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Does bad a** freelancer stuff looks and sees carolina O_O dont hurt me

How would you do it? (be creative)

noob way... I would invite this person over to my house and the second he steps into my room i would subdue him, then while he sleeps on my floor i would tie him with rope and make a bath of lemon juice, then i would stab him multiple times and throw him to his painfull bath and feeling the burning pain, he would drown himself...


fast way... subdue him after school and take him to a hidden/abandoned area and wrap him around in ducktape and give him a slow and terrifing speech then stab him

ruthless way... follow him after school and subdue him, then i would hang him backwards on the wall and murder his family infront of him and then leave him hanging while i set the house on fire...

pro way... follow him until he stops somewhere with a big crowed and stab him while walking so nobody would know who stabbed him and it would be a big enough crowed for me to get away

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  • 12.02.2012 5:50 PM PDT
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By pointing out their spelling/grammar mistakes.

  • 12.02.2012 5:51 PM PDT

I hate MLP. It is cancerous and pretty stupid to see men watching a show for girls. They can deny the truth but the truth shall prevail!

"I will not fail even if I must sacrifice my life." - Siegfried

dat grammar

  • 12.02.2012 5:51 PM PDT

I like to play Reach for fun. I hate MLG, campers, armor lock, and team killers because they ruin that fun. Deal with it.

1. Oh the grammar!
2. Nicki Minaj; strapped to a chair having to listen to her own music.

  • 12.02.2012 5:51 PM PDT

The Spartan Special Ops - Now with more LOLgasms!

Posted by: EnragedElite67
"The problem with quotes on the internet is 95% are made up." - Socrates

Probably with a 9mm expanding hollowpoint.

Why else would I kill someone but in self defense?

  • 12.02.2012 5:51 PM PDT

"It is the cruelest fate, to have written words that meant well and see them made wicked and unwise. What was meant to encourage life, used instead to justify taking it."

I'd never kill in offense, and I hope I'll never have to kill in defense. But I'd snap their neck, if I had the chance.

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  • 12.02.2012 5:52 PM PDT
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Remember what Sergeant Vau told us: Eat your vegtable capsules.


Posted by: MagicClown123
if you had too could kill someone

Dat grammar.

  • 12.02.2012 5:52 PM PDT

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Posted by: Set Sail Armada
Why didn't Frodo just stick the ring up his ass?

Because Sam would keep turning invisible.

Posted by: Vinny White
Sex with highschool jailbait
and stamp collecting


Posted by: Kat_Ana
By pointing out their spelling/grammar mistakes.

  • 12.02.2012 5:52 PM PDT
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I'm pretty sure that going into detail would be against the rules

Hm. I'd work off of inspiration

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  • 12.02.2012 5:52 PM PDT
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No, I don't want to join your group/clan/team/community.

With fire!

  • 12.02.2012 5:53 PM PDT
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Cammalamm is the best.

External Links-
>My Photobucket page
>My Twitter account

"if you had too could kill someone"

What?

  • 12.02.2012 5:53 PM PDT
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Put chemicals in their well.

  • 12.02.2012 5:53 PM PDT
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Posted by: FatherlyNick
Im the flood's underground member.

...

Ah, who am i kidding, we are all basement dwellers...

- random Floodian truest words ever

An attack that nobody could grasp the true form of... not even myself...

  • 12.02.2012 5:53 PM PDT

"Life is constantly fleeting from your grasp even from the very day it's bestowed upon you, but the shadow of death is always there, waiting for its chance to take you away."

"Even though many may not think so, ignorance and innocence are one and the same. The only difference is that one sounds nicer."

"I once knew a man who spent his entire life contemplating where we go after our death....it's a shame he realized it a second too late to tell anyone."

Assuming it was assault and not execution methods, slice their chest open with a knife and rip their heart out of the opening.

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^-blam!- up

i would feed you a big 3 course meal then take your head close it up in a bag with a little hole at the top. Whenever you would gasp in to breathe i would position my back end towards the hole and fart. This would go on for hours until you finally die from drowning in your 3 course meal throw up. Of course this is all in self defense.

(thanks for liking my story last night 2)

\/ -blam!- up

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  • 12.02.2012 5:57 PM PDT

Formerly darkbrute (no I was not perma-banned.)

Posted by: Bradllez
Members here dont get banned.

They just go missing in action.

I would probably bring them into a sterile room, provide anesthesia, remove their tongue and vocal chords, and then open their rib cage and cut out any unnecessary organs (while they watch), remove all of their limbs and then wait for the anesthesia to wear off. then I put a gasoline soaked towel over their face and set them on fire starting at their feet.

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Remember what Sergeant Vau told us: Eat your vegtable capsules.


Posted by: Shadows1907
That's pretty -blam!- up.
So is the guy above me's thing.

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  • 12.02.2012 5:57 PM PDT
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man i get an erection just lookin at my girl lol and i dnt hide it i mean she realy doesnt mind she actually likes it lol also it shoes you dont have ED problems (i think)

Truer words were never spoken

Death by SIX BILLION PAPER CUTS!

  • 12.02.2012 5:58 PM PDT
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I'm an Anarchist. I don't need a government to be a good person, but I'm glad it's here because some of you clearly do.

I'd kill them with the most powerful and fast-acting overdose I could get my hands on, and I'd try to do it without them realizing they're dying. No point in being fancy - it's murder, not an action film.

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I believe this is against the rules and regulations.

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Ignore my gamertag. It's actually Dragonzzilla.

Quick clean kill. No pain, no suffering, just instantaneous release.

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Gamertag - Rdog 11

Call me Rdog, not RdOG or RdOG1507. I made that username when I thought it was cool to use alternating capital and lowercase letters...

Depends on who I had to kill and why I had to kill him/her.

  • 12.02.2012 5:59 PM PDT
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I wouldn't be creative about it at all. I would simply walk up to them and shoot them in the head point blank.

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