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Subject: Hello, I am the human guinea pig.
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I have agreed with a local doctor to test new drugs, There is currently no legal status on them and are unnamed and only available in one dosage, I'm not too sure about them but I'm doing it for science, The dose is 40mg in 2mg pills, I am just finishing off the last 6 pills with a can of relentless energy drink, The doctor said I'm healthy enough for this project and I will post my experiences here, I have been told I am safe and have some instructions should things go wrong, I was told not to read them until things go wrong to stop a placebo effect from occurring, There is two adults in the house and buzzer next to me.

  • 12.02.2012 5:24 PM PDT

Formerly darkbrute (no I was not perma-banned.)

Posted by: Bradllez
Members here dont get banned.

They just go missing in action.

What are the pills supposed to do?

  • 12.02.2012 5:26 PM PDT

Challenge me to a Hawaiian Punch chugging contest. I dare you.


Posted by: mubox47
$.50 in store credit.

Getting paid?

  • 12.02.2012 5:26 PM PDT


Posted by: ejdog3
There is two adults in the house and buzzer next to me.
*There are two adults in the house and a buzzer next to me

  • 12.02.2012 5:27 PM PDT
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Posted by: diggnURgrave
What are the pills supposed to do?

Help with anxiety, I was told to take them on an empty stomach but now I'm hungry, I'm going to get some chocolate right now.

  • 12.02.2012 5:27 PM PDT
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I enjoy magma.

Ehhhh, no.

  • 12.02.2012 5:27 PM PDT

I didn't know human understanding of genetics has gone that far. What's it like to be a hybrid species?

  • 12.02.2012 5:28 PM PDT

they will help you ascend past the restrictions of even god himself

  • 12.02.2012 5:28 PM PDT

FOR SCIENCE!!!

$5 says the pills are a new Viagra line. lol

  • 12.02.2012 5:29 PM PDT
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Posted by: The EAKLE
Getting paid?

No, It is voluntary, My doctor knows me quite well and as soon as he hinted about it I was on board, I watched some old 50's experimentation videos and thought "I want to do that!", I now have chocolate and another can of relentless, Everything seems normal.

  • 12.02.2012 5:31 PM PDT
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Posted by: Defogner
they will help you ascend past the restrictions of even god himself

No as far as I'm aware they are going to be some over the counter drug (I'm not 100%) that will probably do nothing, It still has years from being sold though.

  • 12.02.2012 5:33 PM PDT
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I don't want the chocolate anymore, Strangely I'm not hungry, Gonna have a five minute browse of Facebook.

  • 12.02.2012 5:36 PM PDT

Name: Vien (Sven) 'Quitonm
Age: 19
Species: Sangheili
Height: 6'7"
Weight: 240 Lbs.
Eye Colour: Grey

OP, would you volunteer to take part in a Sangheili mating ritual?

  • 12.02.2012 5:37 PM PDT

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Relax, they aren't all pony related.

...which can't really be said about my Deviant Art Page however.

What if the thing that goes wrong is blindness curable by the instructions on the paper!? D:

  • 12.02.2012 5:38 PM PDT
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Maybe my stomach was too empty, My arms feel a tiny bit heavier than usual but nothing serious, Maybe my imagination.

  • 12.02.2012 5:44 PM PDT
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It is starting to kick in I think, I saw a scary image which would normally scare me but I'm unaffected, Watery taste in mouth but still feel pretty normal.

  • 12.02.2012 5:58 PM PDT

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Call me Rdog, not RdOG or RdOG1507. I made that username when I thought it was cool to use alternating capital and lowercase letters...

Cool. Now go run on a hamster wheel for 5 minutes and put a video of it on Youtube.

  • 12.02.2012 6:01 PM PDT
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Ad eundum quo nemo ante iit

Taking something for anxiety and then having an energy drink (stimulant) isn't a great idea.

Never know might balance it out having chocolate (depressant).

  • 12.02.2012 6:05 PM PDT
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It appears to have gotten weaker, I feel kinda calm, I don't care about much anymore though, I have no worries, I'm proud to be a human being.

  • 12.02.2012 6:14 PM PDT


Posted by: ejdog3
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It appears to have gotten weaker, I feel kinda calm, I don't care about much anymore though, I have no worries, I'm proud to be a human being.

I don't think it has gotten weaker then. You just aren't feeling the placebo effect anymore. The scary image thing was probably all in your head, the calm feeling and not caring is its effect.

  • 12.02.2012 6:29 PM PDT
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Just been on the phone with the doc, He's pleased with the results so we have added another 20mg to the mix (safe, Don't worry), Gravity has got stronger and I'm worry free.

  • 12.02.2012 6:31 PM PDT
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Just listened to some music, Sounds the same, The electric guitar doesn't sound nice though.
My bed feels really soft though and I feel kinda sleepy.

  • 12.02.2012 6:43 PM PDT
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I think it's over, Is that it? I feel normal again now.

  • 12.02.2012 7:03 PM PDT
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Final attempt, Gonna bump up to 100mg, If this fails, It looks like it is back to the lab for the scientists.

  • 12.02.2012 7:19 PM PDT

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Don't be afraid, I don't bite.

Check My Groups Here
Relax, they aren't all pony related.

...which can't really be said about my Deviant Art Page however.

So what would you say from the results of this test?

Slight drowsiness maybe? (Also, careful about bumping OP. Whether accidental or on purpose.)

  • 12.02.2012 7:20 PM PDT

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