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Subject: Your parents find a mermaid in your bathtub

Unofficial Thread Killer/Combo-breaker.

So that's what happens when all that sperm goes down the drain and out to the lake...






Too far? Probably.

  • 12.01.2012 10:54 PM PDT

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You know this to be true.
ALL HAIL GABEN

How do I explain it to them?

Aliens

  • 12.01.2012 11:16 PM PDT

Generalizations.
Helping idiots hate other idiots since people have existed.


Posted by: Jet Wave
"Yes, I had sex with it."
"No Dad, you can't."
"No Mom, I'm not getting rid of her."

  • 12.01.2012 11:17 PM PDT

Is it a hot mermaid?

  • 12.02.2012 12:47 AM PDT

GOAT

as long as she's not into tool, I'll try to get my parents to keep her.

  • 12.02.2012 12:50 AM PDT

GOAT

Posted by: Mega Munchy
Posted by: BlackHeaven
as long as she's not into tool, I'll try to get my parents to keep her.

Haha I remember that,but I bet she isn't cause mermaids sing classical.

are you serious?

Dude, they're maids. They sing..

You know what, nevermind. I'm not going there.

  • 12.02.2012 1:01 AM PDT

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Posted by: Slayer1878
Is it a hot mermaid?


It's a wet mermaid

  • 12.02.2012 1:14 AM PDT

TRU7H. CARNAGE. BUNGIE

I'd ask when did I acquire a bathtub.

after that, I'd continue my conversation with the flying pink elephants.

  • 12.02.2012 1:18 AM PDT
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For all questions with answers unknown to you, the proper procedure is to assume the answer is peanut butter.

While that may be true, I'm just going to pretend otherwise.

It depends. Is the mermaid Asian or Cuban, or maybe some other type of South American?

No? She's going to Sea World.
Yes? That's my mermaid.

  • 12.02.2012 12:04 PM PDT
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Halo 2 isn't dead jorge...... its just missing in action.
MnF Elite Force <>Brigadier<>

Brown coat 'till the day I die.
Sheningans!
Wake me...when you need me.


Posted by: Omega2293
How do I explain the situation to them? I'd be wondering what the hell was going on myself.

Exactly this!

  • 12.02.2012 12:34 PM PDT
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TODAY WE FEAST!

  • 12.02.2012 12:45 PM PDT
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Posted by: x Foman123 x
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I definitely believe every wildly inflated claim ITT.

Weow kid, do you even lift?


Skype: au-simon

Posted by: Jet Wave
"Yes, I had sex with it."
"No Dad, you can't."
"No Mom, I'm not getting rid of her."
lol

  • 12.02.2012 12:49 PM PDT
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I'll distract them with por------------traits of my uncle.

  • 12.02.2012 6:33 PM PDT

I love her.

  • 12.02.2012 6:34 PM PDT
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Kill it and eat it!

  • 12.02.2012 6:35 PM PDT

Please stop complaining about the 'death of a loved one' it's my job. They probably deserved it anyways. Here's a warning, if you keep making pentagrams out of the neighbors livestock I will personally come to your house and kill everyone you love. Now leave me alone, I got to get back to work.
~M.D~

Laugh and say this is exactly what it looks like ;)

  • 12.03.2012 7:20 PM PDT

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