If Katy Perry was a werewolf, she'd be Katy Hairy.
If Santa Clause wasn't perfect he'd be Santa Flaws
If Brad Pitt was a chair, he'd be Brad Sit.
If Gabe Newell wore Abercrombie and Fitch, he'd be Gabe Tool.
[Edited on 12.02.2012 8:00 PM PST by Duardo]