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Subject: Would you ever consider cosmetic surgery?

Posted by: Kurosaki_Kun

I know, right?
Jay acts like she's better than everyone else simply because she's a chick.
I hope she chokes to death.

Say you were offered a cosmetic procedure for free. You can get rid of/change anything you don't like about your face or body, anything you like (within the limits of what plastic surgery can achieve, of course). Would you do it? Why/why not?

  • 12.02.2012 10:04 PM PDT

Please stop complaining about the 'death of a loved one' it's my job. They probably deserved it anyways. Here's a warning, if you keep making pentagrams out of the neighbors livestock I will personally come to your house and kill everyone you love. Now leave me alone, I got to get back to work.
~M.D~

Yeah sure. What's to lose?

  • 12.02.2012 10:05 PM PDT

I have a piece of paper somewhere in my room, and it states that if I am ever in a condition where I have been stripped of my senses, that will be the ONLY time I would want cosmetic surgery.

Otherwise? Never.

  • 12.02.2012 10:05 PM PDT
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Posted by: mister death
Yeah sure. What's to lose?

A natural looking face.

  • 12.02.2012 10:06 PM PDT

Please stop complaining about the 'death of a loved one' it's my job. They probably deserved it anyways. Here's a warning, if you keep making pentagrams out of the neighbors livestock I will personally come to your house and kill everyone you love. Now leave me alone, I got to get back to work.
~M.D~


Posted by: Ness4side

Posted by: mister death
Yeah sure. What's to lose?

A natural looking face.

uh. good point.
you'll get the ladies though right?

  • 12.02.2012 10:07 PM PDT
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Posted by: mister death

Posted by: Ness4side

Posted by: mister death
Yeah sure. What's to lose?

A natural looking face.

uh. good point.
you'll get the ladies though right?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRvt6r3WjCE

  • 12.02.2012 10:11 PM PDT

Well, does a laser canon count as "cosmetic"?

  • 12.02.2012 10:11 PM PDT

Mole removal is all I would consider, because -blam!- them. Also if I get in some horrible accident.

  • 12.02.2012 10:15 PM PDT

"Life is constantly fleeting from your grasp even from the very day it's bestowed upon you, but the shadow of death is always there, waiting for its chance to take you away."

"Even though many may not think so, ignorance and innocence are one and the same. The only difference is that one sounds nicer."

"I once knew a man who spent his entire life contemplating where we go after our death....it's a shame he realized it a second too late to tell anyone."

No thank you. My body may not be perfect, but I like the way I am, and I prefer my form to remain natural.

  • 12.02.2012 10:16 PM PDT

Please stop complaining about the 'death of a loved one' it's my job. They probably deserved it anyways. Here's a warning, if you keep making pentagrams out of the neighbors livestock I will personally come to your house and kill everyone you love. Now leave me alone, I got to get back to work.
~M.D~


Posted by: Ness4side

Posted by: mister death

Posted by: Ness4side

Posted by: mister death
Yeah sure. What's to lose?

A natural looking face.

uh. good point.
you'll get the ladies though right?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRvt6r3WjCE

Well, I'm going to get one right now! That life looks awesome!

  • 12.02.2012 10:17 PM PDT

Lt. Dan I brought you some ice cream. Lt. Dan.. ice creaaam!

I'm losing my hair and im only 20. So I guess.

  • 12.02.2012 10:18 PM PDT
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I've always wanted to be a cyborg.

  • 12.02.2012 10:19 PM PDT

"Living to smile, and not to succeed; smiling to inspire happiness, not to give the illusion you are happy; creativity and music to inspire smiling, which in turn inspires happiness; being nice to be happy, not for being perceived a good person."

If I had disfiguring scar or something of the like, that would probably be it.

  • 12.02.2012 10:51 PM PDT

More awesome than a shark high-fiving a bear during an explosion...IN SPACE.

Probably.

  • 12.02.2012 11:07 PM PDT

Mainly hair removal in hard to reach areas (if you know what I mean) as well as the removal of blackheads on my nose that NEVER LEAVE!!


I believe I have a huge nose too, but sometimes I feel like it contours to my face, and I believe that it will look good when I grow into it. Plus, if I do marry the woman of my dreams, I want her to know what she's getting, so then when her kids have large noses she knows what happened LOL

  • 12.02.2012 11:10 PM PDT

I'm an Anarchist. I don't need a government to be a good person, but I'm glad it's here because some of you clearly do.

I'd consider it. Probably wouldn't do it, though. Can't think of anything wrong with my body, off hand.

  • 12.02.2012 11:10 PM PDT

I don't see you doing anything to help our country.
Except sitting at home, naked, eating twinkies, rubbing your hands together going "Heh. Target Destroyed. Mission Accomplished." Oh wait. that's not helping.

No, I am actually quite confident in my looks. Even if I wasn't I wouldn't be able to live with knowing I was some fake. Especially if I one day had kids...

  • 12.02.2012 11:12 PM PDT

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The world can't end next month. My yogurt expires in 2013 - Princess Cadence
If Apple invented a car, would it have windows? - Xxembers

The only thing I could realistically change on me would be my vision. I'd rather not wear glasses or contacts and go back to perfect vision, which I cannot even remember ever having.

Posted by: Neffero
Mainly hair removal in hard to reach areas (if you know what I mean)


Oh yes. Get rid of those hairs for good please and thank you.

[Edited on 12.02.2012 11:14 PM PST]

  • 12.02.2012 11:13 PM PDT

Posted by: Kurosaki_Kun

I know, right?
Jay acts like she's better than everyone else simply because she's a chick.
I hope she chokes to death.


Posted by: PublicToast
Mole removal is all I would consider, because -blam!- them. Also if I get in some horrible accident.
I have a mole on my jaw on the right side. I would never, ever get rid of it unless I were to find that it was cancerous (which I doubt - I've had it for 12 years and it hasn't changed at all) - people are dumb enough to pay to get spots like that put on their faces, why would I get rid of mine?

  • 12.02.2012 11:14 PM PDT

I can't think of anything because I'm happy with me but if I didn't like something then I don't see why not.

  • 12.02.2012 11:15 PM PDT
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Nope. Im good.

  • 12.02.2012 11:17 PM PDT
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If my face got mauled by wild animals, or got burnt from being too close to a falling meteorite, then yeah.

  • 12.02.2012 11:17 PM PDT

God, no.

  • 12.02.2012 11:17 PM PDT

Does anyone have lotion?
*Raises hand*
Is mayonnaise a lotion?


Posted by: mister death
Yeah sure. What's to lose?


Your pride and reputation?

  • 12.02.2012 11:17 PM PDT

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