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Subject: So a wizard comes up to you with a bottle of potion

My gamertag is Dustin Nugget, like my name here.

And you turn into the opposite gender for a few days. You're unrecognizable to your normal self, and your voice changes as well.

What do you do with yourself? Where do you go?

Yeah I know, unoriginal, but these threads get nasty and thus interesting.

  • 12.02.2012 3:58 PM PDT

On the Left

Godshatter: I can go all the way with someone without being attracted to them.
CamCamm: How does that work?
Godshatter: I'm easily aroused by anything that moves. It's a curse.
Brain says 'No, that's ugly', body says 'ugly is fine with me'.

So you like it nasty? Kinky OP here.

  • 12.02.2012 3:59 PM PDT

Major props to my hommie Sheeef. He made Recon possible for me. Long time recovering emails and passwords. And it was his. lol.

Lol well. Assuming i'm a super hot chick, most likely go after the same gender then and/or.... do naughty things. ;)

[Edited on 12.02.2012 4:00 PM PST]

  • 12.02.2012 4:00 PM PDT

I'd probably ask the wizard with the potion why I spontaneously got a gender change. It seems like he would be knowledgeable on the subject.

  • 12.02.2012 4:00 PM PDT
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Hope that the few days I'm a female aren't the days that I'd be on the cycle.

  • 12.02.2012 4:00 PM PDT

"What are we holding on to, Sam?"
"That there's some good in this world, and it's worth fighting for."

I'd wonder how I ended up in Munchkin.

  • 12.02.2012 4:00 PM PDT

"It is the cruelest fate, to have written words that meant well and see them made wicked and unwise. What was meant to encourage life, used instead to justify taking it."

After the effects wear off, I'd find this wizard and go with him on many adventures.

What happens before that is my business alone.

  • 12.02.2012 4:01 PM PDT
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They call me graland.

Stock up on food, take the potion, then spend the duration of it in my house playing with my boobs.

  • 12.02.2012 4:01 PM PDT

I know everything, I've just forgotten most of it.

Also, my XBL Gamertag is 'Wenggh', not 'A Stolen Fruit'.

Find some way to make it permanen- I mean...

I honestly would have no idea what to do.

  • 12.02.2012 4:01 PM PDT

Posted by: Gen Petitt
ME2 was known for stupidity and being retarded

Say nothing, but slip away before the wizard can continue his rant.

  • 12.02.2012 4:02 PM PDT

Mreh.

Well there's that one [lesbian] that I used to have a crush on...

  • 12.02.2012 4:04 PM PDT

"Halo! Its divine wind will rush through the stars, propelling all who are worthy along the path to salvation."

Stuff

  • 12.02.2012 4:05 PM PDT
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Posted by: Garland
Stock up on food, take the potion, then spend the duration of it in my house playing with my boobs.


I wonder if it's the same for women....

As in, if they became male for a certain duration of time, would they simply play with themselves the whole time? Or discover the wonders of peeing standing?

  • 12.02.2012 4:07 PM PDT

Master bait ALL DAY.

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  • 12.02.2012 4:07 PM PDT

Join Robot Academy! The best general discussion group ever. Basically the flood with more manners.

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The moment man devoured the fruit of knowledge, he sealed his fate. Entrusting his future to the cards, man clings to a dim hope. Beyond the beaten path lies the absolute end. It matters not who you are... Death awaits you.

I'd probably go to my friends and scare them by listing off details about their lives. Pretend I'm an FBI agent or something. Then I'd rob a bank.

  • 12.02.2012 4:07 PM PDT

My logic is undeniable.
the.dredwerkz@gmail.com
e-mail me about anything.
Don't send me group invites.

Have a few mood swings, be totally irrational, argue a lot, be overly stubborn, -blam!- about people I hardly know, disagree with people, post annoying statuses on facebook, blow my credit card, stay on the phone for hours, cripple myself in high heels, complain about high heels, moan about the toilet seat, not make my mind up, pretend my virginity is more important than it is, ignore logic, cover myself in mild paint, pay for a years gym membership, whine about my boyfriend, NOT dump my boyfriend, drive terribly, be unable to fix anything.

I could go on...

  • 12.02.2012 4:30 PM PDT

Rain, and Jazz.
Halo: Tactical

I'm either a fool or an inteligent man, depending on how sleepy or angry I am.

I originaly made an account on 07.27.2007 but I wanted to link my GT and made this account. Don't forget your passwords!

Mess with people I know, do innapropreate things, learn how the potion works, etc.

  • 12.02.2012 4:33 PM PDT

My logic is undeniable.
the.dredwerkz@gmail.com
e-mail me about anything.
Don't send me group invites.

That and playing with myself.

  • 12.02.2012 5:38 PM PDT

Formerly darkbrute (no I was not perma-banned.)

Posted by: Bradllez
Members here dont get banned.

They just go missing in action.

I've always wondered what it would be like to have a vaginis. So I'd probably just bate the mastur.

[Edited on 12.02.2012 5:41 PM PST]

  • 12.02.2012 5:40 PM PDT