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Subject: Not expecting something.

Two days ago I woke up in a hospital bed because of a bunch of back to back seizures. Last one I had was three years ago. Cant drive for 6 months. Definitely wasnt expecting that. Anything happen to you lately that you were not expecting?

  • 12.01.2012 8:10 PM PDT

I like to play Reach for fun. I hate MLG, campers, armor lock, and team killers because they ruin that fun. Deal with it.

I woke up to my dog humping my leg. I wasn't expecting that.

  • 12.01.2012 8:11 PM PDT

I got hit by a bus.

  • 12.01.2012 8:11 PM PDT

I was smushed by an army of chuck norris', but don't worry i beat them all

  • 12.01.2012 8:11 PM PDT

Well the most recent I can say was me violently attacking someone, being that my nature is to keep out of things and rarely get annoyed. I guess the fact I was just pissed off that day, and the guy attempted to act like a moron (which he is). Totally worth it.

  • 12.01.2012 8:12 PM PDT

I'm an Indonesian Halo (and other games) gamer!
Bhineka Tunggal Ika!!

I got a wet dream, but apparently my pants are still clean

  • 12.01.2012 8:13 PM PDT


Posted by: TedToaster22
I got hit by a bus.


You ok?

  • 12.01.2012 8:15 PM PDT


Posted by: ODSTworrior94
I woke up to my dog humping my leg. I wasn't expecting that.


First time its happened?

  • 12.01.2012 8:16 PM PDT


Posted by: Unique Trooper
Well the most recent I can say was me violently attacking someone, being that my nature is to keep out of things and rarely get annoyed. I guess the fact I was just pissed off that day, and the guy attempted to act like a moron (which he is). Totally worth it.


Who was it?

  • 12.01.2012 8:16 PM PDT
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We all wear masks and the time comes when we cannot remove them without removing our own skin.

That is horrible OP, best of luck.

  • 12.01.2012 8:19 PM PDT


Posted by: Buddha Milk
That is horrible OP, best of luck.


Thank you

  • 12.01.2012 8:20 PM PDT


Posted by: NinjaLord77

Posted by: Unique Trooper
Well the most recent I can say was me violently attacking someone, being that my nature is to keep out of things and rarely get annoyed. I guess the fact I was just pissed off that day, and the guy attempted to act like a moron (which he is). Totally worth it.


Who was it?


Someone a year below me in my school, who attempts to bully people and acts like he's 3 years old almost every day. You tell him to stop being such a b**ch, "Teacher, teacher, they're threatening me". As well, he likes to think of himself as invincible and that he can get away with everything. Let's just say I ruined his ego.

  • 12.01.2012 8:25 PM PDT


Posted by: Unique Trooper

Posted by: NinjaLord77

Posted by: Unique Trooper
Well the most recent I can say was me violently attacking someone, being that my nature is to keep out of things and rarely get annoyed. I guess the fact I was just pissed off that day, and the guy attempted to act like a moron (which he is). Totally worth it.


Who was it?


Someone a year below me in my school, who attempts to bully people and acts like he's 3 years old almost every day. You tell him to stop being such a b**ch, "Teacher, teacher, they're threatening me". As well, he likes to think of himself as invincible and that he can get away with everything. Let's just say I ruined his ego.


Sounds like a douche

  • 12.01.2012 8:28 PM PDT

I like shorts. They're comfy and easy to wear.

Do you have epilepsy?

  • 12.01.2012 8:30 PM PDT

My mission is to make everyone know that I regret my profile name

Went out to the batting cages with some friends. Next thing you know one of em' breaks his ankle swinging at the plate. Was not expecting that.

  • 12.01.2012 8:33 PM PDT


Posted by: SonOfTheShire
Do you have epilepsy?


Yeah. I was doing good for 3 years

  • 12.01.2012 8:34 PM PDT


Posted by: NinjaLord77

Posted by: TedToaster22
I got hit by a bus.


You ok?


I was.

Unfortunately a piano fell on me afterwards.

  • 12.01.2012 10:20 PM PDT
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Yup.

Damn OP.

  • 12.01.2012 10:21 PM PDT

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith

Yeah, I had a recurrance of what I thought was taken care of 8 months ago. Then had to get surgery on Thursday. That's why I'm on here instead of out. They have me on an Oxy-something that has me higher than a kite and I dare not drink anything other than my diet coke with it.

:/

And I HATE the narcotic feeling. I much prefer a rum and coke.

  • 12.01.2012 10:22 PM PDT

Posted by: Maybe You Will
Sex is a sensation caused by temptation, a guy sticks his location into a girl's destination to increase population for the next generation. Do you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?

Posted by: Cahl hith
How the hell can you guys love the environment? YOU KEEP EATING ALL THE GOD DAMN PLANTS!


Posted by: TedToaster22

Posted by: NinjaLord77

Posted by: TedToaster22
I got hit by a bus.


You ok?


I was.

Unfortunately a piano fell on me afterwards.

You might want to leave the ACME studio.

  • 12.01.2012 10:24 PM PDT

Every member of the Covenant shall walk the path. None will be left behind when our Great Journey begins. That is the Prophets' age-old promise, and it shall be fulfilled!

That I wasn't talking to a girl I really like, but I was really talking to my friend who was imitating her.

  • 12.01.2012 10:25 PM PDT

All Retards are Retarded...

You Catch My Drift??????????


Posted by: Unique Trooper

Posted by: NinjaLord77

Posted by: Unique Trooper
Well the most recent I can say was me violently attacking someone, being that my nature is to keep out of things and rarely get annoyed. I guess the fact I was just pissed off that day, and the guy attempted to act like a moron (which he is). Totally worth it.


Who was it?


Someone a year below me in my school, who attempts to bully people and acts like he's 3 years old almost every day. You tell him to stop being such a b**ch, "Teacher, teacher, they're threatening me". As well, he likes to think of himself as invincible and that he can get away with everything. Let's just say I ruined his ego.


*high five* I hate people like that. You did a great thing sir.

  • 12.01.2012 10:44 PM PDT


Posted by: Jet Wave

Posted by: TedToaster22

Posted by: NinjaLord77

Posted by: TedToaster22
I got hit by a bus.


You ok?


I was.

Unfortunately a piano fell on me afterwards.

You might want to leave the ACME studio.


I tried that.

But my car caught on fire.

  • 12.01.2012 10:48 PM PDT