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Subject: I wrote a police officer a ticket, And I just won in court.

Posted by: A Bit Of Zero
This thread would have appealed to me more if it was written with crayons.
Posted by: King Dutchy
I broke one of the cords for my X11s because I couldn't get past the final American course in Doritos Crash Course.

Sometimes the Police get bored and stop people for pretty stupid reasons. Nice to see it works both ways.

[Edited on 12.02.2012 7:23 PM PST]

  • 12.02.2012 7:20 PM PDT

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Posted by: Dustin Nugget
The OP is lying.
How many times are you going to say that?

  • 12.02.2012 7:21 PM PDT

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Posted by: funkbrotha10

Posted by: And Im Here Too
Posted by: Celticsgreen17
I know you feel really good right now but you just wrote yourself a death wish. If that guy is pissed off his entire group of police officers will follow you everywhere and every single violation you do will be written up. You will have to live like a golden goose for now on man.

I hope I'm wrong but cops stick together so you just pissed off an entire precinct. They may plant something on you, frame you for something. If I were you I'd be cautious.


And if he can get proof of this he could probably get them fired, not to mention would make the officers involved even bigger jackasses than the OP.


This. Intentionally following and antagonizing an individual is a violation of the law.

I would be happy to slap criminal charges on said police officers. instead of just a parking violation.


Following you is not antagonising- trollolo harder child.

  • 12.02.2012 7:21 PM PDT

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Posted by: R3ACTlON
We should all follow the funkbrotha10 model. Don't you want to be a video game designer working at 343? Someone that climbs massive cliff faces without harnesses? Someone who also busts cops for breaking the law in his extremely limited free time?

It's a shame that lying isn't a bannable offense on these forums. You've all been trolled, none of this is remotely true. Know what the best part is? He hasn't even provided a shred of proof-real or not.
Owned.

  • 12.02.2012 7:21 PM PDT
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Posted by: Dont pass gass

Posted by: Dustin Nugget
The OP is lying.
How many times are you going to say that?


Hopefully he will just be removed by a moderator soon.

  • 12.02.2012 7:21 PM PDT


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Posted by: Savage Opress
I'm sure you think you are cool but in reality you are just a jackass who seeks attention. Since you are making other people's life a living hell, I will make yours a living hell. If I find you in real life I will write you up on every little law breaking thing you do. You'll be surprise how many small laws there are they you break every day.

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Lol I know right, funny part is what he described is pretty much stalking, which is a criminal offense in Oregon.

If he writes you up on legitimate offenses, there's not much you can do about it.


This is correct.
so this is what happens with inbreeding huh? Too bad you'll get out of any court case due to mental retardedness

  • 12.02.2012 7:21 PM PDT

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Posted by: Dustin Nugget
The OP is lying.


Cool triple post breh

And this whole thing sounds like the plot of a terrible crime comedy starring Jonah Hill as the OP and Will Ferrell as the Cop

  • 12.02.2012 7:21 PM PDT

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Posted by: Dont pass gass

Posted by: Dustin Nugget
The OP is lying.
How many times are you going to say that?
Once people finally realize how retarded they are for believing this crap.

  • 12.02.2012 7:21 PM PDT

Posted by: Gaara444
Like it was posted earlier, cops are human, humans make mistakes. I have not heard of any cop that carries an entire copy of their State Statute with them memorized. Maybe he didn't know he was breaking a violation. As states earlier, if the OP was truly concerned, he would've done the right thing and told the cop, the OP accomplished nothing by this event. He isn't showing people to "stand up" to something, he isn't proving a point, the Op did nothing more than waste someones time along with his own.

Posted by: Garem
If he enforced laws, he would have turned himself in for breaking one.

That's the most ridiculous logic I've ever heard. "Humans make mistakes"? That doesn't give someone a free pass for breaking the law.

Let's say I parked in that spot. A cop gives me a ticket. Can I say "humans make mistakes"? Can I say "I don't hold a copy of my State Statute, I didn't know I was breaking a violation"?

No. I can't do that. I would get a ticket, same as anyone else would. Including a cop.

  • 12.02.2012 7:22 PM PDT


Posted by: RockdaleRooster
You also said you would post the pictures after the trial. So you're just another troll until you post pics.

  • 12.02.2012 7:22 PM PDT

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Posted by: A 3 Legged Goat

Posted by: Dustin Nugget
The OP is lying.


Cool triple post breh

And this whole thing sounds like the plot of a terrible crime comedy starring Jonah Hill as the OP and Will Ferrell as the Cop
lol it kinda does.

  • 12.02.2012 7:22 PM PDT

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So Flood, let me get this straight:

-$45 is a petty fine
-OP wasted a ton of time and was disrespectful

If the cop forked over $45 and maybe 15 minutes of his time, then what is the problem? Yes, cops are worthy of respect because of the nature of their job, but they are also citizens responsible for their actions...they are not exempt from the laws thhey enforce, no matter how petty.

Besides, if anyone's time was wasted, it was OP's. At least the cop got a quick soda out of it.

  • 12.02.2012 7:22 PM PDT


Posted by: funkbrotha10

Posted by: And Im Here Too
Posted by: Celticsgreen17
I know you feel really good right now but you just wrote yourself a death wish. If that guy is pissed off his entire group of police officers will follow you everywhere and every single violation you do will be written up. You will have to live like a golden goose for now on man.

I hope I'm wrong but cops stick together so you just pissed off an entire precinct. They may plant something on you, frame you for something. If I were you I'd be cautious.


And if he can get proof of this he could probably get them fired, not to mention would make the officers involved even bigger jackasses than the OP.


This. Intentionally following and antagonizing an individual is a violation of the law.

I would be happy to slap criminal charges on said police officers. instead of just a parking violation.


Haha your arrogance. Good luck proving them planting a bag of marijuana in your car. You cant have a video camera on you at all times. You leave a window in your car open at the parking lot? Leave a window open at home they just happen to show up in time? Good luck man you better have eyes everywhere you opened up a can of worms if that officer wants to do it.

  • 12.02.2012 7:22 PM PDT

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Posted by: Sgt Drifter

Posted by: And Im Here Too


Why are you still here? Go away.


Only after you. I take the term 'ladies first' to heart.

They'd be justified in writing that twit up for every infraction he makes.

Personal vendettas are unprofessional, not to mention would make the officers involved a complete waste of time and space.

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Posted by: RockdaleRooster
You also said you would post the pictures after the trial. So you're just another troll until you post pics.


My lawyer has the pictures, I will have him email them to me tomorrow.

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Posted by: Celticsgreen17

Posted by: funkbrotha10

Posted by: And Im Here Too
Posted by: Celticsgreen17
I know you feel really good right now but you just wrote yourself a death wish. If that guy is pissed off his entire group of police officers will follow you everywhere and every single violation you do will be written up. You will have to live like a golden goose for now on man.

I hope I'm wrong but cops stick together so you just pissed off an entire precinct. They may plant something on you, frame you for something. If I were you I'd be cautious.


And if he can get proof of this he could probably get them fired, not to mention would make the officers involved even bigger jackasses than the OP.


This. Intentionally following and antagonizing an individual is a violation of the law.

I would be happy to slap criminal charges on said police officers. instead of just a parking violation.


Haha your arrogance. Good luck proving them planting a bag of marijuana in your car. You cant have a video camera on you at all times. You leave a window in your car open at the parking lot? Leave a window open at home they just happen to show up in time? Good luck man you better have eyes everywhere you opened up a can of worms if that officer wants to do it.


I have cameras in my car and house.

if they try to plant something on me, I will terminate their career faster than you can say "Justice"

[Edited on 12.02.2012 7:24 PM PST]

  • 12.02.2012 7:23 PM PDT


Posted by: funkbrotha10

Posted by: RockdaleRooster

Posted by: RockdaleRooster
You also said you would post the pictures after the trial. So you're just another troll until you post pics.


My lawyer has the pictures, I will have him email them to me tomorrow.

I await this.

  • 12.02.2012 7:23 PM PDT

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Posted by: And Im Here Too
Posted by: Sgt Drifter

Posted by: And Im Here Too


Why are you still here? Go away.


Only after you. I take the term 'ladies first' to heart.

They'd be justified in writing that twit up for every infraction he makes.

Personal vendettas are unprofessional, not to mention would make the officers involved a complete waste of time and space.


What a joke you are, seriously.

And this court case wasn't a complete waste of time and space?

  • 12.02.2012 7:24 PM PDT

Honestly, this must be a joke. Child, listen, stop trying to defend yourself because clearly you are incapable of it. The only idiot in this thread is yourself, and trust me, it is obvious. So, how about you do as I asked earlier and log off, mommy and daddy wouldn't want you staying up this late.
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Posted by: Savage Opress
so this is what happens with inbreeding huh? Too bad you'll get out of any court case due to mental retardedness

'Retardedness' isn't a word.

  • 12.02.2012 7:24 PM PDT

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Posted by: funkbrotha10

Posted by: RockdaleRooster

Posted by: RockdaleRooster
You also said you would post the pictures after the trial. So you're just another troll until you post pics.


My lawyer has the pictures, I will have him email them to me tomorrow.
You really needed a lawyer for this?

  • 12.02.2012 7:24 PM PDT


Posted by: funkbrotha10

Posted by: RockdaleRooster

Posted by: RockdaleRooster
You also said you would post the pictures after the trial. So you're just another troll until you post pics.


My lawyer has the pictures, I will have him email them to me tomorrow.
yep he's a troll guys. Leave him alone now and let this thread die.

  • 12.02.2012 7:24 PM PDT
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Posted by: funkbrotha10

Posted by: Celticsgreen17
I know you feel really good right now but you just wrote yourself a death wish. If that guy is pissed off his entire group of police officers will follow you everywhere and every single violation you do will be written up. You will have to live like a golden goose for now on man.

I hope I'm wrong but cops stick together so you just pissed off an entire precinct. They may plant something on you, frame you for something. If I were you I'd be cautious.



I'm not very worried


The worst they'll probably do is be real SLOW to respond to anything involving you, if any of them remember or care enough about this alleged "ticket" thing.

  • 12.02.2012 7:24 PM PDT