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Subject: Girls, they're mean.
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Foman is my favorite moderator. <3


Posted by: Odd Qbed
You should of have written her a rap next.

Yo yo yo girl, heard you like sucking dick
c'mere mines really thick
you could suck it for days
i could fork ur troath in lotsa ways
u fine as hell
u so hot youd get fined in hell

word

  • 12.03.2012 10:08 AM PDT
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Posted by: Primum Agmen
Hooray for poor houses!

Damn straight

1.Develop your poetry skills.
2.Become a famous poet.
3.Make her regret ever turning you down.
4.Success!

  • 12.03.2012 10:15 AM PDT

If we disagree, it's nothing personal, opinions are opinions.
Antagonizing me to build a false sense of worth is so damn cute.

Brighten your day with science.

LOL

  • 12.03.2012 10:26 AM PDT

The Song Of Nephilim

Xenoblade <3

Wow boyo..... I have to laugh hard at that xD

  • 12.03.2012 10:30 AM PDT

Yes they are.

  • 12.03.2012 10:31 AM PDT


Posted by: A Good Troll

Posted by: Odd Qbed
You should of have written her a rap next.

Yo yo yo girl, heard you like sucking dick
c'mere mines really thick
you could suck it for days
i could fork ur troath in lotsa ways
u fine as hell
u so hot youd get fined in hell

word

  • 12.03.2012 10:31 AM PDT


[quote]Posted by: Kurosaki_Kun
I need a quick way to get over her.

Stick it in her pooper.

  • 12.03.2012 10:54 AM PDT

Posted by: Recon Number 54
Life is a journey, if you spend all of it with your nose in your map, you may miss some of the best parts.


Posted by: A Good Troll

Posted by: Odd Qbed
You should of have written her a rap next.

Yo yo yo girl, heard you like sucking dick
c'mere mines really thick
you could suck it for days
i could fork ur troath in lotsa ways
u fine as hell
u so hot youd get fined in hell

word

  • 12.03.2012 10:56 AM PDT

I'm your biggest fan!


Posted by: Kurosaki_Kun
Hey, Flood. I'm sorry to bother you guys with another thread about girls, but I just feel really hurt. I'm alone right now and don't have anyone to talk to, so I thought maybe I could get a little help from you guys.
I'm in high school, and I wrote this poem for a girl

Stopped reading there. There's nothing wrong with writing poems, but it always looks like you're coming on too strong if you write one about a girl you're not even going out with. I hope you've learned from this, and that things get better soon.

  • 12.03.2012 10:57 AM PDT

“If we will disbelieve everything, because we cannot certainly know all things, we shall do much what as wisely as he who would not use his legs, but sit still and perish, because he had no wings to fly.” - John Locke

"How can anyone be enlightened? Truth after all is so poorly lit." - Rush

protip: not all girls are mean, maybe you shouldn't try to get with the mean ones.

  • 12.03.2012 11:23 AM PDT
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OP is black

  • 12.03.2012 11:24 AM PDT

Marine Corps.
Semper Fi.

Posted by: Wikked Navajoe
My problems [with Reach] are basically just full parties, mlg, and people who go out of their way not to get killed.

That poem may portray how you feel but like others have said you're coming on too strong. Her only reaction would possibly be to laugh because she wouldn't know how else to react. Especially if she was in front of her friends.

  • 12.03.2012 11:24 AM PDT
Subject: Girls, they suck.

I'm not mean. I don't troll. I like The Flood.
~08/08/2000~ I'm 11 right now. Please don't let this convey an immature image of me.

That was kind of beautiful.

  • 12.03.2012 11:26 AM PDT
Subject: Girls, they're mean.

I used to be indecisive, but now i'm not sure.


Posted by: Kurosaki_Kun
You're like the crayola to my heart because you color me.

Perhaps this would have worked better:
You're like the sharpie to my nose because I love to sniff you.

[Edited on 12.03.2012 12:31 PM PST]

  • 12.03.2012 12:29 PM PDT
Subject: Girls, they suck.

A competitive players main goal is to win.
A casuals main goal is to have fun regardless of whether that results in a win or loss.
It has nothing to do with individual skill or knowledge, it has to do with the reason you play.


Posted by: A 3 Legged Goat
Not sure if srs

  • 12.03.2012 12:35 PM PDT
Subject: Girls, they're mean.

The bible is the best book Ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I AM A PROUD CHRISTIAN. HALO IS AWESOME BUT GOD IS MUCH BETTER!!!!!!!!
Did you knew that JESUSdied for you?

hello I come to appear

  • 12.03.2012 1:01 PM PDT

I enjoy halo for it's story and when I am in the mood, its gameplay. Reach was significantly worse then I expected but was still a great game (minus the european hitscan fiasco). I am sitting on a two mile wide fence on the subject of halo 4. Most of the things I like a technical aspects though and not story or game play. Plus I am slightly mad they took my elites from MP.


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Posted by: A Good Troll

Posted by: Odd Qbed
You should of have written her a rap next.

Yo yo yo girl, heard you like sucking dick
c'mere mines really thick
you could suck it for days
i could fork ur troath in lotsa ways
u fine as hell
u so hot youd get fined in hell

word

  • 12.03.2012 1:29 PM PDT

"Try to get a better understanding of things before you make your judgement."
-Khan, Metro 2033

You wrote a poem.

Who the bloody hell writes a poem?!

  • 12.03.2012 1:31 PM PDT
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Posted by: ListenClosely
bane: lets not stand on ceremony here mr wayne
batman: ok
bane: your punishment must be more severe
batman: im gothams rekoning
bane: me too
batman: oh

10/10.

  • 12.03.2012 1:32 PM PDT

BTW Elites rule!

And I am probably just trolling you right now....especially if it is a controversial thread

It's Monday and I could use some motivation, therefore I cannot deliver any to you, sorry.

  • 12.03.2012 1:33 PM PDT
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LeaveItYeah

should have gave that poem to me.

You would have won my heart.

  • 12.03.2012 1:36 PM PDT
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She's a -blam!-, you wouldn't want to live with her anyways. There are better tasting fish in the sea.

But did you even talk to her before attempting this?

  • 12.03.2012 1:43 PM PDT

''Hell is other people.''

Now this is the story all about how, OP's world got flipped, turned upside down and I'd like to take a minute to just sit down and type about how you shouldn't come to The Flood for Girl advice. Somewhere in America born and raised, OP creeped on Girls most of his days, until he thought he finally met the one, wrote a cheesy poem laughed at by everyone, so to his dismay he came home cryin', Parents ditched the house, didn't wanna hear him whinin', His mom left a note and OP got scared, it said he's movin' with his Auntie and his Uncle in Bel-Air.

  • 12.03.2012 2:01 PM PDT