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Subject: I wrote a police officer a ticket, And I just won in court.

Unreal, isn't it?


Posted by: funkbrotha10

Posted by: Garem
The amount of people here that are defending the crooked cop is astounding.


QFT.

Typical flood response.


Scenario 1) man parks in emergency lane to get soda.

Flood's Response: "WHAT A LAZY SACK OF -blam!-. IF THERE WAS A REEL EMERGENCY HE IS ENDANGERING PEOPLE BY TAKING UP THE EMERGENCIE LAN"

Scenario 2) on duty police officer parks in emergency lane, not responding to an emergency. Man writes ticket.

Flood's Response: "YOU ARE A PATHETIC SACK OF -blam!-. YOU SURE DI STICK IT TO THE MAN YOU WORTHLESS LITTLE SCUM WEASLE"


funkbrotha, did you post the pic you said you had?

Because you said you would after the court date.

  • 12.02.2012 7:16 PM PDT

It doesn't matter. Him parking in a no parking spot shouldn't mean some assclown should write him just to look cool online.
Posted by: And Im Here Too
Posted by: Decieved Soul
My mother who was a cop, showed me a video of real footage of multiple cops being killed in action. Good job, they risk your life to keep you safe and you honestly feel good about screwing one of them over? Wow, pathetic


The actions of one cop =/= the actions of all cops.

If the man he took to court ran into a burning building and saved somebody's life, or defused a hostage situation without any deaths, or something else suitable heroic, I'd call he OP out for being an asswipe.

Since this appears to be a regular cop who happened to break the law they're supposed to enforce, I'm mentally patting the OP on the back.

  • 12.02.2012 7:16 PM PDT

Es ist Zeit für einige Gefahr-pay


Posted by: funkbrotha10


Hahaha, twit thinks it's the Flood that will be trolling him, not his local PD.

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Posted by: Computer Screen

Posted by: funkbrotha10

Posted by: Garem
The amount of people here that are defending the crooked cop is astounding.


QFT.

Typical flood response.


Scenario 1) man parks in emergency lane to get soda.

Flood's Response: "WHAT A LAZY SACK OF -blam!-. IF THERE WAS A REEL EMERGENCY HE IS ENDANGERING PEOPLE BY TAKING UP THE EMERGENCIE LAN"

Scenario 2) on duty police officer parks in emergency lane, not responding to an emergency. Man writes ticket.

Flood's Response: "YOU ARE A PATHETIC SACK OF -blam!-. YOU SURE DI STICK IT TO THE MAN YOU WORTHLESS LITTLE SCUM WEASLE"



No you dumb phaggot the fact that you took it to court rather then just tell the officer he shouldn't do that is what makes you a true loser


Either way everyone in the court probably thinks you're a phaggot ( which your are ). Even the judge would kick your ass if it was legal.


You are violating a legally binding contract that you enacted with Bungie, Inc.

  • 12.02.2012 7:17 PM PDT

My gamertag is Dustin Nugget, like my name here.

The OP is lying.

  • 12.02.2012 7:17 PM PDT

Unreal, isn't it?


Posted by: Computer Screen


No you dumb phaggot the fact that you took it to court rather then just tell the officer he shouldn't do that is what makes you a true loser


Either way everyone in the court probably thinks you're a phaggot ( which your are ). Even the judge would kick your ass if it was legal.


Really? Phaggot? Are you serious? Wow.

Anyway, OP is presumed to be lying unless he posts the proof he claimed to have.

  • 12.02.2012 7:17 PM PDT

I know you feel really good right now but you just wrote yourself a death wish. If that guy is pissed off his entire group of police officers will follow you everywhere and every single violation you do will be written up. You will have to live like a golden goose for now on man.

I hope I'm wrong but cops stick together so you just pissed off an entire precinct. They may plant something on you, frame you for something. If I were you I'd be cautious.

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Posted by: Decieved Soul
It doesn't matter. Him parking in a no parking spot shouldn't mean some assclown should write him just to look cool online.
Posted by: And Im Here Too
Posted by: Decieved Soul
My mother who was a cop, showed me a video of real footage of multiple cops being killed in action. Good job, they risk your life to keep you safe and you honestly feel good about screwing one of them over? Wow, pathetic


The actions of one cop =/= the actions of all cops.

If the man he took to court ran into a burning building and saved somebody's life, or defused a hostage situation without any deaths, or something else suitable heroic, I'd call he OP out for being an asswipe.

Since this appears to be a regular cop who happened to break the law they're supposed to enforce, I'm mentally patting the OP on the back.


It was a trivial matter, but also an amusing one.

I consider the latter to be the more important.

  • 12.02.2012 7:17 PM PDT

My gamertag is Dustin Nugget, like my name here.

The OP is lying.

  • 12.02.2012 7:17 PM PDT

You also said you would post the pictures after the trial. So you're just another troll until you post pics.

  • 12.02.2012 7:17 PM PDT

Honestly, this must be a joke. Child, listen, stop trying to defend yourself because clearly you are incapable of it. The only idiot in this thread is yourself, and trust me, it is obvious. So, how about you do as I asked earlier and log off, mommy and daddy wouldn't want you staying up this late.
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Posted by: funkbrotha10
Oh yeah, the flood will ruin my life. sure.

1) there are only 2 other floodians that live in the same town as me that I am aware of

2) You don't even know who I am.

I'm not very concerned about the floodian rage-nuggets hunting me down.

Oh come on. You of all people ITT should be able to pick up on sarcasm.

The Flood couldn't do anything more than terrorize a five year old.

  • 12.02.2012 7:18 PM PDT

Door Kickers Inc.

Was it really necessary to make him pay a petty $45 fine? I'm sure the court case cost more than that...

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Posted by: Celticsgreen17
I know you feel really good right now but you just wrote yourself a death wish. If that guy is pissed off his entire group of police officers will follow you everywhere and every single violation you do will be written up. You will have to live like a golden goose for now on man.

I hope I'm wrong but cops stick together so you just pissed off an entire precinct. They may plant something on you, frame you for something. If I were you I'd be cautious.



I'm not very worried

  • 12.02.2012 7:18 PM PDT

My gamertag is Dustin Nugget, like my name here.

The OP is lying.

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Posted by: Celticsgreen17
I know you feel really good right now but you just wrote yourself a death wish. If that guy is pissed off his entire group of police officers will follow you everywhere and every single violation you do will be written up. You will have to live like a golden goose for now on man.

I hope I'm wrong but cops stick together so you just pissed off an entire precinct. They may plant something on you, frame you for something. If I were you I'd be cautious.


And if he can get proof of this he could probably get them fired, not to mention would make the officers involved even bigger jackasses than the OP.

  • 12.02.2012 7:18 PM PDT

You go girl! Bet the cop is thinking, "Damn, there's 45 bucks in gas I'll never get back."

  • 12.02.2012 7:19 PM PDT

My gamertag is Dustin Nugget, like my name here.

The OP is lying.

  • 12.02.2012 7:19 PM PDT

Thesaurus.com

We should all follow the funkbrotha10 model. Don't you want to be a video game designer working at 343? Someone that climbs massive cliff faces without harnesses? Someone who also busts cops for breaking the law in his extremely limited free time?

It's a shame that lying isn't a bannable offense on these forums. You've all been trolled, none of this is remotely true. Know what the best part is? He hasn't even provided a shred of proof-real or not.

  • 12.02.2012 7:19 PM PDT

Like it was posted earlier, cops are human, humans make mistakes. I have not heard of any cop that carries an entire copy of their State Statute with them memorized. Maybe he didn't know he was breaking a violation. As states earlier, if the OP was truly concerned, he would've done the right thing and told the cop, the OP accomplished nothing by this event. He isn't showing people to "stand up" to something, he isn't proving a point, the Op did nothing more than waste someones time along with his own.

Posted by: Garem
If he enforced laws, he would have turned himself in for breaking one.


[Edited on 12.02.2012 7:19 PM PST]

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Posted by: And Im Here Too
Posted by: Celticsgreen17
I know you feel really good right now but you just wrote yourself a death wish. If that guy is pissed off his entire group of police officers will follow you everywhere and every single violation you do will be written up. You will have to live like a golden goose for now on man.

I hope I'm wrong but cops stick together so you just pissed off an entire precinct. They may plant something on you, frame you for something. If I were you I'd be cautious.


And if he can get proof of this he could probably get them fired, not to mention would make the officers involved even bigger jackasses than the OP.


This. Intentionally following and antagonizing an individual is a violation of the law.

I would be happy to slap criminal charges on said police officers. instead of just a parking violation.

  • 12.02.2012 7:19 PM PDT

Es ist Zeit für einige Gefahr-pay


Posted by: And Im Here Too


Why are you still here? Go away.

They'd be justified in writing that twit up for every infraction he makes.

[Edited on 12.02.2012 7:20 PM PST]

  • 12.02.2012 7:20 PM PDT

My gamertag is Dustin Nugget, like my name here.

The OP is lying.

  • 12.02.2012 7:20 PM PDT