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Subject: So, I just got this message on XBL.
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By sharp and flame; a friend of a friend.

First let me say why I got it. Someone in a group I'm told us that he was being harassed by someone on XBL via PM's, and he asked us to message the guy; some BLAZEDRACER420, and include the line, Teh Flod wuz here, or any variation of it, which I did. Here is the response I got:

"What didn't you fools get about Ex Navy Special Forces?! I know how to kill people, dude. And very efficiently if I might add. So, unless you want to be a statistic, stop sending me messages! -blam!-s! Oh, and by the way, your little group, the Flood, can suck on my nine and a half inch -blam!- until you choke on it!"

Lol...

What's the weirdest/craziest message you've ever gotten on XBL?

[Edited on 12.02.2012 8:12 PM PST]

  • 12.02.2012 8:12 PM PDT
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That dude needs a hug.

Mine would have to simply be:

"Suck a -blam!-"

  • 12.02.2012 8:13 PM PDT

man i get an erection just lookin at my girl lol and i dnt hide it i mean she realy doesnt mind she actually likes it lol also it shoes you dont have ED problems (i think)

Truer words were never spoken

Maybe he loves you.

  • 12.02.2012 8:13 PM PDT

nvm!

[Edited on 12.02.2012 8:14 PM PST]

  • 12.02.2012 8:13 PM PDT

Gamertag: KoB Kuro Yakobi

Im a anime fan. If you every need a anime recommendation just PM me. Currently watched over 280 anime.

You know its easy to find someones GT on B.net

  • 12.02.2012 8:14 PM PDT

Pure Insanity
The point of war is not to die for one's clan, but it's to make the other bastard die for his
Right before you die, there is always a chance to save yourself, sieze that chance and live to fight another day
The best way to kill someone is to fight them with the same weapons they use and make them know you are better than them, not because of superior weaponry, but because of superior skill.
Hidden in the shadows, Clothed in camo, Armed to the teeth. Hunting.

I don't really get messages, but I was recently challenged to a 1v1 by someone I played against in SWAT.

  • 12.02.2012 8:14 PM PDT

Messin with the Squatch

I think it's against the rules to single someone out. I'm not trying to be the rule police here; I'm trying to make sure you don't get banned.

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The most dangerous gunslinger in the west.

He just hasn't come out of the closet yet.

  • 12.02.2012 8:14 PM PDT

Challenge me to a Hawaiian Punch chugging contest. I dare you.


Posted by: mubox47
$.50 in store credit.

New copypasta right there. I loved it.

  • 12.02.2012 8:14 PM PDT

In Reach and Halo 4 I've gotten messages from people that have seen me on The Flood.

  • 12.02.2012 8:14 PM PDT

Please...

... I wouldn't choke.

  • 12.02.2012 8:15 PM PDT

The sublime is disappointingly elusive.

One guy sent me a picture of his dick. It was unwarranted, I swear.

  • 12.02.2012 8:16 PM PDT
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For all questions with answers unknown to you, the proper procedure is to assume the answer is peanut butter.

While that may be true, I'm just going to pretend otherwise.

Navy doesn't have Special Forces. That's exclusive to the Army. Every other branch has Special Operations Forces.

  • 12.02.2012 8:16 PM PDT


Posted by: Xeno Prodigy
What's the weirdest/craziest message you've ever gotten on XBL?


In Korean something to the effect of "I am very happy having been with you." In other words GG but the literal translation did give me a bit of the shivers.

  • 12.02.2012 8:16 PM PDT

So you harassed someone becuase they more ban likely just beat someone in a game? You must be that idiot Ford pickup driver I saw on the road today that blocked the road just to be an ass

  • 12.02.2012 8:22 PM PDT
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Posted by: The Squatch
I think it's against the rules to single someone out. I'm not trying to be the rule police here; I'm trying to make sure you don't get banned.

Thanks, but I think that only applies to Bungie.net users.

  • 12.02.2012 8:35 PM PDT


Posted by: Xeno Prodigy

Posted by: The Squatch
I think it's against the rules to single someone out. I'm not trying to be the rule police here; I'm trying to make sure you don't get banned.

Thanks, but I think that only applies to Bungie.net users.


Nope, Bungie COC only says "people."

Number 2 under "Things that suck."

Generally this can be applied here as "Don't post a thread about someone to mock them."

[Edited on 12.02.2012 8:43 PM PST]

  • 12.02.2012 8:40 PM PDT

Posted by: A Bit Of Zero
This thread would have appealed to me more if it was written with crayons.
Posted by: King Dutchy
I broke one of the cords for my X11s because I couldn't get past the final American course in Doritos Crash Course.

I had about 5 or 6 voice messages from a guy after a game in halo reach - he sounded so excited and happy to be hurling abuse down his microphone at me, it was hilarious - even he started laughing at the end of the last message. I really wish messages didnt auto delete.

  • 12.02.2012 8:51 PM PDT

I bet he doesn't even lift.

  • 12.02.2012 9:52 PM PDT
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Posted by: Matu Flp Krawfe

Posted by: Xeno Prodigy

Posted by: The Squatch
I think it's against the rules to single someone out. I'm not trying to be the rule police here; I'm trying to make sure you don't get banned.

Thanks, but I think that only applies to Bungie.net users.


Nope, Bungie COC only says "people."

Number 2 under "Things that suck."

Generally this can be applied here as "Don't post a thread about someone to mock them."

That's not what I was told, but you're right about the CoC. It's not specific enough. I really only think it applies to Bungie.net users. Afterall, people make threads about people on XBL and IRL people all the time. I guess I'll edit the OP if a different mod says otherwise. I really don't see why I wouldn't be allowed to share his GT, he isn't a member here...

  • 12.02.2012 9:57 PM PDT

Before I changed my GT. I often got Lion King messages. They were all pretty stupid. Then one day i got a voice message after going 33-2 in a TD match. In a perfect Rafiki voice. "Siimmmmbbbaaaa. Never forget who you are" Then the real voice of a 16 year old girl (which made the impression impressive) says and that's a damn good Halo player. Wanna team up?

I was shocked into laughing. I did not team up with her. she went minus. I can't have that lol

  • 12.02.2012 10:01 PM PDT


Posted by: Xeno Prodigy
That's not what I was told, but you're right about the CoC. It's not specific enough. I really only think it applies to Bungie.net users. Afterall, people make threads about people on XBL and IRL people all the time. I guess I'll edit the OP if a different mod says otherwise. I really don't see why I wouldn't be allowed to share his GT, he isn't a member here...


Well I think the key point is that you shouldn't name someone (besides public personalities) in the OP of a thread since that usually just amounts to "hey look at this -blam!-!" Whether or not he's a b.net member seems pretty immaterial. COC and forum rules apply to our behavior, whatever and whoever the target of that may be. He may not have an account here (or maybe he does, just under a different GT) but you should still hold yourself to gentlemanly conduct (bowler hat and all.)

That is next time just don't include a GT. We can have the same sort of XBL story time without the worst specifics.

[Edited on 12.02.2012 10:10 PM PST]

  • 12.02.2012 10:05 PM PDT
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Posted by: Matu Flp Krawfe

Posted by: Xeno Prodigy
That's not what I was told, but you're right about the CoC. It's not specific enough. I really only think it applies to Bungie.net users. Afterall, people make threads about people on XBL and IRL people all the time. I guess I'll edit the OP if a different mod says otherwise. I really don't see why I wouldn't be allowed to share his GT, he isn't a member here...


Well I think the key point is that you shouldn't name someone (besides public personalities) in the OP of a thread since that usually just amounts to "hey look at this -blam!-!" Whether or not he's a b.net member seems pretty immaterial. COC and forum rules apply to our behavior, whatever and whoever the target of that may be. He may not have an account here (or maybe he does, just under a different GT) but you should still hold yourself to gentlemanly conduct (bowler hat and all.)

That is next time just don't include a GT. We can have the same sort of XBL story time without the worst specifics.

Well, whether I should or shouldn't is a matter of opinion, but I will message a mod about this just to clarify, later, when I have the time.

Thanks for the concern.

  • 12.03.2012 6:10 AM PDT

Death to rank junkies.

"What didn't you fools get about Ex Navy Special Forces?! I know how to kill people, dude. And very efficiently if I might add.
Did you call out the twelve year old on his bull -blam!-?

  • 12.03.2012 6:13 AM PDT

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