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Subject: Help me write a fake email to my teacher

Formerly darkbrute (no I was not perma-banned.)

Posted by: Bradllez
Members here dont get banned.

They just go missing in action.


Posted by: FUNKY B0B
Dear Mr. ________,

_______ told me his great grandma fell and broke her hip and he had to babysit he brother while me and my wife went to go see his great grandma. You told ________ to tell me to email you.

The story sure convinced me so I thought I'd write a nice sounding email.

Cordially,
_________
Don't give in to the OP.

  • 12.02.2012 5:46 PM PDT
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Posted by: Shadows1907
That is a dumb idea you should just man up and tell him the truth.

  • 12.02.2012 5:47 PM PDT
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"I'm sorry my son is an idiot and lied to you about his great-grandma. I'm sorry that I'm not even his father, it's just me, the idiot student, pretending to be my father so you the teacher (who I hope has a single digit IQ) will buy into this unbelievable lie. Sincerely, OP"

  • 12.02.2012 5:47 PM PDT

Sometimes I am tempted to quit gaming. I can no longer play without seeing ponyphags, horrendously bad teammates and mexicans.

Gaming community, I want you to know that you suck.


Posted by: WitchDocktor
Dear (insert name here),

My son, (your name here) could not do his homework because he felt discouraged when Gandalf appeared to him and said, "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!", and made my son upset that he would fail the class, as wizards are always right. I hope you understand.

Sincerely,

ParanoidHipster's dad.

I'm liking this one.

  • 12.02.2012 5:47 PM PDT

it will never really sound like your father op. The only option now is to break your grandmas hip and get him to actually write it. I suggest you wet the kitchen floor then lure her in by cracking open a can of fancy feast.

  • 12.02.2012 5:48 PM PDT


Posted by: Murcielago00
pretending to be my father so you the teacher
Here let me be a douche ass, and comment about how you made a mistake with your sentence. I even deleted the other stuff for you.

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