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Subject: Flood, they're coming

I am Brosidon, King of the Brocean

There isn't much time left. If you're reading this, I'm already long gone, being driven only by the hope that I can escape these creatures, these things. It is all in vain I fear, it doesn't matter how far I travel, they follow me in my thoughts, slowly tearing me apart from the inside. Oh, what a fool I was, I should have known they would be gathering, waiting to lash out when the time was right. But I took them to be trivial, not worthy of a man of my stature's time and effort. How ever wrong I was. Now whether you like it or not, you are caught up in all this. Whether you being the bearer of this message, this one lone grain of sand among the desert that is the universe, is because of fate or you simply being in the wrong place at the wrong time eludes me. But I have nowhere else to turn. I wish I could afford the luxury of further instructions, but time is of the essence. I can feel them, drawing closer and closer with every passing second. Every fiber of my being yearns to put myself out of my misery, but even that they have taken away from me. So, bearer of this message, find me, it's your only chance to right the wrong I wantonly bestowed upon society. Find me, and we may just have a chance. Find me, and mabye, just mabye, you will provide the spark needed to light an infero of hope in this bleak, dark reality.

Find me, for they are coming.

  • 12.01.2012 9:55 PM PDT

Per Audacia Ad Astra

Not for me. Steam hasn't made it available in the UK yet.

*slams desk*

  • 12.01.2012 9:56 PM PDT

Lt. Dan I brought you some ice cream. Lt. Dan.. ice creaaam!

Can I have a TL;DR?

  • 12.01.2012 9:57 PM PDT

Vote for me for a free cookie.

*Reads first line. Exits thread*

  • 12.01.2012 9:58 PM PDT

Posted by: Maybe You Will
Sex is a sensation caused by temptation, a guy sticks his location into a girl's destination to increase population for the next generation. Do you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?

Posted by: Cahl hith
How the hell can you guys love the environment? YOU KEEP EATING ALL THE GOD DAMN PLANTS!


Posted by: markwil1992
Can I have a TL;DR?

Land sharks. Land sharks everywhere.

  • 12.01.2012 9:58 PM PDT

I'm LITERALLY better than Tim Tebow
Posted by: XxLordo4Xx
Better than Tebow.


San Francisco 49ers
XVI - XIX - XXIII - XXIV - XXIX

I want to believe

  • 12.01.2012 9:58 PM PDT

"Halo! Its divine wind will rush through the stars, propelling all who are worthy along the path to salvation."

I have long dreamt of this day, Reclaimer.

  • 12.01.2012 10:01 PM PDT

Posted by: Gen Petitt
ME2 was known for stupidity and being retarded


Posted by: da 70 70 hatred
*Reads first line. Exits thread*

You're an idiot.

  • 12.01.2012 10:03 PM PDT

"Banhammer" - Post anything on the Waypoint forums -50g
Never forget:
Porch Day
lolReach
Gen Petitt Day
Night of the Living Alts

Something tells me that this is copy pasta...

  • 12.01.2012 10:03 PM PDT


Posted by: Jet Wave

Posted by: markwil1992
Can I have a TL;DR?

Land sharks. Land sharks everywhere.

ha!
they won´t catch me under water!

  • 12.01.2012 10:20 PM PDT