- Jump Into Hell
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- Honorable Heroic Member
So I started out my day going to the airport before I flew off to Hong Kong to stay with my relatives. Some of you may have noticed this since I was posting using my phone on the Flood about it with some guy mentioning Changi Airport. Everything was going pretty well. I had brought two books along to keep me entertained during my holiday. Three hours after we took off, I was halfway finished with Carl Sagan's Contact. Since I had been holding in my piss for five hours, I decided to relieve myself. Never could I have expected that a tragedy of such magnitude would happen.
I lift up the toilet seat and unzip my jeans. For some reason my piss doesn't go forward as much as it should because I stored up too much. I had to lean my body forward so it wouldn't get on my pants, or the floor. So I was in an uncomfortable position with my head pressed against the ceiling pissing vertically. Finally, the amount of urine left reached a reasonable level and I was able to pee normally. Having taken a leak, I zipped up my pants.
Seeing that I had gotten a bit of piss on the toilet seat, I bent down and wiped it off with a piece of toilet paper. Instinctively, I dropped it into the toilet bowl with the urine. I froze. I had completely forgotten that toilet paper was not to be disposed of in the plane's toilet. I told myself, "You've touched your own piss before Jump Into Hell, don't be such a [redacted]" and reached down to scoop up one piece of toilet paper. It was a smaller piece so I easily disposed of it. The next piece was bigger, and I didn't it to drip piss all over the place, since it was soaked. I had to hold it in my palm. Finally, I punched the flush button, thinking my ordeal was over.
It wasn't.
I was pressed on the top of the tap to dispense water, and I washed my hands thoroughly. I realised that you could change the heat by turning it left and right. When I was done, I pressed the tap down again. NO RESPONSE. Water kept coming out. I kept at it for 30 seconds, twisting the tap around and pressing it down to stop the water. I was panicking like a kid going to a dentist. I fumbled with the lock and opened the door, then blurted out, "How do you off the tap?!" to the nearest flight attendant. He replied that it was automatic. Spaghetti started falling out of my pockets as I ran back to my seat crying. Not to mention that there were like three people waiting outside the lavatory. Mind you, it was a budget airline, so the plane wasn't exactly spacious. I spent the rest of the flight reading my book and pretending that everyone else didn't exist.
So Flood, can you recommend me some good sci-fi books?
TL;DR Recommend good science fiction books please, they're cheaper in Hong Kong than Singapore