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Subject: The Greatest Feeling Known to Man

Gonna have to go with escapism.

  • 12.02.2012 10:49 PM PDT

Sometimes I am tempted to quit gaming. I can no longer play without seeing ponyphags, horrendously bad teammates and mexicans.

Gaming community, I want you to know that you suck.

No, the greatest feeling is taking a dump after holding it in for so long. Physically feeling 5 pounds lighter is amazing.

  • 12.02.2012 10:51 PM PDT

I don't see you doing anything to help our country.
Except sitting at home, naked, eating twinkies, rubbing your hands together going "Heh. Target Destroyed. Mission Accomplished." Oh wait. that's not helping.


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No, the greatest feeling is taking a dump after holding it in for so long. Physically feeling 5 pounds lighter is amazing.
It is the best of times and worst of times at once. First you have to squeeze out the monolith that is living inside of you, then after you have ruptured your -blam!- you finally feel amazing.

So very related, I recommend if you want a good, no a great laugh. For like 5 hours. Just laughing.

  • 12.02.2012 10:54 PM PDT

I'm an Anarchist. I don't need a government to be a good person, but I'm glad it's here because some of you clearly do.

Laying down knowing you can finally sleep after having been awake for far too long.

  • 12.02.2012 10:57 PM PDT

First time here? I love you.

Been here before? I still love you.

You're all wrong. The greatest feeling known to man is to crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.

  • 12.02.2012 11:00 PM PDT
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Sometimes, I dream about cheese.

would feeling those be more satisfying?

  • 12.02.2012 11:04 PM PDT

Today, a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration, that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death, life is only a dream and we are the imagination of our selves.

Objectively, Id say the best possible feeling would be any strong opiate high. Youre brain is all like "HNNNG REWAAAARD"

  • 12.02.2012 11:05 PM PDT

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What house has a rocket pod, has legs, and has a long narrow barrel that probably shoots something powerful?

Sounds like you're describing the lower half of my body, actually.

You know what also feels nice.

Having a bad stomach ache then farting and letting it all out. Such a relief.

  • 12.02.2012 11:08 PM PDT

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