believe that any man's finest hour, the greatest fulfillment of all that he holds dear, is that moment when he has worked his heart out in a good cause and lies exhausted on the field of battle- victorious"

Dad: "WTF is a mermaid doing in your bathtub?"
Me: "I don't know. But can I ask you something? Would you mind if I kept it?"



  • 12.01.2012 7:52 PM PDT

Posted by: Mega Munchy
Yes and if desperately have sex with it
Posted by: boomdeyadah
"Can I keep it?"
:3

  • 12.01.2012 7:54 PM PDT

"I firmly believe that any man's finest hour, the greatest fulfillment of all that he holds dear, is that moment when he has worked his heart out in a good cause and lies exhausted on the field of battle- victorious"


Posted by: Jet Wave

Posted by: True Deception

Posted by: A 3 Legged Goat
It's a mermaid...

Tell me I'm not the only one disturbed by the responses in this thread?

That's like walking passed a fish market with a boner.
It's not the weirdest thing ever. At least there aren't any necrophiliacs in here.

About that.....


Lol

I just remembered that Bnet group for psychos

[Edited on 12.01.2012 7:56 PM PST]

  • 12.01.2012 7:55 PM PDT

"Life is constantly fleeting from your grasp even from the very day it's bestowed upon you, but the shadow of death is always there, waiting for its chance to take you away."

"Even though many may not think so, ignorance and innocence are one and the same. The only difference is that one sounds nicer."

"I once knew a man who spent his entire life contemplating where we go after our death....it's a shame he realized it a second too late to tell anyone."


Posted by: Jet Wave

Posted by: True Deception

Posted by: A 3 Legged Goat
It's a mermaid...

Tell me I'm not the only one disturbed by the responses in this thread?

That's like walking passed a fish market with a boner.
It's not the weirdest thing ever. At least there aren't any necrophiliacs in here.

About that.....
Honestly, even if you're not kidding, I wouldn't care. If you want to stick your stiffy in a stiff, then that's your business. Just keep it out of my corpse once i'm dead, m'kay?

  • 12.01.2012 8:18 PM PDT

Posted by: Maybe You Will
Sex is a sensation caused by temptation, a guy sticks his location into a girl's destination to increase population for the next generation. Do you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?

Posted by: Cahl hith
How the hell can you guys love the environment? YOU KEEP EATING ALL THE GOD DAMN PLANTS!


Posted by: True Deception

Posted by: Jet Wave

Posted by: True Deception

Posted by: A 3 Legged Goat
It's a mermaid...

Tell me I'm not the only one disturbed by the responses in this thread?

That's like walking passed a fish market with a boner.
It's not the weirdest thing ever. At least there aren't any necrophiliacs in here.

About that.....
Honestly, even if you're not kidding, I wouldn't care. If you want to stick your stiffy in a stiff, then that's your business. Just keep it out of my corpse once i'm dead, m'kay?

I can't help it if some female zombies are hot...

  • 12.01.2012 8:22 PM PDT

Dont judge

  • 12.01.2012 8:23 PM PDT

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  • 12.01.2012 8:24 PM PDT

"Life is constantly fleeting from your grasp even from the very day it's bestowed upon you, but the shadow of death is always there, waiting for its chance to take you away."

"Even though many may not think so, ignorance and innocence are one and the same. The only difference is that one sounds nicer."

"I once knew a man who spent his entire life contemplating where we go after our death....it's a shame he realized it a second too late to tell anyone."


Posted by: Jet Wave

Posted by: True Deception

Posted by: Jet Wave

Posted by: True Deception

Posted by: A 3 Legged Goat
It's a mermaid...

Tell me I'm not the only one disturbed by the responses in this thread?

That's like walking passed a fish market with a boner.
It's not the weirdest thing ever. At least there aren't any necrophiliacs in here.

About that.....
Honestly, even if you're not kidding, I wouldn't care. If you want to stick your stiffy in a stiff, then that's your business. Just keep it out of my corpse once i'm dead, m'kay?

I can't help it if some female zombies are hot...
Meh, I don't care for zombies...too much rotting flesh. It really just turns me off. Vampires aren't too bad for being undead, though...too bad screwing one would be like sticking your wang in an icebox.

  • 12.01.2012 8:25 PM PDT

"I firmly believe that any man's finest hour, the greatest fulfillment of all that he holds dear, is that moment when he has worked his heart out in a good cause and lies exhausted on the field of battle- victorious"

This thread just reached a whole new level of awkward.

  • 12.01.2012 8:25 PM PDT
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It's not that I'm crazy... It's just that, you're not as far out there as I am.

I'd tell them to keep calm and that I'd take care of it...

As in I'd relocate her to a place where she'd be happier and able to better survive.














Shortly after that I'd get a picture with her and make it my profile pic.

  • 12.01.2012 8:30 PM PDT

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I shouldn't have to explain anything! Why are they in my bathroom!?

  • 12.01.2012 8:37 PM PDT

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Posted by: ODST Hoss
I shouldn't have to explain anything! Why are they in my bathroom!?


Maybe because there's an octopus in theirs?

  • 12.01.2012 9:02 PM PDT
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Less self-righteous posturing and ad hominem attacks will keep this thread open and its participants' posting privileges retained.

here

  • 12.01.2012 9:03 PM PDT

Posted by: Maybe You Will
Sex is a sensation caused by temptation, a guy sticks his location into a girl's destination to increase population for the next generation. Do you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?

Posted by: Cahl hith
How the hell can you guys love the environment? YOU KEEP EATING ALL THE GOD DAMN PLANTS!


Posted by: A 3 Legged Goat

Posted by: ODST Hoss
I shouldn't have to explain anything! Why are they in my bathroom!?


Maybe because there's an octopus in theirs?

Why would their be an octopus in their ba-



AAAAWWWWW SHIIIIIIEEEEEETTTT

  • 12.01.2012 9:03 PM PDT

Ignore my gamertag. It's actually Dragonzzilla.

Well, I don't have a bathtub. I have a shower.

  • 12.01.2012 9:08 PM PDT

Mmmmmm... Mermaids.

  • 12.01.2012 10:16 PM PDT

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Posted by: Hylebos
Mmmmmm... Mermaids.


That is not the kind I think you'd want to find in your bathroom but thanks for the pic

  • 12.01.2012 10:21 PM PDT

The Song Of Nephilim

Xenoblade <3

I would keep it.

  • 12.01.2012 10:22 PM PDT

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

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I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith

What's my mom doing at my house, and not using my guest bathroom?

  • 12.01.2012 10:24 PM PDT

Hdawger, the wizard of the mountains.

The question hinges on what type of mermaid anatomy were talking about here. I supposed she could be a "BJ machine with tits" at the very least so I would tell them I'm keeping her.

  • 12.01.2012 10:33 PM PDT

All Retards are Retarded...

You Catch My Drift??????????

She's my girlfriend.

  • 12.01.2012 10:39 PM PDT
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Tap that

  • 12.01.2012 10:42 PM PDT

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