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Subject: Where would you prefer to get stabbed

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Poll: Where would you prefer to get stabbed  [closed]
Quads (leg):  20%
(17 Votes)
Cheek :  7%
(6 Votes)
Knee:  3%
(3 Votes)
Calf:  13%
(11 Votes)
Ball of the foot (goes through and out, of course):  7%
(6 Votes)
Crotch:  8%
(7 Votes)
Butt:  34%
(29 Votes)
Stomach:  8%
(7 Votes)
Total Votes: 86



So flood, if you were to get stabbed, where would you want to be stabbed if the list above was all the choices available?



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[Edited on 12.01.2012 11:27 PM PST]

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[Edited on 12.01.2012 11:27 PM PST]

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Nowhere would be nice

  • 12.01.2012 11:27 PM PDT
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Well, if I had to guess, I imagine getting stabbed in the ass would be less painful than the other options.

  • 12.01.2012 11:27 PM PDT

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If I was being stabbed I would prefer it anywhere below the waist, excluding my genitalia.

  • 12.01.2012 11:28 PM PDT
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  • 12.01.2012 11:28 PM PDT

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Posted by: Smoke
Well, if I had to guess, I imagine getting stabbed in the ass would be less painful than the other options.


i think your quads wouldn't be so bad. Also, if you think about it, you probably won't be able to sit down or lie down (front side up) for some time. You can use the strength of one leg to pull yourself up and then use crutches to walk for the time being. Just my thought :)

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Knee.

Pretty sure my kneecap would stop the knife quite nicely.


Although if i were to be stabbed in the cheek I would always have a story to tell people about how I got my scars

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Nowhere would be nice

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Posted by: Smoke
Well, if I had to guess, I imagine getting stabbed in the ass would be less painful than the other options.

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  • 12.01.2012 11:30 PM PDT

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Posted by: Strider1115
Dude. What the hell?

I don't even know what to say.


say what you voted for.

  • 12.01.2012 11:31 PM PDT

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Not the quads. Femoral artery is located there. I could bleed out and die.

Not the cheek, that would look horrible.

Not the knee, that could cripple you. Femoral artery is also there, I could bleed out and die.

Not the calf. Femoral artery again. I could bleed out and die.

Not the crotch, that's where my dick is.

Not the butt, that's where the gluteal artery is. I could bleed out and die.

Not in the stomach, that's where all my vital organs are. I could die.


Ball of the foot is the best option. It would heal and wouldn't be life threatening.

[Edited on 12.01.2012 11:32 PM PST]

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I'll take a knife in the ass. I might shed a few tears, but it's least vital to me.

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Posted by: iRdACheef619
I'll take a knife in the ass. I might shed a few tears, but it's least vital to me.


There's a massive artery in your glutes. Cut that, and you will bleed out in a matter of minutes.

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Assuming I will die, whichever one is fastest.

  • 12.01.2012 11:35 PM PDT

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Posted by: oaklandp8ntbalr
Not the quads. Femoral artery is located there. I could bleed out and die.

Not the cheek, that would look horrible.

Not the knee, that could cripple you. Femoral artery is also there, I could bleed out and die.

Not the calf. Femoral artery again. I could bleed out and die.

Not the crotch, that's where my dick is.

Not the butt, that's where the gluteal artery is. I could bleed out and die.

Not in the stomach, that's where all my vital organs are. I could die.


Ball of the foot is the best option. It would heal and wouldn't be life threatening.


Not sure if it's worse to get stabbed in the stomach rather than shot, but I hear that at least with guns, you can survive hours with being shot in the stomach.

  • 12.01.2012 11:36 PM PDT

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Posted by: Ben2974

Posted by: oaklandp8ntbalr
Not the quads. Femoral artery is located there. I could bleed out and die.

Not the cheek, that would look horrible.

Not the knee, that could cripple you. Femoral artery is also there, I could bleed out and die.

Not the calf. Femoral artery again. I could bleed out and die.

Not the crotch, that's where my dick is.

Not the butt, that's where the gluteal artery is. I could bleed out and die.

Not in the stomach, that's where all my vital organs are. I could die.


Ball of the foot is the best option. It would heal and wouldn't be life threatening.


Not sure if it's worse to get stabbed in the stomach rather than shot, but I hear that at least with guns, you can survive hours with being shot in the stomach.


You can survive being shot or stabbed in the stomach, but not without medical care and surgery.

All the options aside from the cheek, crotch, and foot risk cutting a major artery, which means possibly bleeding out. No one wants to be stabbed in the crotch or cheek, so foot it is.

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The cheek. It wouldn't impair my ability to run.

  • 12.01.2012 11:40 PM PDT

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  • 12.01.2012 11:42 PM PDT

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The pinky toe.

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Posted by: Dragonzzilla
The pinky toe.


I think you'd be the right person to have his crotch stabbed. You could take it, I know you can.

  • 12.01.2012 11:44 PM PDT

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