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Subject: Help me write a fake email to my teacher
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Long story short, skipped making up a test after school, teacher got mad, told him my great grandma fell and broke her hip and I had to babysit my brother while my parents went to go see my great grandma. He told me to tell my dad to email him.

Write me a nice sounding email, please.

  • 12.02.2012 5:20 PM PDT

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Own up to your lie son.

  • 12.02.2012 5:20 PM PDT
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Why, hello there.

No. Tell the truth, jackass.

  • 12.02.2012 5:21 PM PDT

I write poetry, I write short-stories, I listen to hip-hop (80s&90s), Reggae, Classic Rock n Roll, Heavy Metal, Jazz, Blues, and the 60s, 70s.


Posted by: Rainbow A Dash
Own up to your lie son.

  • 12.02.2012 5:21 PM PDT
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how about taking responsibility for once little human?

  • 12.02.2012 5:21 PM PDT

iPhone 4S 64GB Black.

Just look up templates on the internet.

  • 12.02.2012 5:22 PM PDT

Alright, be prepared.

"This kid uses a false claim of grandma getting hurt. He is big douche. Not only should you give him a zero, but you should send him to the Principal. Stupid children like this belong in special classes. I don't know why I am not beating him, but I should start soon."

[Edited on 12.02.2012 5:47 PM PST]

  • 12.02.2012 5:22 PM PDT

Dude What.

"sup teach

my ma/stepma broked her hip nd my sun had to bbysit n sheit. hope u undrstnand dawg

thnks dawg


ur stdnts dad"

  • 12.02.2012 5:22 PM PDT

man i get an erection just lookin at my girl lol and i dnt hide it i mean she realy doesnt mind she actually likes it lol also it shoes you dont have ED problems (i think)

Truer words were never spoken

Dear Mr. Dickface,

I think it's complete and utter horse -blam!- that you would make my son prove that his grandmother was injured. Please mind your own goddamn business, asswipe.

Sincerely,
_________________

That should work. It is realistic and professional.

  • 12.02.2012 5:23 PM PDT

GOAT


Posted by: TomoK12
Just look up templates on the internet.


Don't you know??

The teachers write those!

  • 12.02.2012 5:23 PM PDT
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Sometimes, I dream about cheese.

faptacular@hotmail.com

  • 12.02.2012 5:23 PM PDT
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I find that Teh-Ziod is NOT attractive for the reasons
she/he does not correct format sentences, therefore for intelligent matured members of society that may interact with her/him, may find her/him UNattractive for the reason that she/he does not comprehend with their level to successfully have a conversation therefore it will be socially an awkward interaction which may be wanted to be avoided

second i do not find it physically possible for a PERSON to be a ice cream truck.


Posted by: Ark Chaos
Alright, be prepared.

"This kid uses a false claim of grandma getting hurt. He is big douche. Not only should you give him a zero, but you should send him to the Principle. Stupid children like this belong in special classes. I don't know why I am not beating him, but I should start soon."
I like this one.

  • 12.02.2012 5:24 PM PDT

My 2D Portal Clone:
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Shoot me a pm if you want to talk about anything!

Dear Mr. ________,

_______ told me his great grandma fell and broke her hip and he had to babysit he brother while me and my wife went to go see his great grandma. You told ________ to tell me to email you.

The story sure convinced me so I thought I'd write a nice sounding email.

Cordially,
_________

[Edited on 12.02.2012 5:29 PM PST]

  • 12.02.2012 5:27 PM PDT

"It is the cruelest fate, to have written words that meant well and see them made wicked and unwise. What was meant to encourage life, used instead to justify taking it."

Dear Mrs. Mann,

My son's speaks the truth in his lies. His great grandmother has shattered her hip after some LSD roof repair, and it is likely she will never walk again. We warned her about such risky behaviors, but the YOLO craze has gotten to her poor old head. To be honest, we've been waiting for this day for years!

We have decided to leave our son with his little demon of a brother to celebrate the wicked witch's paraplegic transformation. We do not expect our son to last the night, so you might as well change the seating chart and cancel his make-up test.

Stay beautiful,
[Generic Name Here]


There, now you're free from school for the rest of your days.

[Edited on 12.02.2012 5:37 PM PST]

  • 12.02.2012 5:34 PM PDT

"We live in a special time; the only time where we can observationally verify that we live in a very special time" - Lawrence Krauss.

I was a finalist :P

Be sure to include this link in the e-mail.

  • 12.02.2012 5:36 PM PDT

Formerly darkbrute (no I was not perma-banned.)

Posted by: Bradllez
Members here dont get banned.

They just go missing in action.

Hah! You try and involve us with your lies. Own up.

  • 12.02.2012 5:37 PM PDT

"What are we holding on to, Sam?"
"That there's some good in this world, and it's worth fighting for."


Posted by: Ark Chaos
send him to the Principle.


Way to look stupid.

  • 12.02.2012 5:38 PM PDT

ITT: OP's plans backfire and everyone yells at him.

But seriously, OP, nobody wants to get tangled up in this.

  • 12.02.2012 5:38 PM PDT

I know everything, I've just forgotten most of it.

Also, my XBL Gamertag is 'Wenggh', not 'A Stolen Fruit'.

I think you should tell the truth OP.

  • 12.02.2012 5:41 PM PDT

"There's a very fine line between not listening, and not caring. I'd like to think that I walk that line every day."

Yeah, you really shouldn't have made an excuse.

Hopefully you'll learn from your mistake once you're punished when your teacher finds out the truth.

[Edited on 12.02.2012 5:43 PM PST]

  • 12.02.2012 5:42 PM PDT

Instead of telling the teacher, tell your DAD that you lied. If he's cool he'll just yell at you and write the e-mail himself. But if he's in on the cover story at least you don't have to worry about backlash later.

  • 12.02.2012 5:44 PM PDT

this won't end well, if your parents find out your screwed, if your teacher finds out your screwed. bad news never ages well. own up to it now before it gets worse

  • 12.02.2012 5:45 PM PDT


Posted by: swvjdirector

Posted by: Ark Chaos
send him to the Principle.


Way to look stupid.
I used the wrong spelling. I should be stoned, right? He who has not made a spelling error can cast the first stone.

  • 12.02.2012 5:46 PM PDT

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