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iPhone 4S 64GB Black.

I probably wouldn't be able to.

  • 12.02.2012 6:00 PM PDT
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Ad eundum quo nemo ante iit

By telling them something so shocking and horrifying they'd be forced to commit suicide.

  • 12.02.2012 6:01 PM PDT

"Life is constantly fleeting from your grasp even from the very day it's bestowed upon you, but the shadow of death is always there, waiting for its chance to take you away."

"Even though many may not think so, ignorance and innocence are one and the same. The only difference is that one sounds nicer."

"I once knew a man who spent his entire life contemplating where we go after our death....it's a shame he realized it a second too late to tell anyone."

Oh, and a more execution-style method? I'd have them suspended from the ceiling by meat hooks that pierce every limb of their body, as well as their back at various points so that they'd be held up in a "lying down" position. Then i'd slash them clear down the middle of their chest and stomach, and calmly sit beneath them as their blood showers over me while they bleed to death.

  • 12.02.2012 6:10 PM PDT
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Without The Flood, I wouldn't know what an opinion is.

Using a run-on sentence.

  • 12.02.2012 6:10 PM PDT

its like that one movie where brad pitts a irish terrorist and I'm him. It's the scene where he takes down that guys group with the bombs after they throw him his friends head. Then instead of shooting the boss in the head i say "you're a impotent man, mr. burke" and shoot him in the dick.

[Edited on 12.02.2012 6:19 PM PST]

  • 12.02.2012 6:18 PM PDT
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I understand nothing because my life is a conspiracy.


Posted by: ODSTworrior94
1. Oh the grammar!
2. Nicki Minaj; strapped to a chair having to listen to her own music.

  • 12.02.2012 6:19 PM PDT

chinese water torture, and a playlist on repeat full of nickleback, justin beiber, nicki minaj, skrillex, and for a little breather, smooth criminal

  • 12.02.2012 6:19 PM PDT

Halo 3 is where the morons of the universe congregates.

I am thinking of an old story. "Three Billy Goats Gruff" (hint the troll dies at the end)

Posted by: zarrowsmith
If you had an electron microscope, you still couldn't find the -blam!- I don't give.

Lock them in a small room and tell them the only way out is to make love to Nacy Pelosi.

I threw up a little while writing that

  • 12.02.2012 6:20 PM PDT
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Does bad a** freelancer stuff looks and sees carolina O_O dont hurt me

hahahahahaha good one

  • 12.02.2012 8:51 PM PDT

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if you had too could kill someone

Dat grammar.

  • 12.02.2012 8:52 PM PDT
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Short Way: Break thier neck.

Long Way: I would give them a couple cuts in thier arms, legs, and back. Then, I would tie them into this so they would have to sit there and slowly die.

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  • 12.02.2012 9:04 PM PDT

-bow chicka brown cow-

rent a boat. go out to marianas trench. attach cinder block to said persons leg. push off. done.

  • 12.02.2012 9:12 PM PDT

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