- DngerlyAwkwrd
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"It is the cruelest fate, to have written words that meant well and see them made wicked and unwise. What was meant to encourage life, used instead to justify taking it."
Dear Mrs. Mann,
My son's speaks the truth in his lies. His great grandmother has shattered her hip after some LSD roof repair, and it is likely she will never walk again. We warned her about such risky behaviors, but the YOLO craze has gotten to her poor old head. To be honest, we've been waiting for this day for years!
We have decided to leave our son with his little demon of a brother to celebrate the wicked witch's paraplegic transformation. We do not expect our son to last the night, so you might as well change the seating chart and cancel his make-up test.
Stay beautiful,
[Generic Name Here]
There, now you're free from school for the rest of your days.
[Edited on 12.02.2012 5:37 PM PST]