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Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie
SO YOU CAN SEE HERE THAT YOU HAVE THE STANDARD DIDACT PROBLEM. IT HAPPENS TO EVERYBODY. IF YOU AREN'T CAREFUL YOUR LOVEDONES AND PETS WILL END UP AS PROMETHEAN KNIGHTS. NO ONE LIKES THAT. THAT'S WHY WE HAVE THE DIDACT-BUSTER. THIS EASY TO USE AEROSOL SPRAY NOT ONLY BUSTS THE DIDACT, BUT IT ALSO TURNS BACK LOVED ONES AND PETS FROM BEING A PROMETHEAN KNIGHT.
IT IS USED IN 3 EASY STEPS! JUST PRETREAT THE DIDACT WITH OUR PATENT PENDING PRETREATMENT SOLUTION. THEN SPRAY THE DIDACT WITH OUR DIDACT BUSTER. THEN JUST WIPE IT AWAY WITH A SOFT RAG.
ITS THAT EASY!
BUT DON'T TAKE MY WORD FOR IT. LISTEN TO SOME OF OUR HAPPY CUSTOMERS!
"I waaz so happeh that muh Dyyyydact prublm waz gon nd mah cat was nuh-lunger dat bionicle thang"
"Yup man I just buster-dacted em man and like man he just kinda sploded into ornge jewsse man u no what i sayin man?"
"It was so easy to terminate the Didact. Now my friends and family are back in their own bodies!"
CALL RIGHT NOW AND I'LL EVEN THROW IN THE PROMETHEAN HOODIE SO YOU CAN SCARE THE -blam!- OUT OF YOUR FRIENDS. BUT REMEMBER, MAKE SURE YOU DON'T LET THEM USE DIDACT-BUSTER ON YOUR EYES!