Sometimes I am tempted to quit gaming. I can no longer play without seeing ponyphags, horrendously bad teammates and mexicans.
Gaming community, I want you to know that you suck.
Posted by: WitchDocktor
Dear (insert name here),
My son, (your name here) could not do his homework because he felt discouraged when Gandalf appeared to him and said, "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!", and made my son upset that he would fail the class, as wizards are always right. I hope you understand.
Sincerely,
ParanoidHipster's dad.
I'm liking this one.