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Subject: I wrote a police officer a ticket, And I just won in court.
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Posted by: And Im Here Too
Posted by: Sgt Drifter
Look kid, if you think that cops are not in danger everyday, you need to go to your doc STAT and get your head removed from yer ass.


And you need to kick your brain cells into gear and fire up those synapses if you think they are in danger every moment of every day.

Sometimes it's a dangerous, life-threateing occupation...but not all the time.


Most of their job is filling out paper work.

  • 12.02.2012 8:10 PM PDT

Es ist Zeit für einige Gefahr-pay


Posted by: And Im Here Too
Posted by: Sgt Drifter
Look kid, if you think that cops are not in danger everyday, you need to go to your doc STAT and get your head removed from yer ass.


And you need to kick your brain cells into gear and fire up those synapses if you think they are in danger every moment of every day.

Sometimes it's a dangerous, life-threateing occupation...but not all the time.


A blue uniform with a badge is a target. They are always in danger.

  • 12.02.2012 8:10 PM PDT

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This thread would have appealed to me more if it was written with crayons.
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I broke one of the cords for my X11s because I couldn't get past the final American course in Doritos Crash Course.

Posted by: funkbrotha10
just saying, a picture means nothing.

brilliant

  • 12.02.2012 8:11 PM PDT


Posted by: Simba Too Cold
Good for you, you beat a man who puts his life on the line every day for you and the safety of others over something unbelievably minor and insignificant.
I doubt anyone illegally parking to get a big gulp is even physically capable of putting their life on the line.

  • 12.02.2012 8:11 PM PDT
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No programmer can pick up a TV remote without thinking what it would take to add a stun gun. [...] Their motto is 'if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet


Posted by: Sgt Drifter

Posted by: And Im Here Too
Posted by: Sgt Drifter
Look kid, if you think that cops are not in danger everyday, you need to go to your doc STAT and get your head removed from yer ass.


And you need to kick your brain cells into gear and fire up those synapses if you think they are in danger every moment of every day.

Sometimes it's a dangerous, life-threateing occupation...but not all the time.


A blue uniform with a badge is a target. They are always in danger.


anyone stupid enough to attack someone with a gun, will be easily dealt with.

  • 12.02.2012 8:12 PM PDT

I don't think there are very many people out looking to get at cops.

Posted by: Sgt Drifter
A blue uniform with a badge is a target. They are always in danger.


[Edited on 12.02.2012 8:12 PM PST]

  • 12.02.2012 8:12 PM PDT


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Dang, $45. You sure showed him.

It's not about the money, it's the principle of the situation.

Nice OP.

  • 12.02.2012 8:12 PM PDT

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Right before you die, there is always a chance to save yourself, sieze that chance and live to fight another day
The best way to kill someone is to fight them with the same weapons they use and make them know you are better than them, not because of superior weaponry, but because of superior skill.
Hidden in the shadows, Clothed in camo, Armed to the teeth. Hunting.


Posted by: funkbrotha10

just saying, a picture means nothing.


I disagree.

Also, here's a quote from your past.

Posted by: funkbrotha10
You just wish that your troll threads will do as well as mine.

  • 12.02.2012 8:12 PM PDT
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Posted by: Sgt Drifter

Posted by: And Im Here Too
Posted by: Sgt Drifter
Look kid, if you think that cops are not in danger everyday, you need to go to your doc STAT and get your head removed from yer ass.


And you need to kick your brain cells into gear and fire up those synapses if you think they are in danger every moment of every day.

Sometimes it's a dangerous, life-threateing occupation...but not all the time.


A blue uniform with a badge is a target. They are always in danger.


Do you even know what you're talking about at this point?

Maybe in certain areas it is, but you seem to think this happens everywhere, and that they're constantly risking their lives. What about when they're just sitting in their cars waiting for somebody to speed by so they can go after them? Is that life-threatening?

'Try harder next time, kid'.

  • 12.02.2012 8:13 PM PDT

Es ist Zeit für einige Gefahr-pay


Posted by: funkbrotha10

Posted by: And Im Here Too
Posted by: Sgt Drifter
Look kid, if you think that cops are not in danger everyday, you need to go to your doc STAT and get your head removed from yer ass.


And you need to kick your brain cells into gear and fire up those synapses if you think they are in danger every moment of every day.

Sometimes it's a dangerous, life-threateing occupation...but not all the time.


Most of their job is filling out paper work.


Right then, so soldiers are not always in danger because most of the time they are not even in the field.

Do go up to one and tell them that, I hope that they knock you on your ass.

Stupidity here is beyond amazing- outta here.

  • 12.02.2012 8:13 PM PDT

The fact that OP is trolling changes nothing.

OP's cop-ticketing alter ego is still in the right.

  • 12.02.2012 8:13 PM PDT
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Posted by: Sgt Drifter

Posted by: And Im Here Too
Posted by: Sgt Drifter
Look kid, if you think that cops are not in danger everyday, you need to go to your doc STAT and get your head removed from yer ass.


And you need to kick your brain cells into gear and fire up those synapses if you think they are in danger every moment of every day.

Sometimes it's a dangerous, life-threateing occupation...but not all the time.


A blue uniform with a badge is a target. They are always in danger.


Do you even know what you're talking about at this point?

Maybe in certain areas it is, but you seem to think this happens everywhere, and that they're constantly risking their lives. What about when they're just sitting in their cars waiting for somebody to speed by so they can go after them? Is that life-threatening?

'Try harder next time, kid'.


QFT,

how many people does a police officer run into a day that want to kill them, because they are a cop.

about an average of 0 per day.

  • 12.02.2012 8:14 PM PDT
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first OP, you are a -blam!- douche bag.

secondly, where is the proof that you did this.

thirdly, you are a -blam!- douche bag.

  • 12.02.2012 8:14 PM PDT

The human element always mucks things up.

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Haters
Haters everywhere.

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Posted by: Sgt Drifter

Posted by: funkbrotha10

Posted by: And Im Here Too
Posted by: Sgt Drifter
Look kid, if you think that cops are not in danger everyday, you need to go to your doc STAT and get your head removed from yer ass.


And you need to kick your brain cells into gear and fire up those synapses if you think they are in danger every moment of every day.

Sometimes it's a dangerous, life-threateing occupation...but not all the time.


Most of their job is filling out paper work.


Right then, so soldiers are not always in danger because most of the time they are not even in the field.

Do go up to one and tell them that, I hope that they knock you on your ass.

Stupidity here is beyond amazing- outta here.


R-R-R-RAGEQUIT!

Also I like how we're suddenly discussing soldiers. And no, they're not always in danger. Obviously that doesn't mean it isn't a demanding bit of work, but no, they're not always in firefights or anything like that.

  • 12.02.2012 8:15 PM PDT


Posted by: T1d3
first OP, you are a -blam!- douche bag.

secondly, where is the proof that you did this.

thirdly, you are a -blam!- douche bag.
OP is no more a douche bag than most cops. He only gave them a taste of their own medicine

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No programmer can pick up a TV remote without thinking what it would take to add a stun gun. [...] Their motto is 'if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet


Posted by: T1d3
first OP, you are a -blam!- douche bag.

secondly, where is the proof that you did this.

thirdly, you are a -blam!- douche bag.


I will post the pictures tomorrow as I said. I guess it was a bit of poor judgement on my part in making the thread before I had everything lined up to satisfy the jimmies of the flood.

[Edited on 12.02.2012 8:16 PM PST]

  • 12.02.2012 8:15 PM PDT
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Posted by: funkbrotha10

Posted by: T1d3
first OP, you are a -blam!- douche bag.

secondly, where is the proof that you did this.

thirdly, you are a -blam!- douche bag.


I will post the pictures tomorrow as I said. I guess it was a bit of poor judgement on my part in making the thread before I had everything lined up to satisfy the jimmies of the flood.


you are still a douche bag for doing this. Wouldn't it be ironic if this cop saves you and you made him pay $45 for something so trivial as illegal parking

  • 12.02.2012 8:17 PM PDT

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Posted by: funkbrotha10

Posted by: T1d3
first OP, you are a -blam!- douche bag.

secondly, where is the proof that you did this.

thirdly, you are a -blam!- douche bag.


I will post the pictures tomorrow as I said. I guess it was a bit of poor judgement on my part in making the thread before I had everything lined up to satisfy the jimmies of the flood.


you are still a douche bag for doing this. Wouldn't it be ironic if this cop saves you and you made him pay $45 for something so trivial as illegal parking


well you are, of course entitled to your own opinion.

  • 12.02.2012 8:18 PM PDT


Posted by: T1d3

Posted by: funkbrotha10

Posted by: T1d3
first OP, you are a -blam!- douche bag.

secondly, where is the proof that you did this.

thirdly, you are a -blam!- douche bag.


I will post the pictures tomorrow as I said. I guess it was a bit of poor judgement on my part in making the thread before I had everything lined up to satisfy the jimmies of the flood.


you are still a douche bag for doing this. Wouldn't it be ironic if this cop saves you and you made him pay $45 for something so trivial as illegal parking
It's more likely that the cop tickets him for a minor traffic violation.

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The fact that OP is trolling changes nothing.

OP's cop-ticketing alter ego is still in the right.

You aware that no one is taking your argument seriously, right? You are aware that everybody here thinks you lack intelligence, right.


You shouldn't get mad on an internet gaming forum.

you know. being angry is bad for your health.

  • 12.02.2012 8:20 PM PDT
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"It's not who I am underneath, but what I do that defines me."

Alright, I'm locking this thread.

Before I do though, I have an ultimatum OP. You either send me the photos that you will be uploading tomorrow of the police officer to show that this thread is legit, or you will be banned. Hard.

Have a good night.

  • 12.02.2012 8:21 PM PDT
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No point in putting something funny, clever or informative here. Most probably im going to get perma-banned anyway.


Posted by: funkbrotha10

Posted by: T1d3
first OP, you are a -blam!- douche bag.

secondly, where is the proof that you did this.

thirdly, you are a -blam!- douche bag.


I will post the pictures tomorrow as I said. I guess it was a bit of poor judgement on my part in making the thread before I had everything lined up to satisfy the jimmies of the flood.


Please, post this supposed picture and more evidence you might have. Currently you seem like a troll and the responses and OP have me amused. But if your claims are legit, I want to laugh harder.

  • 12.02.2012 8:21 PM PDT