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Subject: So you went back in time and met your parents when they were teenagers

What do you do?

  • 12.02.2012 8:15 PM PDT

Pure Insanity
The point of war is not to die for one's clan, but it's to make the other bastard die for his
Right before you die, there is always a chance to save yourself, sieze that chance and live to fight another day
The best way to kill someone is to fight them with the same weapons they use and make them know you are better than them, not because of superior weaponry, but because of superior skill.
Hidden in the shadows, Clothed in camo, Armed to the teeth. Hunting.

I know what most of the Flood will say.

  • 12.02.2012 8:16 PM PDT

Avoid them and let them get together so I won't alter the futur.

  • 12.02.2012 8:16 PM PDT
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Contrary to popular belief, friendship is not magic. Unless sex is involved.

sure is back to the future in here

  • 12.02.2012 8:16 PM PDT

Subject: If you saw a meteor coming toward Earth, what would you do?Posted by: juniorbandit96
Butter my ass, turn around, spread open my butt cheeks, and say "Right here mutha-blam!-a!!"

Join Planetary Annihilation and Speed Haven

Dad, drop out of college and take that managers position at Domino's.

  • 12.02.2012 8:16 PM PDT
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Tell them to buy the nicer house near the golf club.

I don't know why the hell they didn't do that. Would be worth a -blam!-load now.

  • 12.02.2012 8:16 PM PDT
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Go Back to the Future.

  • 12.02.2012 8:16 PM PDT

Dance like no tomorrow!

  • 12.02.2012 8:17 PM PDT
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make my mom want me and become my father.

  • 12.02.2012 8:17 PM PDT

"Living to smile, and not to succeed; smiling to inspire happiness, not to give the illusion you are happy; creativity and music to inspire smiling, which in turn inspires happiness; being nice to be happy, not for being perceived a good person."

Become my own Grandfather, even though that at all doesn't make sense seeing that I'm meeting my parents.

Or have my mom fall in love with me and then have to go through a very long process of making sure I don't disappear, ending with me playing an awesome oldies song at her prom.

  • 12.02.2012 8:18 PM PDT

Well then, you somehow found my signature, nice job, so time for your prize.............FLOODIANS! ATTACK! Also, those socks do NOT make you look handsome.

Go back... to the future!

OT: No idea OP, but that would be cool to do.

  • 12.02.2012 8:18 PM PDT
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Show them my dictionary.

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  • 12.02.2012 8:20 PM PDT
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Posted by: The D
make my mom want me and become my father.

Strong username to post content ratio.

  • 12.02.2012 8:22 PM PDT

fade in and out of time constantly as a disfigured blob, my parents would run and scream as i try to talk, my jaw flapping around every time i try to utter a word. Time travel doesn't work, the future and past constantly come together in both directions to form the present, and that was a lesson i had to learn the hard way.

  • 12.02.2012 8:23 PM PDT

~:O>~~

I would keep them from ever meeting... and hope that either of them never have children again.

  • 12.02.2012 8:23 PM PDT

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith

Technically, I did meet my mom when she was a teenager. She had me at 16.

  • 12.02.2012 8:24 PM PDT

Disregard Females, acquire currency.


Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie
Technically, I did meet my mom when she was a teenager. She had me at 16.
How old was your dad?

  • 12.02.2012 8:25 PM PDT

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith


Posted by: Dont pass gass

Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie
Technically, I did meet my mom when she was a teenager. She had me at 16.
How old was your dad?
17

  • 12.02.2012 8:25 PM PDT

Bang my mom.

  • 12.02.2012 8:26 PM PDT

Posted by: Falcon Saber
I like how your sub box is full of science and political videos but your recommendations are full of anime girls kissing each other.

Just Zoid being Zoid ^_^

Make sure the people I hate's parents never meet

  • 12.02.2012 8:26 PM PDT

Disregard Females, acquire currency.


Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie

Posted by: Dont pass gass

Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie
Technically, I did meet my mom when she was a teenager. She had me at 16.
How old was your dad?
17
Ah man, if only MTV was around then. You'd be famous!

  • 12.02.2012 8:27 PM PDT

Posted by: The Kangol Kid
It was then that I decided he really is like semen(everywhere) and I gave up on life.


zoobkillerninja <3

I would never go back in time.

  • 12.02.2012 8:28 PM PDT

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith


Posted by: Dont pass gass

Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie

Posted by: Dont pass gass

Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie
Technically, I did meet my mom when she was a teenager. She had me at 16.
How old was your dad?
17
Ah man, if only MTV was around then. You'd be famous!


Not really. One in a million...one in a million. Teens have been banging and having kids long before MTV started doing their rockumentaries on them.

  • 12.02.2012 8:28 PM PDT