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Subject: Girls, they're mean.

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Posted by: The EAKLE

I thought the crayola line was some really colorful wordplay though.


I see what you did thar.

  • 12.02.2012 8:35 PM PDT

"I don't mean to sound bitter, cold or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out"
- Bill Hicks

I'm sure she only laughed at you because you wrote that poem...

Next time play it cool and not like someone who's never had a girlfriend.

  • 12.03.2012 7:07 AM PDT


Posted by: WeededDragon

Posted by: The EAKLE

I thought the crayola line was some really colorful wordplay though.


I see what you did thar.

Lololololol.

OT: Poems are highly overrated. I'd go for the Toast/Envelope method.

  • 12.03.2012 7:11 AM PDT

Might've been a bit forward there with the poem mate. You're not gonna get over her quick. Sorry. It's how it works. All you can do is hope to distract yourself with video games.

  • 12.03.2012 8:04 AM PDT

I need a quick way to get over her.

Well you know what you have to do... right?

  • 12.03.2012 8:10 AM PDT

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John: What do you mean?
Marley: John, we grow lots of gear, right?
John: Yeah loads...
Marley: So try not to come back with a wasted girl and a packet of fertilizer!


Posted by: Kurosaki_Kun

Posted by: ODSTworrior94
No offense, but writing a poem to ask a girl out is pretty laughable nowadays. It would've been a romantic gesture had you already been in a romantic relationship with her already and for a long period of time. But to ask her out? It's way too cheesy; of course she'll laugh at you.


Well, I didn't really need that. I already knew that because she laughed at me.

From personal experience you shouldn't go for serious attempts at romance. In future try giving some reasons why you like 'her'.

  • 12.03.2012 8:11 AM PDT

I would have laughed at you. I was cringing just reading that.

You know "Wanna go out some time?" actually works right?

  • 12.03.2012 8:16 AM PDT

Not sure if troll, or just REALLY stupid.

  • 12.03.2012 8:18 AM PDT

Posted by: Kurosaki_Kun

Posted by: Gondile
You wrote a poem... Man you wrote a poem.


I was gonna sing this, but ya', yeah...

lol Glee

much better

  • 12.03.2012 8:19 AM PDT

Your problem is that you wrote a poem. Seriously, ask them out normally. Like if they want to go out sometimes. No-one does poems.

  • 12.03.2012 8:45 AM PDT

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Posted by: PROBLEM23323
Ahahaha

That poems just so cheesy

This...

  • 12.03.2012 8:46 AM PDT
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Posted by: Kurosaki_Kun
Hey, Flood. I'm sorry to bother you guys with another thread about girls, but I just feel really hurt. I'm alone right now and don't have anyone to talk to, so I thought maybe I could get a little help from you guys.
I'm in high school, and I wrote this poem for a girl to ask her out. It didn't turn out so well and she ended up laughing in my face and saying no. I had a really big crush on her and it just really hurt for her to turn my down so easily.
I need a quick way to get over her.

Here's the poem I wrote for her, I know, it's cheesy but It's something that came from my heart, and I felt like that's all that really should have mattered.

Roses are Red violets are blue, the world I would give to be with you. I say these words not out of spite, but so I can be with you forever in the light. You make me love, and you make me cry, one kiss and all I could do is fly. I wish me and you could stay together forever and not be far. You're like the crayola to my heart because you color me. I didn't know that's how I could feel, but you're the one who made it be. I just hope you could see a future together with you and me.


Writing a poem is NOT the way to go. Harsh way to learn, OP.

  • 12.03.2012 8:46 AM PDT

Posted by: eggsalad
The more I say Chang the more asian it sounds.

Once you get a girlfriend, your views on women will change dramatically.

  • 12.03.2012 8:49 AM PDT

http://i50.tinypic.com/f418v7.jpg

You should of have written her a rap next.

Yo yo yo girl, heard you like sucking dick
c'mere mines really thick
you could suck it for days
i could fork ur troath in lotsa ways
u fine as hell
u so hot youd get fined in hell

word

  • 12.03.2012 8:51 AM PDT

"What are we holding on to, Sam?"
"That there's some good in this world, and it's worth fighting for."

Someone who has a reaction like that to someone trying to do something nice is a waste of your time. You did something kind; not the best move, maybe, but it was still a nice effort on your part; her reaction was totally immature and unkind. Don't waste your time.

Also, you were going to sing her a song? Sing this one now and see if she gets the message.

  • 12.03.2012 9:11 AM PDT

Love your friends, Die laughing.

lol

  • 12.03.2012 9:28 AM PDT
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You went full retard OP. You never show the cards you're holding so damn early.

  • 12.03.2012 9:28 AM PDT

"Moooooooo"
-Ghost cow

For the right price, I can make it so that she's never heard from again...

  • 12.03.2012 9:51 AM PDT

Bad luck man :( at least now you know that isn't the way to go.

  • 12.03.2012 9:55 AM PDT

Dear tomorrow, Find some sensibility, Respond to emotion.
Dear Politician, Define sagacity,
All chances of survival are beginning to diminish.
Comedy is no excuse for our own blasphemies.
Mass media, Mass pessimism, Mass Denial.
My television tells me to panic, but I don't think I'll listen.
The apathetic force us to persevere, with their backwards priorities.

I assume poetry doesn't work well.

  • 12.03.2012 9:56 AM PDT

Posted by: Recon Number 54
Life is a journey, if you spend all of it with your nose in your map, you may miss some of the best parts.

lol op

  • 12.03.2012 9:58 AM PDT

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I graduated from high school on June-11-2011. I'm 19 right now. I'm turning 20 in December. I like playing video games, and board games. I like reading Sci-Fi, and World War II novels, and what not.

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Posted by: Kurosaki_Kun
I wrote this poem for a girl to ask her out.

Why didn't you just ask her out normally? After a couple of dates you should have gave her the poem.

  • 12.03.2012 10:03 AM PDT

Be sure to tell everyone how cool you are. If you don't tell them, they won't know.

You're incredibly awkward and no nothing about attraction. This is possibly one the most pathetic ways to attract somebody.

I'm genuinely embarrassed for you.

  • 12.03.2012 10:05 AM PDT