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Subject: It's time for an Epic Adventure

Nonsense!

You will now embark on an epic quest with your friends. Here's how it starts:

-The last three people you talked to (over the internet or in real life) are now your companions.

-The setting of the last video game you played is now the universe in which you live.

-You embark on a quest to defeat the antagonist from either:
1. the last movie you watched
2. the last game you played
Your choice. And you will fight their underlings along the way.
(If it is a weak bad guy, they now have incredible demonic powers.)

-You each have two weapons of your choice; the arms master is generous.

None of you have powers or skills other than the ones you already have. How far will you get on your quest, champions?

  • 12.02.2012 2:32 PM PDT

Nonsense!

NEW DEVELOPMENTS:

-The second person dies.

-Your weapons will now:
1. If they are guns, have half the ammo they had.
2. If they are melee weapons, are half broken.
3. If they are vehicles, are now out of fuel.

[Edited on 12.02.2012 2:45 PM PST]

  • 12.02.2012 2:33 PM PDT

Challenge me to a Hawaiian Punch chugging contest. I dare you.


Posted by: mubox47
$.50 in store credit.

Three pretty girls and i are now in Pokemon White 2.




Can this be real please?

  • 12.02.2012 2:34 PM PDT

"It is the cruelest fate, to have written words that meant well and see them made wicked and unwise. What was meant to encourage life, used instead to justify taking it."

I'm going to go on a quest with three anonymous Floodians to defeat Sauron on Requiem. I'm taking Narsil and Orcrist.

[Edited on 12.02.2012 2:37 PM PST]

  • 12.02.2012 2:34 PM PDT
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Hey, uh, if you like vs threads, then check out this little group right here, if you have the time. It's pretty fun, just hop right in.

Let us go, everybody! On...HIGH ADVENTURE!

  • 12.02.2012 2:34 PM PDT

My brother and parents, on Guardian, will have to destroy the ring in Mount Doom, and our weapons will be...Anduril and the ring itself.

  • 12.02.2012 2:34 PM PDT

Posted by: FatherlyNick
Im the flood's underground member.

...

Ah, who am i kidding, we are all basement dwellers...

- random Floodian truest words ever

I have to defeat Mother Brain on Zebes with my friend Dylan, my dad and that noob who didn't know who Giygas was. Can I use scarab guns?

  • 12.02.2012 2:35 PM PDT

Me and my three friends fighting Cyber Errol from Jak 3.

Sweet, I think I'll be taking a Blaster and a Vulcan, to get into the setting.

[Edited on 12.02.2012 2:37 PM PST]

  • 12.02.2012 2:36 PM PDT


Posted by: PROBLEM23323
I have to defeat Mother Brain on Zebes with my friend Dylan, my dad and that noob who didn't know who Giygas was. Can I use scarab guns?
Awesome! I'll probably be pretty useless though against an enemy I don't know...

  • 12.02.2012 2:37 PM PDT

“Dear humanity, we regret being alien bastards. We regret coming to Earth. And we most definitely regret that the corps just blew up our raggedy ass fleet!” -Sgt. Johnson

What time is it?!

  • 12.02.2012 2:37 PM PDT
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Remember what Sergeant Vau told us: Eat your vegtable capsules.

I win in anything because I asked for an Imperator Titan as my weapon. I don't need a second one.

  • 12.02.2012 2:38 PM PDT
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"The hero is the one who kindles a great light in the world, who sets up blazing torches in the dark streets of life for men to see by.
The saint is the man who walks through the dark paths of the world, himself a light."
-Felix Adler

Three friends from school defeating the Didact on Requiem.
My weapons would be an incinerator cannon and a Binary Rifle.

  • 12.02.2012 2:38 PM PDT

Posted by: FatherlyNick
Im the flood's underground member.

...

Ah, who am i kidding, we are all basement dwellers...

- random Floodian truest words ever


Posted by: Graver18

Posted by: PROBLEM23323
I have to defeat Mother Brain on Zebes with my friend Dylan, my dad and that noob who didn't know who Giygas was. Can I use scarab guns?
Awesome! I'll probably be pretty useless though against an enemy I don't know...


Are you new to gaming or something

  • 12.02.2012 2:38 PM PDT

Nonsense!

I suppose I should do mine, since I'm the OP.
Me, my two friends from school, and my girlfriend will fight Harbinger in Middle Earth. We will all have GoW Lancers, and I personally will take Caledscratch.
This will be sweet.

  • 12.02.2012 2:39 PM PDT

A kamikaze attack? Good, that's one bastard down.
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Achronos, on the Flood, beating down a 'Flying Rectum'

Me, Akamia179, DimentdMunchkin and Sgt Peanut.
In Skyrim.
On a quest to stop Saren (From doing what?).



  • 12.02.2012 2:39 PM PDT


Posted by: PROBLEM23323

Posted by: Graver18

Posted by: PROBLEM23323
I have to defeat Mother Brain on Zebes with my friend Dylan, my dad and that noob who didn't know who Giygas was. Can I use scarab guns?
Awesome! I'll probably be pretty useless though against an enemy I don't know...


Are you new to gaming or something
Out of some of the biggest series in gaming, that is one of the few I've just never played.

  • 12.02.2012 2:40 PM PDT

3 girls in the Gears Universe fighting the Cowboy from Westwold... I want a flame-thrower and a Apache helicopter.

  • 12.02.2012 2:41 PM PDT

It's safe to say, anything with epic in it's name, usually isn't epic to begin with.

  • 12.02.2012 2:43 PM PDT
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I reject your reality and substitute my own

Me my bro and his girlfriend in 1946 in the game company of heroes. fighting the corrupt US Air-force from taken and our main weapons are MG 42s And Stielgranate 41 and riding on a Wehrmacht Werbelwind Flak-Panzer

  • 12.02.2012 2:59 PM PDT