- dtyler27106
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- Noble Legendary Member
Okay, OP. I'm assuming you were asking this because you were willing to pay $10 million if I killed my best friend. Having multiple best friends, I was given plenty of options in this situation. Naturally, I decided to kill my roommate. Room to myself? SWEET!
If you're wondering how I did it, I can assure you it was simple. See, his desk is under his bed, so while he was busy playing Mass Effect 3 instead of studying for finals, I unscrewed his bunk bed from it's frame, causing a metal bar on the bottom of the bed, just directly above his head, to knock him unconscious. I then choked his unconscious body, so there wouldn't be any fight or screaming.
Now, I assume this is where you come in. You can dispose of the body how you like, but I would like to suggest my own method. Since I live in a dorm in the middle of my university, it will not be easy to carry the body without someone seeing. Also considering I live on the 12th floor, I would suggest opening the cardboard-only container below and throwing the body out the window into the container. Don't worry, he's light. And I suppose when we're done with that, you can give me that $10 million. Deal?
To any government officials that may or may not be tracking me at this point, this did not actually happen...
In case this did actually happen, it's OP's fault. He bribed me.