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Subject: Where would you prefer to get stabbed

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Posted by: oaklandp8ntbalr

Posted by: Ben2974

Posted by: oaklandp8ntbalr
Not the quads. Femoral artery is located there. I could bleed out and die.

Not the cheek, that would look horrible.

Not the knee, that could cripple you. Femoral artery is also there, I could bleed out and die.

Not the calf. Femoral artery again. I could bleed out and die.

Not the crotch, that's where my dick is.

Not the butt, that's where the gluteal artery is. I could bleed out and die.

Not in the stomach, that's where all my vital organs are. I could die.


Ball of the foot is the best option. It would heal and wouldn't be life threatening.


Not sure if it's worse to get stabbed in the stomach rather than shot, but I hear that at least with guns, you can survive hours with being shot in the stomach.


You can survive being shot or stabbed in the stomach, but not without medical care and surgery.

All the options aside from the cheek, crotch, and foot risk cutting a major artery, which means possibly bleeding out. No one wants to be stabbed in the crotch or cheek, so foot it is.



Nice man. I really thought that the only vital places around your body was the forearm (meat side), neck, and...... yeaah :p


That anatomy class in high school wasn't too effective....

[Edited on 12.01.2012 11:51 PM PST]

  • 12.01.2012 11:47 PM PDT
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Posted by: oaklandp8ntbalr

Posted by: iRdACheef619
I'll take a knife in the ass. I might shed a few tears, but it's least vital to me.


There's a massive artery in your glutes. Cut that, and you will bleed out in a matter of minutes.
...Just from a knife slicing my cheek?

  • 12.01.2012 11:49 PM PDT

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Posted by: iRdACheef619

Posted by: oaklandp8ntbalr

Posted by: iRdACheef619
I'll take a knife in the ass. I might shed a few tears, but it's least vital to me.


There's a massive artery in your glutes. Cut that, and you will bleed out in a matter of minutes.
...Just from a knife slicing my cheek?


it depends how deep it would go. Obviously not a slice, but a stab maybe assuming this is a decent sized knife.

On the other hand, you could be stabbed in the ass and the knife could miss the artery too, but that's not a chance I'd be willing to take.

  • 12.01.2012 11:50 PM PDT

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Posted by: Ben2974
Posted by: Dragonzzilla
The pinky toe.
I think you'd be the right person to have his crotch stabbed. You could take it, I know you can.
*Goes Far Cry 3 on Ben's Ass*

Up yours.

  • 12.01.2012 11:52 PM PDT

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Posted by: Ben2974
Posted by: Dragonzzilla
The pinky toe.
I think you'd be the right person to have his crotch stabbed. You could take it, I know you can.
*Goes Far Cry 3 on Ben's Ass*

Up yours.


Someone voted crotch.

  • 12.02.2012 10:20 AM PDT
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For all questions with answers unknown to you, the proper procedure is to assume the answer is peanut butter.

While that may be true, I'm just going to pretend otherwise.

I'd rather be shot than stabbed...

  • 12.02.2012 10:21 AM PDT

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  • 12.02.2012 10:22 AM PDT

I like shorts. They're comfy and easy to wear.

In a hospital.

  • 12.02.2012 10:28 AM PDT

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Who voted to get stabbed in the Dick?

  • 12.02.2012 10:39 AM PDT

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Critical failure. 'Prefer' suggests I like an option, which I do not.

  • 12.02.2012 10:40 AM PDT

Posted by: CultMiester4000
I'm not really an Apple person (Bananas forever) but damn, that's kinda sad.

Having been stabbed in the stomach before, stomach.

Nothing critical there, and blood loss will affect you less

  • 12.02.2012 10:42 AM PDT

Quads: Good chance of severing femoral artery, bleed out, death.
Cheek: Eating is now difficult and painful until it heals, possible reconstructive surgery needed.
Knee: Possible severing of patellar ligament, anterior cruciate, and, depending on the angle, medial/lateral collateral ligaments.
Calf: Severing of Achilles tendon and soleus
Ball of foot: Possible severing of several muscles/tendons in the toe
Crotch: Possible bleedout, possible severing of femoral artery, possible sterilization
Butt: Possible severing of femoral artery, difficulty sitting down, possibly damaging colon
Stomach: Possible damaging of internal organs and high chance of death depending on location and angle.

Yeah, I'd say ball of foot's the least likely to kill me out of those.

  • 12.02.2012 10:42 AM PDT

I would take it in the cheek.

It's only a thin wall of flesh and aesthetics aren't as important to me as functionality.

  • 12.02.2012 10:44 AM PDT
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When you say cheek, do you mean ass cheek or face cheek?
If face cheek then that because it really doesn't matter. Since we're talking about the cheek, it wouldn't go very far and it's not very important either.

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Posted by: Xanarxses
When you say cheek, do you mean ass cheek or face cheek?

There's already a 'Butt' option, silly.

  • 12.02.2012 10:52 AM PDT

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  • 12.02.2012 10:53 AM PDT

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Posted by: oaklandp8ntbalr
Not the quads. Femoral artery is located there. I could bleed out and die.

Not the cheek, that would look horrible.

Not the knee, that could cripple you. Femoral artery is also there, I could bleed out and die.

Not the calf. Femoral artery again. I could bleed out and die.

Not the crotch, that's where my dick is.

Not the butt, that's where the gluteal artery is. I could bleed out and die.

Not in the stomach, that's where all my vital organs are. I could die.


Ball of the foot is the best option. It would heal and wouldn't be life threatening.

  • 12.02.2012 11:03 AM PDT
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Posted by: oaklandp8ntbalr
Not the quads. Femoral artery is located there. I could bleed out and die.

Not the cheek, that would look horrible.

Not the knee, that could cripple you. Femoral artery is also there, I could bleed out and die.

Not the calf. Femoral artery again. I could bleed out and die.

Not the crotch, that's where my dick is.

Not the butt, that's where the gluteal artery is. I could bleed out and die.

Not in the stomach, that's where all my vital organs are. I could die.


Ball of the foot is the best option. It would heal and wouldn't be life threatening.

The cheek isn't quite bad either.

  • 12.02.2012 11:09 AM PDT

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Posted by: Bungie Sam
Critical failure. 'Prefer' suggests I like an option, which I do not.


The point is, if there was no way out of getting stabbed, and you somehow had the choices represented in the poll, which would you choose?

NOW CHOOSE

  • 12.02.2012 11:19 AM PDT

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  • 12.02.2012 11:23 AM PDT

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The foot.

Easily the lesser of evils.

  • 12.02.2012 11:25 AM PDT

Sometimes, I dream about cheese.

I would like to not be stabbed, where is that option?

  • 12.02.2012 11:26 AM PDT

Calf.

  • 12.02.2012 11:26 AM PDT

Remember Elk

Doesn't seem too bad really...

  • 12.02.2012 11:29 AM PDT

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