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Subject: Batman Vs Deadpool

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Poll: Batman Vs Deadpool  [closed]
Batman:  48%
(11 Votes)
Deadpool:  52%
(12 Votes)
Total Votes: 23

OK, Wade heard Batman say that he didn't understand how anyone could like Bea Arthur. Predictably Wade has declared unrelenting war on Batman, which can only be stopped by one of their deaths.

Batman has no time to prepare, and in fact, knows nothing about Wade. He initially thinks him Deathstroke.

All Wade knows...never mind, its not like preparation ever helps Deadpool anyways. They just start fighting.

  • 12.01.2012 10:12 PM PDT
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  • 12.01.2012 10:13 PM PDT

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  • 12.01.2012 10:13 PM PDT

Why do you people keep making these threads? Batman is BATMAN. What do you not understand?

And what's this crap about 'prep time' or whatever? Batman is always prepared. Because he's Batman.

  • 12.01.2012 10:14 PM PDT

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Always. Other than that, Batman. Duh.

  • 12.01.2012 10:14 PM PDT

I'm in love with Jesus and proud of it!

Anyone who picks Batman is retarded.

DEADPOOL HAS SWORDS, GUNS, AND CAN'T DIE!!

  • 12.01.2012 10:14 PM PDT
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Posted by: Fahn777
Anyone who picks Batman is retarded.

DEADPOOL HAS SWORDS, GUNS, AND CAN'T DIE!!

Batman can't die either.


Prove me wrong.

  • 12.01.2012 10:15 PM PDT

Posted by: Fahn777
Anyone who picks Batman is retarded.
A mentally challenged person calling other people 'retarded' isn't much of an insult mate.

DEADPOOL HAS SWORDS, GUNS, AND CAN'T DIE!!
Batman is Batman. Therefore you lose.

  • 12.01.2012 10:15 PM PDT

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Posted by: Fahn777
Anyone who picks Batman is retarded.

DEADPOOL HAS SWORDS, GUNS, AND CAN'T DIE!!
Batman could incapacitate him.

Freezing Deadpool would work. That or teleporting him so far away that he wouldn't or couldn't come back.

  • 12.01.2012 10:15 PM PDT

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Posted by: Fahn777
Anyone who picks Batman is retarded.

DEADPOOL HAS SWORDS, GUNS, AND CAN'T DIE!!
Batman could incapacitate him.

Freezing Deadpool would work. That or teleporting him so far away that he wouldn't or couldn't come back.


You're all fanboys.

  • 12.01.2012 10:17 PM PDT

Per Audacia Ad Astra

Batman knew you would make this topic, so he talked to the Doctor and had Deadpool frozen and chucked into a supermassive black hole.

The end.

  • 12.01.2012 10:18 PM PDT

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

Please allow me to introduce Myself
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Posted by: Fahn777

Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie

Posted by: Fahn777
Anyone who picks Batman is retarded.

DEADPOOL HAS SWORDS, GUNS, AND CAN'T DIE!!
Batman could incapacitate him.

Freezing Deadpool would work. That or teleporting him so far away that he wouldn't or couldn't come back.


You're all fanboys.
Not at all.

I think Wade has this. Provided that he's not distracted or something.

  • 12.01.2012 10:18 PM PDT

"Halo! Its divine wind will rush through the stars, propelling all who are worthy along the path to salvation."

Batman has the brains over Deadpool.

This is too easy for Bats, give him something to fight with like Odin or The Beyonder.

  • 12.01.2012 10:18 PM PDT

Halo 3 is where the morons of the universe congregates.

I am thinking of an old story. "Three Billy Goats Gruff" (hint the troll dies at the end)

Posted by: zarrowsmith
If you had an electron microscope, you still couldn't find the -blam!- I don't give.

No matter what it is, the answer is always batman

  • 12.01.2012 10:19 PM PDT

"Halo! Its divine wind will rush through the stars, propelling all who are worthy along the path to salvation."


Posted by: Yourself 332AGN
No matter what it is, the answer is always batman
heheheh...no.

  • 12.01.2012 10:21 PM PDT

I think a better Vs. would be Batman vs. Iron Man since the both have money and don't really have super powers.

  • 12.01.2012 10:25 PM PDT

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Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith


Posted by: greatestSheriff
Batman has the brains over Deadpool.

This is too easy for Bats, give him something to fight with like Odin or The Beyonder.
Batman isn't on a god level.

Well, maybe in your fanboy brains he is...

Those are gods. He's a mano y mano player.

  • 12.01.2012 10:26 PM PDT

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith


Posted by: LoneWolf138xX
I think a better Vs. would be Batman vs. Iron Man since the both have money and don't really have super powers.
That's boring and has a distinct lack of Bea Arthur.

  • 12.01.2012 10:26 PM PDT

Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie
Batman isn't on a god level.
Correct. He's on Batman level.

Mortal.
God.
Batman.

The Hierarchy of power.

  • 12.01.2012 10:27 PM PDT

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith


Posted by: burritosenior
Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie
Batman isn't on a god level.
Correct. He's on Batman level.

Mortal.
God.
Batman.
Bea Arthur

The Hierarchy of power.
Fixed that for you

  • 12.01.2012 10:28 PM PDT


Posted by: GeneralTso
OK, Wade heard Batman say that he didn't understand how anyone could like Bea Arthur. Predictably Wade has declared unrelenting war on Batman, which can only be stopped by one of their deaths.

Batman has no time to prepare, and in fact, knows nothing about Wade. He initially thinks him Deathstroke.

All Wade knows...never mind, its not like preparation ever helps Deadpool anyways. They just start fighting.

I know more about BM, I'll look up dead pool facts.

  • 12.01.2012 10:30 PM PDT

Posted by: Gen Petitt
ME2 was known for stupidity and being retarded

The Sega Dreamcast.

  • 12.01.2012 10:31 PM PDT

The steroid life support mask guy

  • 12.01.2012 10:44 PM PDT

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith


Posted by: XxxBanexxX
The steroid life support mask guy
Chris Nolan's Bane is an affront to the actual character. The two have so little in common that they may as well have renamed him.

  • 12.01.2012 10:52 PM PDT