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Subject: I -blam!- hate Christmas!
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By sharp and flame; a friend of a friend.

Of course this being 'MURICA -blam!- YEAH!!!1!!one!!, the true meaning of Christmas was lost long ago and replaced with the capitalist consumer spirit of, "Hurr, let's buy -blam!- we don't need with money we don't have! Derp, Credit Cards FTW!"

That's the worst part, the hyper consumerism of the holiday season. Then comes the fat people getting fatter, getting diabetes and whining for free healthcare. Then the radios. Dear god, why must the -blam!-smas music start in October for some statios?! Even November is too damn early. Christmas music for months! Wouldn't be so bad if there were more then a few good songs! I hate you Dominic the Donkey, and NO! You can't have your damned two front teeth for Christmas you insufferable hill billy! Brush more, -blam!-!

Let's not forget the movies! The endless, agonizing, lifetime style sappy happy ending -blam!- movies. Garbage, utter garbage!

The only thing Christmas is good for is children, not to make the spoiled brats happy, but to get them to behave occasionally and pacify them! Even parents with horrible children most of the time still give the bastards gifts! What's the point of the threat of coal if your still going to give consistently misbehaving children presents? Fools! If I ever have children, science forbid, and on the off chance that I fail as a parent and they turn into bastard brats, then I will give them coal in at least their stockings!

I especially can not stand gifting among adults! Why must we buy eachother gifts! We're not children! We're just moving money around, and getting -blam!- we either don't want nor need! I'd rather spend my money on bills and payments!

Bah! -blam!-! I hate Christmas...

Anyone else?

  • 12.02.2012 11:14 AM PDT

"I will show you how a true Prussian officer fights!"

"And i will show you where the iron crosses grow..."

- "Cross of Iron"

Your a sad, sad man.

  • 12.02.2012 11:14 AM PDT

Shakes Magic 8 Ball

Christmas is really just Yule, so no I don't get mad.

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Octavia is best pony.

Bah, Christmas. Saturnalia is the best gift-giving holiday.

  • 12.02.2012 11:15 AM PDT

Well then, I guess you're gonna miss the...panty raid.

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This is a signature. If you're reading it, you must be dedicated. My other account, created in 2011, is nitwitcoffee10.
My gamertag is Shoop Do Whoop.

You're getting it all wrong. Santa gets the gifts, not the parents.

  • 12.02.2012 11:15 AM PDT

Es ist Zeit für einige Gefahr-pay

Christmas is just indoctrination into wasteful consumerism.

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Pessimist

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OP is a Scrooge.

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It's Uncle Scrooge McDuck!! :o

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Don't LOL if you aren't L'inOL.

Halo: Reach
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Christmas is okay, I just wish people wouldn't take such advantage of it as an attempt to get money i.e. Christmas stuff -blam!- everywhere

  • 12.02.2012 11:15 AM PDT

Hi

Consumerism is the best thing that happened to Christmas. Otherwise, it would just be a religious festival, which would suck.

  • 12.02.2012 11:16 AM PDT

I agree completely.

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Death to rank junkies.

When did the Grinch make an account here?

  • 12.02.2012 11:16 AM PDT

If I don't believe in him...



why should he believe in me?

But then where am I going to find christmas trees to light on fire??

  • 12.02.2012 11:17 AM PDT

To punish and enslave.

I agree. It's about $$$ nothing else. I went to Walmart two weeks before October to get some lawn stuff but it was moved and all Xmas crap was out. Ridiculous.

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If it doesn't affect you personally, why do you care?

Let peope live their lives and get sick and in debt or whatever. Make your Christmas a better experience if you hate it so much.

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Currently studying Computer Science & Software engineering. Hope to work on mobile devices of the future! When a certain game's credits roll, look out for my name! ;)

You will -blam!- bricks when you see what game it is! =)

lol at atheists celebrating the birth of Jesus.

  • 12.02.2012 11:18 AM PDT
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Christmas never meant anything even if you really think so. It was never about family and friends.

Commercialism didn't change it.

It is and always has been...Ill stop here, you can find lots of information online.

Just another way Big Brother manipulates "humanity".


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Posted by: Bobkillar95
I agree completely.

This is why I won't have children LOL.
Need dat $$$ first.

  • 12.02.2012 11:19 AM PDT

Cwismas is dwa besht time of dwa yer and if anyone disagrees dey ah poopy fwaces!

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Posted by: FatherlyNick
lol at atheists celebrating the birth of Jesus.
He was a real person, not necessarily a son of a god or anything though.

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Posted by: Xeno Prodigy
science forbid

Caught ya.

  • 12.02.2012 11:21 AM PDT


Posted by: XxxBanexxX

Posted by: FatherlyNick
lol at atheists celebrating the birth of Jesus.
He was a real person, not necessarily a son of a god or anything though.
He is da son of GWOD SHUT YOUR FASHE!

  • 12.02.2012 11:21 AM PDT

Currently studying Computer Science & Software engineering. Hope to work on mobile devices of the future! When a certain game's credits roll, look out for my name! ;)

You will -blam!- bricks when you see what game it is! =)


Posted by: XxxBanexxX

Posted by: FatherlyNick
lol at atheists celebrating the birth of Jesus.
He was a real person, not necessarily a son of a god or anything though.

...So why would anyone celebrate birth of a mortal who died 2000 years ago?

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