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Subject: Girls, they're mean.

I'm hated by many, but loved by none.

Hey, Flood. I'm sorry to bother you guys with another thread about girls, but I just feel really hurt. I'm alone right now and don't have anyone to talk to, so I thought maybe I could get a little help from you guys.
I'm in high school, and I wrote this poem for a girl to ask her out. It didn't turn out so well and she ended up laughing in my face and saying no. I had a really big crush on her and it just really hurt for her to turn my down so easily.
I need a quick way to get over her.

Here's the poem I wrote for her, I know, it's cheesy but It's something that came from my heart, and I felt like that's all that really should have mattered.

Roses are Red violets are blue, the world I would give to be with you. I say these words not out of spite, but so I can be with you forever in the light. You make me love, and you make me cry, one kiss and all I could do is fly. I wish me and you could stay together forever and not be far. You're like the crayola to my heart because you color me. I didn't know that's how I could feel, but you're the one who made it be. I just hope you could see a future together with you and me.

[Edited on 12.02.2012 5:11 PM PST]

  • 12.02.2012 5:10 PM PDT
Subject: Girls, they suck.

Si hoc legere scis, nimis eruditionis habes

inb4 joke about the title

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All that is needed for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.

he he....

  • 12.02.2012 5:10 PM PDT
Subject: Girls, they're mean.

Posted by: FatherlyNick
Im the flood's underground member.

...

Ah, who am i kidding, we are all basement dwellers...

- random Floodian truest words ever

LOL

Sorry your poem

You gotta get back at her buddy

Want me to destroy her for you? Or you could just vaporize her

[Edited on 12.02.2012 5:12 PM PST]

  • 12.02.2012 5:10 PM PDT
Subject: Girls, they suck.

DOHOHOHOHOHOHO

Girls, they suck.

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Sup.

Nice poem dude.

  • 12.02.2012 5:11 PM PDT

Posted by: Falcon Saber
I like how your sub box is full of science and political videos but your recommendations are full of anime girls kissing each other.

Just Zoid being Zoid ^_^

Damn right they do! Some even go for hours

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Remember what Sergeant Vau told us: Eat your vegtable capsules.


Posted by: Gaara444
DOHOHOHOHOHOHO

Girls, they suck.

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Posted by: OctaviusFalcon
inb4 joke about the title

How is stating facts a joke?

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Halo CE- Amazing
Halo 2- Revolutionary
Halo 3- Masterpiece
Halo Reach- The Black Sheep of the bunch
Halo 4- Incredible

Did you know that 93% of all statistics on the internet are made up on the spot, and that 68% of readers believe them?

Yea....and some bite.

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Especially the ones that say it's nasty to people.

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man i get an erection just lookin at my girl lol and i dnt hide it i mean she realy doesnt mind she actually likes it lol also it shoes you dont have ED problems (i think)

Truer words were never spoken

Only if you ask them nicely.

  • 12.02.2012 5:11 PM PDT
Subject: Girls, they're mean.

No, I don't want to join your group/clan/team/community.

How did I know about this was going to end in a poem as soon as I saw your coup.

  • 12.02.2012 5:12 PM PDT
Subject: Girls, they suck.

Posted by: Gen Petitt
ME2 was known for stupidity and being retarded

No one cares bro.

  • 12.02.2012 5:12 PM PDT


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Posted by: Gaara444
DOHOHOHOHOHOHO

Girls, they suck.

  • 12.02.2012 5:12 PM PDT

Si hoc legere scis, nimis eruditionis habes


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Posted by: OctaviusFalcon
inb4 joke about the title

How is stating facts a joke?

I was referring to the fact that some people would comment about girls "sucking," and I was right.

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Posted by: OctaviusFalcon
I was referring to the fact that some people would comment about girls "sucking," and I was right.

I know I was expecting this thread to be about that instead it was about the OP's girl problems. Still true though they suck.

  • 12.02.2012 5:14 PM PDT
Subject: Girls, they're mean.

I like to play Reach for fun. I hate MLG, campers, armor lock, and team killers because they ruin that fun. Deal with it.

No offense, but writing a poem to ask a girl out is pretty laughable nowadays. It would've been a romantic gesture had you already been in a romantic relationship with her already and for a long period of time. But to ask her out? It's way too cheesy; of course she'll laugh at you.

  • 12.02.2012 5:14 PM PDT
Subject: Girls, they suck.

Damn, that's a cold-ass honky.

"He who has the money has the authority; and respect to the man with the Uzi."

Hey man, you forgot that poetry is only effective if it's presented in the form of four-panel still shots of you making different facial expressions with the words captioning it.

  • 12.02.2012 5:15 PM PDT
Subject: Girls, they're mean.

I'm hated by many, but loved by none.


Posted by: ODSTworrior94
No offense, but writing a poem to ask a girl out is pretty laughable nowadays. It would've been a romantic gesture had you already been in a romantic relationship with her already and for a long period of time. But to ask her out? It's way too cheesy; of course she'll laugh at you.


Well, I didn't really need that. I already knew that because she laughed at me.

  • 12.02.2012 5:15 PM PDT
Subject: Girls, they suck.

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Not sure if srs

  • 12.02.2012 5:16 PM PDT
Subject: Girls, they're mean.

Stay awkward, flood

  • 12.02.2012 5:16 PM PDT
Subject: Girls, they suck.

Posted by: The Kangol Kid
It was then that I decided he really is like semen(everywhere) and I gave up on life.


zoobkillerninja <3

Okay.

  • 12.02.2012 5:16 PM PDT
Subject: Girls, they're mean.

I like to play Reach for fun. I hate MLG, campers, armor lock, and team killers because they ruin that fun. Deal with it.


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Posted by: ODSTworrior94
No offense, but writing a poem to ask a girl out is pretty laughable nowadays. It would've been a romantic gesture had you already been in a romantic relationship with her already and for a long period of time. But to ask her out? It's way too cheesy; of course she'll laugh at you.


Well, I didn't really need that. I already knew that because she laughed at me.

Sorry. Figured that was common sense :/

  • 12.02.2012 5:16 PM PDT

Posted by: FatherlyNick
Im the flood's underground member.

...

Ah, who am i kidding, we are all basement dwellers...

- random Floodian truest words ever

Ahahaha

That poems just so cheesy

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