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What were the court costs? There's ALWAYS court costs.

  • 12.02.2012 7:34 PM PDT

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Posted by: Duardo
What were the court costs? There's ALWAYS court costs.


Can you just lock this and end this nonsense?

  • 12.02.2012 7:35 PM PDT

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Can you just lock this and end this nonsense?

  • 12.02.2012 7:36 PM PDT
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Posted by: Duardo
What were the court costs? There's ALWAYS court costs.


No idea. I didn't have to pay anything. It wasn't a criminal case and I was representing myself.

  • 12.02.2012 7:36 PM PDT

Unreal, isn't it?

OP never said he took it with his phone, I was wrong on that, but it seems odd that OP took it with a non-digital camera. Anyway, of course 'proof will come later!'

OP never delivers.

  • 12.02.2012 7:36 PM PDT

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Posted by: Duardo
What were the court costs? There's ALWAYS court costs.


Can you just lock this and end this nonsense?

I second this, OP has been caught and those that haven't seen the latest posts or realized this still post, feeding his fire.

  • 12.02.2012 7:36 PM PDT
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Oh come on dude. The guy just wanted a big gulp. Also, wheres the evidence? Post pictures of the logs and documentation. I'm curious as to why he'd lie when the evidence isn't hard to come by.

  • 12.02.2012 7:36 PM PDT

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Posted by: Duardo
What were the court costs? There's ALWAYS court costs.


No idea. I didn't have to pay anything. It wasn't a criminal case and I was representing myself.
You just told us you had a lawyer though...?

  • 12.02.2012 7:37 PM PDT

Posted by: Destined Fate
Posted by: funkbrotha10
Posted by: Duardo
What were the court costs? There's ALWAYS court costs.


No idea. I didn't have to pay anything. It wasn't a criminal case and I was representing myself.

You represented yourself, yet you had a lawyer. Who kept your photos.
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  • 12.02.2012 7:38 PM PDT
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Posted by: funkbrotha10

Posted by: Duardo
What were the court costs? There's ALWAYS court costs.


No idea. I didn't have to pay anything. It wasn't a criminal case and I was representing myself.

You represented yourself, yet you had a lawyer. Who kept your photos.


I did not "have" a lawyer, I asked my lawyer friend to look at the pictures.

  • 12.02.2012 7:38 PM PDT

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Posted by: funkbrotha10

Posted by: Duardo
What were the court costs? There's ALWAYS court costs.


No idea. I didn't have to pay anything. It wasn't a criminal case and I was representing myself.
You said you had a lawyer.

  • 12.02.2012 7:39 PM PDT

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I guess you can call this case closed. LOLCOURTJOKES

Seriously though, Funks lying.

  • 12.02.2012 7:39 PM PDT
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Posted by: Marinade
He's quite obviously showing that you are a pathological liar on here. That you need to lie to make yourself seem interesting, to The Flood of all places, is really sad.


Five star post.

  • 12.02.2012 7:39 PM PDT
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Posted by: funkbrotha10

Posted by: Duardo
What were the court costs? There's ALWAYS court costs.


No idea. I didn't have to pay anything. It wasn't a criminal case and I was representing myself.
You said you had a lawyer.


yes I said "my lawyer" but he did not attend the hearing. I just asked him to review the pictures to see if I was missing anything.

  • 12.02.2012 7:39 PM PDT

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Posted by: funkbrotha10
Posted by: Duardo
What were the court costs? There's ALWAYS court costs.


No idea. I didn't have to pay anything. It wasn't a criminal case and I was representing myself.

You represented yourself, yet you had a lawyer. Who kept your photos.
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  • 12.02.2012 7:40 PM PDT

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Posted by: RealUnrealRob
OP never said he took it with his phone, I was wrong on that, but it seems odd that OP took it with a non-digital camera. Anyway, of course 'proof will come later!'

OP never delivers.


OP must have trouble with the ladies.

  • 12.02.2012 7:41 PM PDT
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Posted by: RealUnrealRob
OP never said he took it with his phone, I was wrong on that, but it seems odd that OP took it with a non-digital camera. Anyway, of course 'proof will come later!'

OP never delivers.


OP must have trouble with the ladies.


Incidentally I do not encounter lady troubles.

  • 12.02.2012 7:41 PM PDT

Posted by: Gaara444
No one said they were getting a free pass, but you act like he's using his Non-Existent position as a way to bend the rules in his favor.

And you would be surprised how lenient cops are with violators. When I was first born, my father was accidentally speeding on the way home without wearing his seat belt. When a cop pulled him over and told him about his speeding he also asked "Can I ask why you're not wearing your seat belt?" My father replied saying cause he was being a dumb ass. My dad left with a ticket only for the seat belt and let the speeding go that one time.

Face it, people make mistakes, and they don't make mistakes as an excuse to break rules. You can't call someone crooked if they honestly didn't know, or even worse if doesn't do anything that actually contributes to a cause.

Posted by: Garem
That's the most ridiculous logic I've ever heard. "Humans make mistakes"? That doesn't give someone a free pass for breaking the law.

Let's say I parked in that spot. A cop gives me a ticket. Can I say "humans make mistakes"? Can I say "I don't hold a copy of my State Statute, I didn't know I was breaking a violation"?

No. I can't do that. I would get a ticket, same as anyone else would. Including a cop.
The cop knew it was illegal, and he did it anyway. Your father had an excuse for speeding. What was the cop's excuse? Getting a Big Gulp?

  • 12.02.2012 7:41 PM PDT

How do we know? We don't have the whole story. Besides, it's not like it really matters. If anything the Cop will continue to do what he did just out of pure spite.

Posted by: Garem
The cop knew it was illegal, and he did it anyway. Your father had an excuse for speeding. What was the cop's excuse? Getting a Big Gulp?

  • 12.02.2012 7:42 PM PDT
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It was once said that a million monkeys at a million keyboards could reproduce the works of shakespeare... Now thanks to the internet we know that this is not true
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No programmer can pick up a TV remote without thinking what it would take to add a stun gun. [...] Their motto is 'if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet


Posted by: Garem
Posted by: Gaara444
No one said they were getting a free pass, but you act like he's using his Non-Existent position as a way to bend the rules in his favor.

And you would be surprised how lenient cops are with violators. When I was first born, my father was accidentally speeding on the way home without wearing his seat belt. When a cop pulled him over and told him about his speeding he also asked "Can I ask why you're not wearing your seat belt?" My father replied saying cause he was being a dumb ass. My dad left with a ticket only for the seat belt and let the speeding go that one time.

Face it, people make mistakes, and they don't make mistakes as an excuse to break rules. You can't call someone crooked if they honestly didn't know, or even worse if doesn't do anything that actually contributes to a cause.

Posted by: Garem
That's the most ridiculous logic I've ever heard. "Humans make mistakes"? That doesn't give someone a free pass for breaking the law.

Let's say I parked in that spot. A cop gives me a ticket. Can I say "humans make mistakes"? Can I say "I don't hold a copy of my State Statute, I didn't know I was breaking a violation"?

No. I can't do that. I would get a ticket, same as anyone else would. Including a cop.
The cop knew it was illegal, and he did it anyway. Your father had an excuse for speeding. What was the cop's excuse? Getting a Big Gulp?


This was pretty much all the officer could say.

people in here don't understand that its not about the actual ticket itself. but rather what the ticket symbolizes.

  • 12.02.2012 7:43 PM PDT