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Subject: You rage, you lose.

Name's John. I'm a 21-year-old firefighter/EMT from lolhio who doubles as a die-hard Halo fan. I've been enjoying the franchise since 2001. My favorite iteration of Halo would have to be Halo 2 simply because I never got to experience the joy of a full-on Halo: CE LAN.


If you have any other questions, feel free to ask.

Oh yeah, and boot Zome.


Posted by: SumoMafia
Posted by: kimy1688
Okay, finally found it. Say hello to Fionn.

Read that before. Punched a good-sized hole in my wall that day.


Is that all there was to the story? No breakup or catching them red-handed?

Also, I did feel my blood pressure rising reading that, but then I reminded myself that he should have stopped being so beta, told the guy to screw off, and went with her the first night anyway.

I feel like the story was fake anyway.

  • 12.02.2012 11:53 AM PDT

Post the complete Fionn story if you're gonna post it at all.

[Edited on 12.02.2012 11:54 AM PST]

  • 12.02.2012 11:54 AM PDT

Don't LOL if you aren't L'inOL.

Halo: Reach
Halo 3
Halo ODST

Posted by: CharlesBrown33
Post the complete Fionn story if you're gonna post it at all.

Holy crap, all these versions are terrible.

If someone finds a good, full version, post it.

V Thank you <3

No no, yours is better, mine couldn't zoom in.

[Edited on 12.02.2012 11:57 AM PST]

  • 12.02.2012 11:55 AM PDT

Name's John. I'm a 21-year-old firefighter/EMT from lolhio who doubles as a die-hard Halo fan. I've been enjoying the franchise since 2001. My favorite iteration of Halo would have to be Halo 2 simply because I never got to experience the joy of a full-on Halo: CE LAN.


If you have any other questions, feel free to ask.

Oh yeah, and boot Zome.

Full Fionn story.

I got out-BR'd... :(

[Edited on 12.02.2012 11:56 AM PST]

  • 12.02.2012 11:56 AM PDT
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Right now, this is making me rage.

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Posted by: WitchDocktor
I'll start.

Some people are so goddamn stupid...

  • 12.02.2012 11:56 AM PDT

Nonsense!

Posted by: The Ruckus 2010
Posted by: SumoMafia
Posted by: kimy1688
Okay, finally found it. Say hello to Fionn.

Read that before. Punched a good-sized hole in my wall that day.


Is that all there was to the story? No breakup or catching them red-handed?

Also, I did feel my blood pressure rising reading that, but then I reminded myself that he should have stopped being so beta, told the guy to screw off, and went with her the first night anyway.

I feel like the story was fake anyway.

Well of course it's fake.
But you can't blame the guy for trying to be the better man in the face of a supreme douche-nozzle like Fionn.

  • 12.02.2012 11:56 AM PDT
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Posted by: kimy1688
Posted by: CharlesBrown33
Post the complete Fionn story if you're gonna post it at all.

Holy crap, all these versions are terrible.

If someone finds a good, full version, post it.

V Thank you <3
That made me rage. Thumbnail

  • 12.02.2012 11:57 AM PDT

A competitive players main goal is to win.
A casuals main goal is to have fun regardless of whether that results in a win or loss.
It has nothing to do with individual skill or knowledge, it has to do with the reason you play.


Posted by: WitchDocktor
I'll start.

POST YOUR OWN RAGE LINKS, TOO!


I didn't get very far. Already lost.

  • 12.02.2012 11:57 AM PDT

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith

I'm sorry. Was I supposed to rage or something? I didn't need that wall of racism to know that some Americans are stupid. Also, why amI supposed to rage for the narrator and his problems with Fionn?

I could give to -blam!- s about either story. I was hoping for something really rage inspiring, like how Dubstep is being recognized as a legitimate music type by the rock and roll hall of fame, or that an obscure Death Metal band is being inducted. Maybe even that Call of Duty is being cancelled, since we all know its the best game ever.

But, whatever. You kids will be kids with your lame and emo stories.

  • 12.02.2012 12:05 PM PDT
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Posted by: The Ruckus 2010
Full Fionn story.

I got out-BR'd... :(
10/10 would read again.

  • 12.02.2012 12:07 PM PDT

I r guy who gun to teach u lesson

I raged the first time I saw that, not anymore. Now it just makes me sad.

Posted by: kimy1688
Okay, finally found it. Say hello to Fionn.


This gets me every single time.

  • 12.02.2012 12:08 PM PDT

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Posted by: kimy1688
Okay, finally found it. Say hello to Fionn.
I laughed more than I raged.

What's wrong with me?


I laughed and didn't really rage. I almost whooped to myself when he beat the poop out of him.

  • 12.02.2012 12:09 PM PDT
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This is a signature. If you're reading it, you must be dedicated. My other account, created in 2011, is nitwitcoffee10.
My gamertag is Shoop Do Whoop.

My dad thinks that Linux is a lie designed to take my money.

  • 12.02.2012 12:10 PM PDT

Anti-rage inbound

  • 12.02.2012 12:13 PM PDT
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Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie
I'm sorry. Was I supposed to rage or something? I didn't need that wall of racism to know that some Americans are stupid. Also, why amI supposed to rage for the narrator and his problems with Fionn?

I could give to -blam!- s about either story. I was hoping for something really rage inspiring, like how Dubstep is being recognized as a legitimate music type by the rock and roll hall of fame, or that an obscure Death Metal band is being inducted. Maybe even that Call of Duty is being cancelled, since we all know its the best game ever.

But, whatever. You kids will be kids with your lame and emo stories.

Thank good the Bungie staff haven't made you a ninja yet.

[Edited on 12.02.2012 12:17 PM PST]

  • 12.02.2012 12:14 PM PDT

TRU7H. CARNAGE. BUNGIE

oh Flood... sadly, this is way too easy



  • 12.02.2012 12:15 PM PDT

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Posted by: bergXX09
Anti-rage inbound

made me laugh

  • 12.02.2012 12:15 PM PDT

Name's John. I'm a 21-year-old firefighter/EMT from lolhio who doubles as a die-hard Halo fan. I've been enjoying the franchise since 2001. My favorite iteration of Halo would have to be Halo 2 simply because I never got to experience the joy of a full-on Halo: CE LAN.


If you have any other questions, feel free to ask.

Oh yeah, and boot Zome.


Posted by: SumoMafia
But you can't blame the guy for trying to be the better man in the face of a supreme douche-nozzle like Fionn.


True. I would not have handled it the way he did. I've had situations where guys have made passes at my girlfriend. Fortunately my girlfriend isn't a sloot and shoots them down. Unfortunately, some of them have persisted past her rejection at which point I've had to step in because apparently her telling them it's not going to happen wasn't enough for them. Ended that crap pretty quickly. I'm grateful to have someone I don't have to worry about cheating on me. It took a while to find someone like that.

That being said, the only rage I get from reading these stories is the knowledge that, while these particular stories are fake, very similar things actually happen.

  • 12.02.2012 12:16 PM PDT

Moar anti-rage

  • 12.02.2012 12:17 PM PDT
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Posted by: kimy1688
Okay, THIS is the best version, posted by The Ruckus and i'm just putting it here for people to see. Say hello to Fionn.

Oh I've read the Fionn story countless times and it still makes me rage. I'm not going to read it right now because I don't want to ruin my day.

  • 12.02.2012 12:17 PM PDT

Damn, that's a cold-ass honky.

"He who has the money has the authority; and respect to the man with the Uzi."


Posted by: bergXX09
Moar anti-rage


Justice has been served.

  • 12.02.2012 12:22 PM PDT


Posted by: The Ruckus 2010
Full Fionn story.

I got out-BR'd... :(

This enrages me.

  • 12.02.2012 12:22 PM PDT
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Posted by: bergXX09
Anti-rage inbound

So much win.

  • 12.02.2012 12:27 PM PDT

Name's John. I'm a 21-year-old firefighter/EMT from lolhio who doubles as a die-hard Halo fan. I've been enjoying the franchise since 2001. My favorite iteration of Halo would have to be Halo 2 simply because I never got to experience the joy of a full-on Halo: CE LAN.


If you have any other questions, feel free to ask.

Oh yeah, and boot Zome.


Posted by: derka derka

Posted by: bergXX09
Anti-rage inbound

So much win.


This. And that chick looked awfully masculine.

Trap detected.

  • 12.02.2012 12:30 PM PDT

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