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Subject: A story in one sentence everyone, lets try!

If you want to bang your head to hardcore dubstep then ♫ Muffler-Machine ♫ is for you!
Now remember, this is my theme song >:A
Note: Make sure your head is away from your desk unless you want to suffer major brain injuries.

Have fun on the flood, if you go there!o(╥﹏╥)o

I just moved into an apartment and only had a microwave and sliced bread, but you cant make toast in a microwave so i starved.

True story. Now you go.

  • 12.02.2012 5:06 PM PDT

Join Halo Haven for all things related to Halo 4


Tell her that If you jingle my bells, Ill promise you a white Christmas - Call Me Venom
The world can't end next month. My yogurt expires in 2013 - Princess Cadence
If Apple invented a car, would it have windows? - Xxembers

Everybody dies.

  • 12.02.2012 5:07 PM PDT

Posted by: FatherlyNick
Im the flood's underground member.

...

Ah, who am i kidding, we are all basement dwellers...

- random Floodian truest words ever

Paula's prayer was absorbed by the darkness

  • 12.02.2012 5:07 PM PDT

Zombies.

  • 12.02.2012 5:07 PM PDT

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith

Baby shoes for sale, never worn.

  • 12.02.2012 5:08 PM PDT

I don't play "hide-and-seek", I play "hide-and-hope-I-don't-find-you."

There was this guy that met a girl then died the end.

  • 12.02.2012 5:08 PM PDT
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There once was an ugly barnacle who was so ugly that everyone died.

  • 12.02.2012 5:08 PM PDT

man i get an erection just lookin at my girl lol and i dnt hide it i mean she realy doesnt mind she actually likes it lol also it shoes you dont have ED problems (i think)

Truer words were never spoken

Mel Gibson hates the Jews.

  • 12.02.2012 5:08 PM PDT

There's no way to get back experiences you missed.
So start right now today and risk furiousness for bliss.

Beginning, middle, end.

  • 12.02.2012 5:08 PM PDT

#rubberdingirapids

The last man on Earth sat alone in a room, and then he heard a knock at the door.

  • 12.02.2012 5:08 PM PDT
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"Better a little which is well done, than a great deal imperfectly." - Plato


Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie
Baby shoes for sale, never worn.


Very clever.

  • 12.02.2012 5:09 PM PDT

Nahman Jayden, Eff bee eye. I herd that you're the origammy killah...

A man had to take a poop.

  • 12.02.2012 5:09 PM PDT

Some people did some -blam!-, and learned some -blam!- along the way.

  • 12.02.2012 5:09 PM PDT

Congratulations. You're literate!

Run-on sentences shouldn't count.

OT: I followed the guidance of my guardian angel to the top of the mountain where I expected to receive a revelation from God, but all I got was a souvenir T-shirt from a God with a strange sense of humor.

  • 12.02.2012 5:09 PM PDT

man i get an erection just lookin at my girl lol and i dnt hide it i mean she realy doesnt mind she actually likes it lol also it shoes you dont have ED problems (i think)

Truer words were never spoken

Longed for her, got her...-blam!-.

  • 12.02.2012 5:14 PM PDT
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9/ll was amazing, NOT.

  • 12.02.2012 5:15 PM PDT
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Posted by: Ark Chaos
Some people did some -blam!-, and learned some -blam!- along the way.


You can call it... "The Lord of the Rings."

  • 12.02.2012 5:15 PM PDT

Sometimes I am tempted to quit gaming. I can no longer play without seeing ponyphags, horrendously bad teammates and mexicans.

Gaming community, I want you to know that you suck.

I accidentally the big red button.

  • 12.02.2012 5:15 PM PDT
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Oh Yes!

For sale: baby shoes, never worn.

  • 12.02.2012 5:16 PM PDT

Damn, that's a cold-ass honky.

"He who has the money has the authority; and respect to the man with the Uzi."

When he awoke, the dinosaur was still there.

  • 12.02.2012 5:17 PM PDT

Message Me Here
Don't be afraid, I don't bite.

Check My Groups Here
Relax, they aren't all pony related.

...which can't really be said about my Deviant Art Page however.

There's a once sentence poem/story titled "girl" by Jamaica Kindcaid:

Wash the white clothes on Monday and put them on the stone heap;wash the color clothes on Tuesday and put them on the clothesline to dry; don't walk barehead in the hot sun; cook pumpkin fritters in very hot sweet oil; soak your little cloths right after you take them off; when buying cotton to make yourself a nice blouse, be sure that it doesn't have gum on it, because that way it won't hold up well after a wash; soak salt fish overnight before you cook it; is it true that you sing benna in Sunday school ?; always eat your food in such a way that it won't turn someone else's stomach; on Sundays try to walk like a lady and not like the slut you are so bent on becoming; don't sing benna in Sunday school; you mustn't speak to wharf-rat boys, not even to give directions; don't eat fruits on the street - flies will follow you; but I don't sing benna on Sundays at all and never in Sunday school; this is how to sew on a button; this is how to make a buttonhole for the button you have just sewed on; this is how to hem a dress when you see the hem coming down and to prevent yourself from looking like the slut you are so bent on becoming; this is how you iron your father's khaki shirt so that it doesn't have a crease; this is how you iron your father's khaki pants so that they don't have a crease; this is how you grow okra - far from the house, because okra tree harbors red ants; when you are growing dasheen, make sure it gets plenty of water or else it makes your throat itch when you are eating it; this is how you sweep a corner; this is how you sweep a whole house; this is how you sweep a yard; this is how you smile to someone you don't like too much; this is how you smile at someone you don't like at all; this is how you smile to someone you like completely; this is how you set a table for tea; this is how you set a table for dinner; this is how you set a table for dinner with an important guest; this is how you set a table for lunch; this is how you set a table for breakfast; this is how to behave in the presence of men who don't know you very well, and this way they won't recognize immediately the s*** I have warned you against becoming; be sure to wash every day, even if it is with your own spit; don't swat down to play marbles - you are not a boy, you know; don't pick people's flowers - you might catch something; don't throw stones at blackbirds, because it might not be a blackbird at all; this is how to make a bread pudding; this is how to make doukona; this is how to make pepper pot; this is how to make a good medicine for a cold; this is how to make a good medicine to throw away a child before it even becomes a child; this is how to catch a fish; this is how to throw back a fish you don't like and that way something bad won't fall on you; this is how to bully a man; this is how a man bullies you; this is how to love a man, and if this doesn't work there are other ways, and if they don't work don't feel too bad about giving up; this is how to spit up in the air if you feel like it, and this is how to move quick so that it doesn't fall on you; this is how to make ends meet; always squeeze bread to make sure it's fresh; but what if the baker won't let me feel the bread?; you mean to say that after all you are really going to be the kind of woman who the baker won't let near the bread?

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  • 12.02.2012 5:18 PM PDT

"It is the cruelest fate, to have written words that meant well and see them made wicked and unwise. What was meant to encourage life, used instead to justify taking it."

Aliens waged a civil war on earth, and the humans enslaved the survivors.

  • 12.02.2012 5:18 PM PDT