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Trussingdoor is pretty kewl. He fires lasers and doesn't afraid of anything.

Band-AIDS.


Post bad jokes ITT.

  • 12.02.2012 7:01 PM PDT

Rustled Jimmies

OP

  • 12.02.2012 7:01 PM PDT

man i get an erection just lookin at my girl lol and i dnt hide it i mean she realy doesnt mind she actually likes it lol also it shoes you dont have ED problems (i think)

Truer words were never spoken

Did you hear about the horse that got electrocuted?




He went haywire.

  • 12.02.2012 7:01 PM PDT

Posted by: Falcon Saber
I like how your sub box is full of science and political videos but your recommendations are full of anime girls kissing each other.

Just Zoid being Zoid ^_^

What's worse than the Holocaust?

TWO Holocausts!

  • 12.02.2012 7:02 PM PDT

Trussingdoor is pretty kewl. He fires lasers and doesn't afraid of anything.


Posted by: Rahm Emanuel
Did you hear about the horse that got electrocuted?




He went haywire.
lol

  • 12.02.2012 7:02 PM PDT
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Bungie doesn't like French on their site.

Where do books eat dinner?
At the table of contents.

  • 12.02.2012 7:04 PM PDT
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Nobody cares about anyone else's opinion - be it mine, yours, or a cult of angry star wars nerds - when they are enjoying what they enjoy.

Zombine
Everyone cares about opinions, that's why we socialize on a forum with strangers.

I went to a cystic fibrosis charity fundraiser tonight, but I wouldn't cough anything up.

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  • 12.02.2012 7:05 PM PDT
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I'm reading a book on anti gravity and I cant put it down. bu dum tiss.

  • 12.02.2012 7:05 PM PDT
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A 3 Legged Goat
Nobody cares about anyone else's opinion - be it mine, yours, or a cult of angry star wars nerds - when they are enjoying what they enjoy.

Zombine
Everyone cares about opinions, that's why we socialize on a forum with strangers.

I'll one-up you there.

I recently bought a pop-up book on impotency. It doesn't seem to work.

  • 12.02.2012 7:08 PM PDT
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What's Elton John's favorite type of pizza?




Meat Lover's

  • 12.02.2012 7:21 PM PDT

I think I love you...


Posted by: Rahm Emanuel
Did you hear about the horse that got electrocuted?




He went haywire.


Things like this are the reason we're friends.

  • 12.02.2012 7:22 PM PDT

Why was Jim's mom crying?

Jim died.

  • 12.02.2012 7:24 PM PDT
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A 3 Legged Goat
Nobody cares about anyone else's opinion - be it mine, yours, or a cult of angry star wars nerds - when they are enjoying what they enjoy.

Zombine
Everyone cares about opinions, that's why we socialize on a forum with strangers.

I failed my driving test again today.

The examiner said that I was right to slow down by the school, but wolf whistling is a definite no-no.

  • 12.02.2012 7:24 PM PDT

man i get an erection just lookin at my girl lol and i dnt hide it i mean she realy doesnt mind she actually likes it lol also it shoes you dont have ED problems (i think)

Truer words were never spoken


Posted by: BigBadBull94

Posted by: Rahm Emanuel
Did you hear about the horse that got electrocuted?




He went haywire.


Things like this are the reason we're friends.

We're only friends because I make dumb horse jokes?

What the hell kind of friend are you?

  • 12.02.2012 7:24 PM PDT

The human element always mucks things up.

What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium.

  • 12.02.2012 7:25 PM PDT
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Nobody cares about anyone else's opinion - be it mine, yours, or a cult of angry star wars nerds - when they are enjoying what they enjoy.

Zombine
Everyone cares about opinions, that's why we socialize on a forum with strangers.

What do you do if you wake up one morning and find a guy in your wood chipper?

Get the tortilla chips, it's salsa time!

  • 12.02.2012 7:27 PM PDT

I think I love you...


Posted by: Rahm Emanuel

Posted by: BigBadBull94

Posted by: Rahm Emanuel
Did you hear about the horse that got electrocuted?




He went haywire.


Things like this are the reason we're friends.

We're only friends because I make dumb horse jokes?

What the hell kind of friend are you?


The BEST kind.

  • 12.02.2012 7:59 PM PDT

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream?


He got hit by a bus.

  • 12.02.2012 8:00 PM PDT

Are dead baby jokes a ban worthy offense? I hope not.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a fence red?













Depends how hard you throw them.

  • 12.02.2012 8:01 PM PDT

Knock-knock.

Who is there?

A vicious cannibal.

What?!

I am going to kill you and eat you!

You bastard! I will kill you first!

  • 12.02.2012 8:02 PM PDT

Trussingdoor is pretty kewl. He fires lasers and doesn't afraid of anything.


Posted by: Palien90
Are dead baby jokes a ban worthy offense? I hope not.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a fence red?













Depends how hard you throw them.

What do you call a baby in a blender? Salsa.

  • 12.02.2012 8:53 PM PDT
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Nobody cares about anyone else's opinion - be it mine, yours, or a cult of angry star wars nerds - when they are enjoying what they enjoy.

Zombine
Everyone cares about opinions, that's why we socialize on a forum with strangers.


Posted by: TrussingDoor
What do you call a baby in a blender? Salsa.

Thief.

  • 12.02.2012 8:55 PM PDT

I will own everyone in Halo: Reach


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Posted by: Rahm Emanuel

Posted by: BigBadBull94

Posted by: Rahm Emanuel
Did you hear about the horse that got electrocuted?




He went haywire.


Things like this are the reason we're friends.

We're only friends because I make dumb horse jokes?

What the hell kind of friend are you?


The BEST kind.

"Would you kill your best friend for 10 million dolars"
Lol, I see what you did there.
10/10

  • 12.02.2012 9:16 PM PDT

Mreh.

I heard Lincoln did well in theatres, historically this is inaccurate.

  • 12.02.2012 9:17 PM PDT

Hdawger, the wizard of the mountains.


Posted by: TrussingDoor

Posted by: Palien90
Are dead baby jokes a ban worthy offense? I hope not.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a fence red?













Depends how hard you throw them.

What do you call a baby in a blender? Salsa.


Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a convertible? I don't have a convertible in my garage.

  • 12.02.2012 9:19 PM PDT