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Subject: if Drew Barrymore was a cow milker
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SHE'd be Drew Dairymore.

Discuss.

[Edited on 12.02.2012 7:39 PM PST]

  • 12.02.2012 7:35 PM PDT
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I do not want to stop asking. I do not ask to stop wanting.

What was the first person to milk a cow thinking of?

  • 12.02.2012 7:36 PM PDT

man i get an erection just lookin at my girl lol and i dnt hide it i mean she realy doesnt mind she actually likes it lol also it shoes you dont have ED problems (i think)

Truer words were never spoken

Drew Barrymore is a woman.

  • 12.02.2012 7:36 PM PDT
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Posted by: Rahm Emanuel
Drew Barrymore is a woman.


Essentially this.

  • 12.02.2012 7:36 PM PDT
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Posted by: Rahm Emanuel
Drew Barrymore is a woman.
Oh woops lol.

  • 12.02.2012 7:38 PM PDT

GOAT

If Katy Perry was a werewolf, she'd be Katy Hairy.


If Santa Clause wasn't perfect he'd be Santa Flaws





If Brad Pitt was a chair, he'd be Brad Sit.


If Gabe Newell wore Abercrombie and Fitch, he'd be Gabe Tool.

[Edited on 12.02.2012 8:00 PM PST by Duardo]

  • 12.02.2012 7:38 PM PDT

Challenge me to a Hawaiian Punch chugging contest. I dare you.


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$.50 in store credit.

If Drew Barrymore was a man, he'd be Drew Hairymore.

  • 12.02.2012 7:38 PM PDT

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Posted by: Haloroach
What was the first person to milk a cow thinking of?


Looking for the cow's nipples.

  • 12.02.2012 7:39 PM PDT

If Drew Barrymore was hairy

she would be Drew Hairymore.

Edit: *Glares intently at Eakle*

[Edited on 12.02.2012 7:40 PM PST]

  • 12.02.2012 7:39 PM PDT

Nonsense!

If Tom Hanks was grateful, he'd be Tom Thanks.

  • 12.02.2012 7:47 PM PDT

"So- So this means Im just going to be miserable for the rest of time?!"

"No. This means that you have to live life to the fullest. You have one life, live it well. Make sure you die without regrets. Get a new life, new mate, new family. You, out of all people, don't deserve a terrible fate of misery like that. Having nothing to look forward to is good. It makes sure you want to keep on going. Living is a right, not a privilege."

If Billy Joel was mexican, he'd be Billy Joel. (ho-L)

  • 12.02.2012 7:49 PM PDT
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Posted by: Haloroach
What was the first person to milk a cow thinking of?


They noticed the calves feeding off of the milk and probably said, "-blam!- it. I'll eat that too."

  • 12.02.2012 7:51 PM PDT

I think I love you...


Posted by: Rahm Emanuel
Drew Barrymore is a woman.

  • 12.02.2012 7:51 PM PDT

1LUV

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  • 12.02.2012 7:54 PM PDT

"You get what you put into it."

When Legendary is too mainstream, you have Heroic. When you're the leader of the church of MLGeezus, have Epic in your username, and can't write 'About Me's' to save your life, what do you get?

This guy. And now, an side note: Most things I post contain lethal doses of sarcasm, so be warned, and try not to take me seriously.

Finally, a message to Bungie trolls everywhere.

If Nicolas Cage were a book, he'd be Nicolas Page.

  • 12.02.2012 7:55 PM PDT
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"I know not what weapons World War III will be fought with, but I do know that World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones."

-Albert Einstein

*rimshot*

  • 12.02.2012 7:56 PM PDT