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Subject: Would you kill your best friend. . .

My gamertag is Dustin Nugget, like my name here.


Posted by: Rahm Emanuel
If he was really my best friend he wouldn't mind.
This post is retarded.

[Edited on 12.02.2012 5:48 PM PST]

  • 12.02.2012 5:47 PM PDT

iPhone 4S 64GB Black.

I wouldn't kill ANYONE for ANYTHING. And people who would, make me sick.

  • 12.02.2012 5:47 PM PDT
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Does bad a** freelancer stuff looks and sees carolina O_O dont hurt me

damn... i would kill the president for a -blam!- slurpee

  • 12.02.2012 5:47 PM PDT

"What is better - to be born good, or to overcome your evil nature through great effort?"
-Paarthurnax

"The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world."
-G-Man

No chance.

  • 12.02.2012 5:48 PM PDT

Okay, OP. I'm assuming you were asking this because you were willing to pay $10 million if I killed my best friend. Having multiple best friends, I was given plenty of options in this situation. Naturally, I decided to kill my roommate. Room to myself? SWEET!

If you're wondering how I did it, I can assure you it was simple. See, his desk is under his bed, so while he was busy playing Mass Effect 3 instead of studying for finals, I unscrewed his bunk bed from it's frame, causing a metal bar on the bottom of the bed, just directly above his head, to knock him unconscious. I then choked his unconscious body, so there wouldn't be any fight or screaming.

Now, I assume this is where you come in. You can dispose of the body how you like, but I would like to suggest my own method. Since I live in a dorm in the middle of my university, it will not be easy to carry the body without someone seeing. Also considering I live on the 12th floor, I would suggest opening the cardboard-only container below and throwing the body out the window into the container. Don't worry, he's light. And I suppose when we're done with that, you can give me that $10 million. Deal?




To any government officials that may or may not be tracking me at this point, this did not actually happen...

In case this did actually happen, it's OP's fault. He bribed me.

  • 12.02.2012 5:52 PM PDT


Posted by: Garland
Posted by: TURTLER9
I get to kill someone with no strings or liabilities? The 10 mil is just a bonus at that point
That "someone" has to be your best friend. And you have to be legit best friends; you can't just go up to your enemy and be like "yo dawg ur ma best friend now" and then kill him.
Well that, my dear sir, is called suicide

  • 12.02.2012 5:53 PM PDT
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Sometimes, I dream about cheese.

ofcourse not

  • 12.02.2012 5:54 PM PDT

Nahman Jayden, Eff bee eye. I herd that you're the origammy killah...

Nope.
I couldn't get myself to kill her. We've been friends for way too long. That and money is easy to obtain with work. Murder is never worth it, no matter the amount you'd recieve.

  • 12.02.2012 5:55 PM PDT

"Life is constantly fleeting from your grasp even from the very day it's bestowed upon you, but the shadow of death is always there, waiting for its chance to take you away."

"Even though many may not think so, ignorance and innocence are one and the same. The only difference is that one sounds nicer."

"I once knew a man who spent his entire life contemplating where we go after our death....it's a shame he realized it a second too late to tell anyone."

A while ago, I may have said yes, but not now. I will never betray a true friend.

  • 12.02.2012 5:55 PM PDT

There once was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died.

The end.

SCFH


Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie
-blam!-, I'd do it for a klondike bar

  • 12.02.2012 5:55 PM PDT

Posted by: The Kangol Kid
It was then that I decided he really is like semen(everywhere) and I gave up on life.


zoobkillerninja <3

Posted by: Dredwerkz
Posted by: CamCamm
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Posted by: CamCamm
What best friend?
Alright, you want to be pedantic, would you cut off your bean for $10 million?
The most ridiculous question I have EVER read!

My bean would give me WAY more pleasure than 10 million dollars ever could. FACT.
But you're a girl? Money is everything...
Negative. My pleasure is everything. Most everything.

  • 12.02.2012 5:56 PM PDT

Ignore my gamertag. It's actually Dragonzzilla.

No! My best friends are my family!

  • 12.02.2012 5:57 PM PDT

The Snow Leopard's wisdom includes: Understanding one's shadow-side; trusting one's inner-self; agility; strength; the ability to stalk; understanding the power of silence.

No.

  • 12.02.2012 5:58 PM PDT

Posted by: Happy Tissue
Posted by: Set Sail Armada
Why didn't Frodo just stick the ring up his ass?

Because Sam would keep turning invisible.

Posted by: Vinny White
Sex with highschool jailbait
and stamp collecting


Posted by: swvjdirector
Never. What does it matter what I get if the cost is losing myself?

  • 12.02.2012 5:58 PM PDT

Gamertag - Rdog 11

Call me Rdog, not RdOG or RdOG1507. I made that username when I thought it was cool to use alternating capital and lowercase letters...

No..... Terrible thread.

  • 12.02.2012 5:59 PM PDT
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Remember what Sergeant Vau told us: Eat your vegtable capsules.


Posted by: GohanRules 12
Befriend homeless man
Kill homeless man
???
Profit!

  • 12.02.2012 5:59 PM PDT

My logic is undeniable.
the.dredwerkz@gmail.com
e-mail me about anything.
Don't send me group invites.


Posted by: CamCamm
Posted by: Dredwerkz
Posted by: CamCamm
Posted by: Dredwerkz
Posted by: CamCamm
What best friend?
Alright, you want to be pedantic, would you cut off your bean for $10 million?
The most ridiculous question I have EVER read!

My bean would give me WAY more pleasure than 10 million dollars ever could. FACT.
But you're a girl? Money is everything...
Negative. My pleasure is everything. Most everything.
There we go, utterly selfish to the very core.

I've found your assassin OP.

[Edited on 12.02.2012 6:00 PM PST]

  • 12.02.2012 6:00 PM PDT
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*Loads gun*

HOLD STILL YA WANKER!

  • 12.02.2012 6:01 PM PDT

My gamertag is Dustin Nugget, like my name here.


Posted by: Dustin Nugget

Posted by: Rahm Emanuel
If he was really my best friend he wouldn't mind.
This post is retarded.
Again, this post is retarded. I hope you kill yourself.

  • 12.02.2012 6:04 PM PDT

OP, hurry up. The body's starting to smell. I think my suite mates are getting suspicious. Don't bail on me. If we go to court, I'll make sure the judge and/or jury knows that this was all your fault.

  • 12.02.2012 6:06 PM PDT

Nah I love my friends more than any money.

  • 12.02.2012 6:06 PM PDT
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Posted by: RdOG1507
No..... Terrible thread.
The Flood is full of terrible people. I wanted to find out how many.

  • 12.02.2012 6:10 PM PDT

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No.

  • 12.02.2012 6:13 PM PDT
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-blam!- no. My best friend is the -blam!- and I've known him for a hell of a long time. No amount of money is worth the life of an innocent broseph.

  • 12.02.2012 7:41 PM PDT
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No.

  • 12.02.2012 7:41 PM PDT