- CrazzySnipe55
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- Fabled Legendary Member
The one I just created in my head right now where I'm the coolest guy ever and get paid 5,000,000 dollars a day to be cool and I'm the most attractive dude ever and everyone likes me and I can do whatever I want and nobody murders people and pot is legal and -blam!- marriage is ok with everyone and everyone's like "you do you, I'll do me" and monkeys poop twinkies since hostess is gone (that's a fixed point, can't alter that -blam!-) and when I fart it releases a smell and hormone to every female in my vicinity that I would consider hot and makes them aroused by me and my coolness. That one.
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