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Subject: I wrote a police officer a ticket, And I just won in court.
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Posted by: Dont pass gass

Posted by: funkbrotha10

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Posted by: RockdaleRooster
You also said you would post the pictures after the trial. So you're just another troll until you post pics.


My lawyer has the pictures, I will have him email them to me tomorrow.
You really needed a lawyer for this?


well, he is sort of a family friend. I had him take a look at the pictures just to make sure that I wasn't missing something important.

  • 12.02.2012 7:24 PM PDT

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Posted by: funkbrotha10
Awaiting credible source.



[Edited on 12.02.2012 7:26 PM PST]

  • 12.02.2012 7:25 PM PDT

Unreal, isn't it?


Posted by: Dont pass gass

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Posted by: RockdaleRooster
You also said you would post the pictures after the trial. So you're just another troll until you post pics.


My lawyer has the pictures, I will have him email them to me tomorrow.
You really needed a lawyer for this?


I think I remember OP saying he took them on his phone.

[Edited on 12.02.2012 7:28 PM PST]

  • 12.02.2012 7:25 PM PDT

What if I told you...

*scoots in closer*

I hate you


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LAYING DOWN THE LAAAAAAAAAW!

  • 12.02.2012 7:26 PM PDT
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Posted by: funkbrotha10

Posted by: RockdaleRooster

Posted by: RockdaleRooster
You also said you would post the pictures after the trial. So you're just another troll until you post pics.


My lawyer has the pictures, I will have him email them to me tomorrow.

You never mentioned a lawyer in the OP. By the way you worded it, you handled everything yourself. What lawyer did you use?


for all intents and purposes I did handle everything myself. the laywer I "used" is a family friend. I just had him review the pictures to make sure I wasn't missing anything important that could have tipped the case against me.

and seeing all of the rage and rustled jimmies in here. I certainly am not going to post his name,

[Edited on 12.02.2012 7:27 PM PST]

  • 12.02.2012 7:26 PM PDT

No one said they were getting a free pass, but you act like he's using his Non-Existent position as a way to bend the rules in his favor.

And you would be surprised how lenient cops are with violators. When I was first born, my father was accidentally speeding on the way home without wearing his seat belt. When a cop pulled him over and told him about his speeding he also asked "Can I ask why you're not wearing your seat belt?" My father replied saying cause he was being a dumb ass. My dad left with a ticket only for the seat belt and let the speeding go that one time.

Face it, people make mistakes, and they don't make mistakes as an excuse to break rules. You can't call someone crooked if they honestly didn't know, or even worse if doesn't do anything that actually contributes to a cause.

Posted by: Garem
That's the most ridiculous logic I've ever heard. "Humans make mistakes"? That doesn't give someone a free pass for breaking the law.

Let's say I parked in that spot. A cop gives me a ticket. Can I say "humans make mistakes"? Can I say "I don't hold a copy of my State Statute, I didn't know I was breaking a violation"?

No. I can't do that. I would get a ticket, same as anyone else would. Including a cop.

  • 12.02.2012 7:27 PM PDT

>>>

  • 12.02.2012 7:27 PM PDT

My gamertag is Dustin Nugget, like my name here.

What about the pictures on your phone? Why do you need your lawyer?

  • 12.02.2012 7:28 PM PDT

Disregard Females, acquire currency.


Posted by: funkbrotha10
for all intents and purposes I did handle everything myself. the laywer I "used" is a family friend. I just had him review the pictures to make sure I wasn't missing anything important that could have tipped the case against me.

and seeing all of the rage and rustled jimmies in here. I certainly am not going to post his name,
Why not OP? I might need a good lawyer when I try to give a cop a ticket.

  • 12.02.2012 7:28 PM PDT
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Hey, uh, if you like vs threads, then check out this little group right here, if you have the time. It's pretty fun, just hop right in.

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Why are you still here? Go away.


Only after you. I take the term 'ladies first' to heart.

They'd be justified in writing that twit up for every infraction he makes.

Personal vendettas are unprofessional, not to mention would make the officers involved a complete waste of time and space.


What a joke you are, seriously.

And this court case wasn't a complete waste of time and space?


What a joke you are for continuing this.

It was a waste of time, but it was an amusing waste of time. And if he could get the officer in court again for following him around, even more amusing.

  • 12.02.2012 7:29 PM PDT

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I've flown a wingsuit a few times.

I have never intentionally opened low, as it is a very dangerous thing to do.

so wingsuit.


  • 12.02.2012 7:29 PM PDT

GOAT

Flood Logic:

Support -blam!- marriage and legalization of marijuana because it doesn't effect them at all

Blast OP for writing someone a ticket, which doesn't effect them at all

  • 12.02.2012 7:30 PM PDT
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Why are you still here? Go away.


Only after you. I take the term 'ladies first' to heart.

They'd be justified in writing that twit up for every infraction he makes.

Personal vendettas are unprofessional, not to mention would make the officers involved a complete waste of time and space.


What a joke you are, seriously.

And this court case wasn't a complete waste of time and space?


What a joke you are for continuing this.

It was a waste of time, but it was an amusing waste of time. And if he could get the officer in court again for following him around, even more amusing.


about a 10/10 on the amusing/irony meter. If this officer does try to follow me around I will not hesitate to strike again.

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It was once said that a million monkeys at a million keyboards could reproduce the works of shakespeare... Now thanks to the internet we know that this is not true
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No programmer can pick up a TV remote without thinking what it would take to add a stun gun. [...] Their motto is 'if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet


Posted by: R3ACTlON
Posted by: funkbrotha10
I've flown a wingsuit a few times.

I have never intentionally opened low, as it is a very dangerous thing to do.

so wingsuit.




how on earth is this relevant?

  • 12.02.2012 7:30 PM PDT
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I understand your excitement, but I sounds like everyone involved thought "I got out of bed for this?!"

  • 12.02.2012 7:30 PM PDT
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Dolphins, man. Dolphins. They are gonna take over the world, and kill us all, man! THEY'LL KILL US ALL! Oh no, they will start with Gondile. Haha, hell if they are gettin' me! No way man, I'll kill 'em. I'll kill them all!!!


Posted by: ChemicalEnvy
45$


wow dat alot of muhnnneyy
It's not about the money...
It's about sending the message.

  • 12.02.2012 7:31 PM PDT

Though the morrow may be barren of promises, nothing shall forstall my return.

At first I thought this was a pretty good story, and I was going to give op props. However, reading through some of the comments I realized a pattern, there isn't one shred of proof. No officer name, no lawyer name, no pictures that said lawyer has the "only" copies of (which btw with your camera remark it shows paranoia if true, which means you would have kept backups in case of betrayal). I have to call shenanigans on this one.

  • 12.02.2012 7:31 PM PDT

I don't think you get it OP I just named some small examples of how you can get caught. Maybe its because Im in NY and Ive seen a lot of dirty cops so maybe where you are its different. Here? You pull something like this you get their wrath.

One of those cops in your precinct is dirty? works with drug dealers or thugs on the side? Guess what you're walking down the street you get mugged. Next day? Same thing. No connection. You park your car some random guy with a hood bashes your windows in. Your camera cant identify it. I'm telling you man I hope where you are they are nicer than here. I would never even think of doing something like that here. Id probably end up dead.

  • 12.02.2012 7:32 PM PDT


Posted by: oscypek101
Dang, $45. You sure showed him.

  • 12.02.2012 7:32 PM PDT

"Banhammer" - Post anything in the Waypoint forums -50g

This will hopefully teach some officers who abuse their power a lesson.

  • 12.02.2012 7:33 PM PDT

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Posted by: funkbrotha10

Posted by: R3ACTlON
Posted by: funkbrotha10
I've flown a wingsuit a few times.

I have never intentionally opened low, as it is a very dangerous thing to do.

so wingsuit.




how on earth is this relevant?
I'm reminding myself why you're so amazing at life. I wish I could do all you do.

  • 12.02.2012 7:33 PM PDT

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Posted by: funkbrotha10
Posted by: R3ACTlON
Posted by: funkbrotha10
I've flown a wingsuit a few times.

I have never intentionally opened low, as it is a very dangerous thing to do.

so wingsuit.




how on earth is this relevant?

He's quite obviously showing that you are a pathological liar on here. That you need to lie to make yourself seem interesting, to The Flood of all places, is really sad.

  • 12.02.2012 7:33 PM PDT
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Posted by: Celticsgreen17
I don't think you get it OP I just named some small examples of how you can get caught. Maybe its because Im in NY and Ive seen a lot of dirty cops so maybe where you are its different. Here? You pull something like this you get their wrath.

One of those cops in your precinct is dirty? works with drug dealers or thugs on the side? Guess what you're walking down the street you get mugged. Next day? Same thing. No connection. You park your car some random guy with a hood bashes your windows in. Your camera cant identify it. I'm telling you man I hope where you are they are nicer than here. I would never even think of doing something like that here. Id probably end up dead.


I do carry a gun, so anyone who attempts to mug me will be shot.



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  • 12.02.2012 7:34 PM PDT