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Subject: In this Thread: Our Extreme Conspiracy Theories

About me: I am a vicious wolf of a man.

But really am sweet at heart. =)

Come on guys. We all have them: That one sneaking suspicion that lurks in the back of your head like an earwig. The idea that something, somewhere, isn't right for some reason.

Share them here, so even if the government monkey robot overlords DO get you, we will be prepared for the threat.

Mine is pretty obvious, but I feel it isn't discussed enough.

What if the asteroid that hit the earth didn't wipe out the dinosaurs? What if it wiped out humans, and this is an an elaborate simulation being run by a race of advanced dinosaurs that rose up after mammals were wiped out?

Your turn.

  • 12.02.2012 8:47 AM PDT

#rubberdingirapids

What if our entire universe is merely an atom within another universe.

  • 12.02.2012 8:48 AM PDT

Illuminati exist and are powerful

  • 12.02.2012 8:49 AM PDT

I am the God Emprah of Mankind.

Deal with it.

Aliens made us, but we were preetier than them, so they abandoned us on Earth.

  • 12.02.2012 8:50 AM PDT
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I understand nothing because my life is a conspiracy.

Requiem is Reach.

That has two meanings.

  • 12.02.2012 8:52 AM PDT
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Ad eundum quo nemo ante iit

Topically applied fluoride doesn't prevent tooth decay. It does render teeth detectable by spy satellite.

The plastic tips at the ends of shoelaces are called aglets. Their true purpose is sinister.

There was a magic bullet. It was forged by Illuminati mystics to prevent us from learning the truth.

  • 12.02.2012 8:54 AM PDT

Recon Number 54 -
If they are still looking, then while holding the snarl, I let drool start to drip from my mouth, I stand, curl my fingers into claws and with a hunched over crouch, I then make slow and deliberate steps towards them. When I get close enough, I let them hear my agonized and gasping growls and then, if they continue to stare, when I get within arm's reach? I kiss them on the nose, and run away giggling.

The dinosaurs didn't die out, they hid underground and rule the world using google.

Also on the 21st They will rise again and enslave humanity to produce dino cookies to sell to the martians.

  • 12.02.2012 8:54 AM PDT

If pro is the opposite of con, then the opposite of progress is...

Everything we know right now is meant to control us.

  • 12.02.2012 8:56 AM PDT

Nonsense!

Abraham Lincoln's zombie assassinated JFK.

  • 12.02.2012 8:59 AM PDT

1st ban on 7-10-2011

Dont you worry about _____ let me worry about ____

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Incomprehensible gibberish.

Obama won the election due to subliminal messages in halo 4.

Thomas Jefferson Did have an affair with one of his slaves!

  • 12.02.2012 9:03 AM PDT

Earth is held up by four strings.

  • 12.02.2012 9:04 AM PDT

Nahman Jayden, Eff bee eye. I herd that you're the origammy killah...

Tupac is coming back in 2014

  • 12.02.2012 9:06 AM PDT

Plekpedia - The most epic site in the history of ever.

All the governments of the world are actually united and plan wars to prevent overpopulation.

  • 12.02.2012 9:15 AM PDT

Posted by: iamironman4611
"Hello, I am Ring Moniter 666 John Cena".

Posted by BarrenVonHedshot in the summer of 2008:
The colour Orange rhymes with the fruit orange. Since the fruit orange IS the colour Orange, It must be the ultimate fruit.
Alot of other things are orange too including Chuck Norris' beard and carrots. Carrots help you see in the dark. If Chuck Norris could see in the dark he would be an even more efficient killing machine.
The only way to defeat Chuck Norris is to divide by 0 (but this is impossible, nothing defeats Chuck Norris).
However, If I learned anything from the DaVinci Code, it was that in order to crack this code I will need to make non-sensible assumptions with no evidence to back it up.
Therefore I am going to assume that if I divide 7 (because SEVEN is the ultimate number, nothing beats SEVEN) by 0, it will equal Orange.
The Word "raptors" has 7 letters! Knowing this, if I eat an orange at 7:07 AM on July 7th (Bungie Day) Raptor Jesus will descend from the heavens and tell me the meaning of life. Only one problem, I DON'T SPEAK RAPTOR!
But if I learned anything about the psychology of dinosaurs (Raptors are Dinosaurs!) from watching The Land Before Time, It's that they don't like it when Lava kills them! Lava is Orange! I'm interperating this to mean that I must throw the orange into the Lava of
Mount Doom.
One time a Hobbit named Frodo threw a ring into Mount Doom. You wear rings on your fingers, and guess what, Frodo only had 7 Fingers because one was bit off by Smeagol (and thumbs don't count as fingers)!

This is all we really know about this so called "ring":

Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die,
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
One Ring to rule them all, One ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.

Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone! The Dwarf-lords must represent Bungie!That's it we must find all of these Dwarven rings, and bring them to the Dwarven Halls (Bungie Studios) and place one on each division of THE SEVENTH COLUMN ALTAR! Doing this will cause the sun to reflect perfectly off of each ring.
SUNLIGHT IS ORANGE! The Sun is the opposite of the Moon and the Moon is made of
cheese! ONETIME I ATE ORANGE CHEESE!

That must mean that that this ring is on the moon v

One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
One Ring to rule them all, One ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.

We must travel to the moon and retrieve this ring to return it to the "Dark Lord" Shishka in time for Bungie Day so that his plans to slingshot the infidels into the sun can finally be put into action!

  • 12.02.2012 9:19 AM PDT
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They call me graland.

The true architect of the Civil War was Secretary of State William Seward, who arranged to have Lincoln assassinated after the war ended because he was of no further use.

  • 12.02.2012 9:24 AM PDT

"It is the cruelest fate, to have written words that meant well and see them made wicked and unwise. What was meant to encourage life, used instead to justify taking it."


Posted by: PunxsatownyPhil
Posted by BarrenVonHedshot in the summer of 2008:
The colour Orange rhymes with the fruit orange. Since the fruit orange IS the colour Orange, It must be the ultimate fruit.
Alot of other things are orange too including Chuck Norris' beard and carrots. Carrots help you see in the dark. If Chuck Norris could see in the dark he would be an even more efficient killing machine.
The only way to defeat Chuck Norris is to divide by 0 (but this is impossible, nothing defeats Chuck Norris).
However, If I learned anything from the DaVinci Code, it was that in order to crack this code I will need to make non-sensible assumptions with no evidence to back it up.
Therefore I am going to assume that if I divide 7 (because SEVEN is the ultimate number, nothing beats SEVEN) by 0, it will equal Orange.
The Word "raptors" has 7 letters! Knowing this, if I eat an orange at 7:07 AM on July 7th (Bungie Day) Raptor Jesus will descend from the heavens and tell me the meaning of life. Only one problem, I DON'T SPEAK RAPTOR!
But if I learned anything about the psychology of dinosaurs (Raptors are Dinosaurs!) from watching The Land Before Time, It's that they don't like it when Lava kills them! Lava is Orange! I'm interperating this to mean that I must throw the orange into the Lava of
Mount Doom.
One time a Hobbit named Frodo threw a ring into Mount Doom. You wear rings on your fingers, and guess what, Frodo only had 7 Fingers because one was bit off by Smeagol (and thumbs don't count as fingers)!

This is all we really know about this so called "ring":

Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die,
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
One Ring to rule them all, One ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.

Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone! The Dwarf-lords must represent Bungie!That's it we must find all of these Dwarven rings, and bring them to the Dwarven Halls (Bungie Studios) and place one on each division of THE SEVENTH COLUMN ALTAR! Doing this will cause the sun to reflect perfectly off of each ring.
SUNLIGHT IS ORANGE! The Sun is the opposite of the Moon and the Moon is made of
cheese! ONETIME I ATE ORANGE CHEESE!

That must mean that that this ring is on the moon v

One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
One Ring to rule them all, One ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.

We must travel to the moon and retrieve this ring to return it to the "Dark Lord" Shishka in time for Bungie Day so that his plans to slingshot the infidels into the sun can finally be put into action!

But the Dark Lord has four of these dwarven rings, and the other three were eaten by dragons. We must call upon the Dovahkiin to aid us in our Great Journey!

  • 12.02.2012 9:30 AM PDT