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Subject: Female Spartans in Halo 4 are hideous.

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  • 12.02.2012 8:51 PM PDT

I prefer to be the man in a mask.

My only explanation is that they are body builders. Not pretty on a feminine body.

  • 12.02.2012 8:56 PM PDT

Ew... it looks so gross.

  • 12.02.2012 8:59 PM PDT
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Posted by: Pacman Dragon
My only explanation is that they are body builders. Not pretty on a feminine body.
You don't find this sexy?

  • 12.02.2012 8:59 PM PDT
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No point in putting something funny, clever or informative here. Most probably im going to get perma-banned anyway.


Posted by: Garland
Posted by: Pacman Dragon
My only explanation is that they are body builders. Not pretty on a feminine body.
You don't find this sexy?


Kill it with cluster bombs!!!

But arent those spartans supposed to be just normal soldiers? Not body building spartans II?

[Edited on 12.02.2012 9:04 PM PST]

  • 12.02.2012 9:01 PM PDT
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Who cares? It's a game.

  • 12.02.2012 9:01 PM PDT


Posted by: Lightning Yuna

Posted by: Garland
Posted by: Pacman Dragon
My only explanation is that they are body builders. Not pretty on a feminine body.
You don't find this sexy?

10/10 would bang

  • 12.02.2012 9:02 PM PDT

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Posted by: Garland
Posted by: Pacman Dragon
My only explanation is that they are body builders. Not pretty on a feminine body.
You don't find this sexy?
No...



I find it hilarious.

  • 12.02.2012 9:03 PM PDT
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Posted by: Lightning Yuna
But arent those spartans supposed to be just normal soldiers? Not body building spartans II?
Even though they're adult volunteers, they've still had chemical alterations that make their muscles larger and denser.

  • 12.02.2012 9:10 PM PDT

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Posted by: Lightning Yuna
Posted by: Garland
[quote]Posted by: Pacman Dragon
My only explanation is that they are body builders. Not pretty on a feminine body.[/quoteYou don't find this sexy?
Kill it with cluster bombs!!!

But arent those spartans supposed to be just normal soldiers? Not body building spartans II?
The Spartan-IVs are as close to a normal human as you can get.

  • 12.02.2012 9:11 PM PDT

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Halo 4: The dudes look like chicks, and the chicks look like mangled anorexics.

  • 12.02.2012 9:12 PM PDT

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The females in Reach were glorious.


This.

Halo 4 may have real-time shadows and better graphics but the Spartans are horrendous. I would've rather had them use the Halo3 Spartan graphics instead of the -blam!- armor they use.

  • 12.02.2012 9:13 PM PDT

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It looks so masculine because the models aren't meant to ever not be wearing a chest plate. Look at Palmer and that Scottish chick, they both have fairly normal bodies.

  • 12.02.2012 9:13 PM PDT

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Posted by: Zanir
Kill it...

WITH FIRE!

  • 12.02.2012 9:13 PM PDT

Mreh.

I'm sorry that you can't have a hyperlethal supersoldier and have them still be appealing.

  • 12.02.2012 9:14 PM PDT
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Posted by: Garland
Posted by: Lightning Yuna
But arent those spartans supposed to be just normal soldiers? Not body building spartans II?
Even though they're adult volunteers, they've still had chemical alterations that make their muscles larger and denser.


Well, makes sense. But we all know that the real tragedy is that they sacrificed boobs in the procces.

  • 12.02.2012 9:18 PM PDT

The human element always mucks things up.

Posted by: Lightning Yuna

Posted by: Garland
Posted by: Lightning Yuna
But arent those spartans supposed to be just normal soldiers? Not body building spartans II?
Even though they're adult volunteers, they've still had chemical alterations that make their muscles larger and denser.


Well, makes sense. But we all know that the real tragedy is that they sacrificed boobs in the procces.


Further proof that the unsc are a bunch of fascist pigs. Is nothing sacred to them?

  • 12.02.2012 9:19 PM PDT
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nasty.

  • 12.02.2012 9:28 PM PDT

ITT people beating off to pixels.

You know if digital images are your thing you don't have to settle for someone hideous because they have a great ass? Its not like real life.

  • 12.02.2012 9:28 PM PDT

I make a living of selling my body, and I don't mean sex.

Lol flat chests

  • 12.02.2012 9:32 PM PDT

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Posted by: Lightning Yuna

Posted by: Garland
Posted by: Lightning Yuna
But arent those spartans supposed to be just normal soldiers? Not body building spartans II?
Even though they're adult volunteers, they've still had chemical alterations that make their muscles larger and denser.


Well, makes sense. But we all know that the real tragedy is that they sacrificed boobs in the procces.
Oh my God its a glitched player model that is never supposed to not wear a chest plate. Palmer has a fine pair of breasts i SpOPs episode one, same with the scottish chick.

  • 12.02.2012 9:46 PM PDT

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  • 12.02.2012 9:56 PM PDT
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Well this just reinforces the fact that no matter what 343 does, they can't make any sort of model that isn't disgusting and offensive looking.

I played Reach again last night, and it was god damn gorgeous.

  • 12.02.2012 9:58 PM PDT

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Posted by: Gamma617g
Well this just reinforces the fact that no matter what 343 does, they can't make any sort of model that isn't disgusting and offensive looking.

I played Reach again last night, and it was god damn gorgeous.
Oh my got the model is never supposed to be without armor so they didnt make it anatomically correct. I hate it when I'm the only person in the entire thread thinking straight and everyone -blam!- ignores me.

  • 12.02.2012 9:59 PM PDT

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  • 12.02.2012 10:00 PM PDT

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