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Subject: Billy Mays VS the Didact in fist fight.

Poll: Billy Mays VS the Didact in fist fight.  [closed]
BILLY CAPSLOCK MAYS:  63%
(19 Votes)
the Didact:  37%
(11 Votes)
Total Votes: 30

Who win?

  • 12.03.2012 11:41 AM PDT

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith

BILLY MAYS HERE. I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU HOW TO CLEAN THE DIDACT'S CLOCK IN THREE EASY STEPS.

  • 12.03.2012 11:42 AM PDT

Billy Mays curbstomps the Didact.

  • 12.03.2012 11:43 AM PDT

If we disagree, it's nothing personal, opinions are opinions.
Antagonizing me to build a false sense of worth is so damn cute.

Brighten your day with science.

PARTY LIKE IT'S

$19.95!

  • 12.03.2012 11:43 AM PDT

Subject: If you saw a meteor coming toward Earth, what would you do?Posted by: juniorbandit96
Butter my ass, turn around, spread open my butt cheeks, and say "Right here mutha-blam!-a!!"

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Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie
BILLY MAYS HERE. I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU HOW TO CLEAN THE DIDACT'S CLOCK IN THREE EASY STEPS.
CALL NOW AND I'LL DOUBLE THE OFFER. CLEAN HIS CLOCK IN 1.5 SECONDS.

  • 12.03.2012 11:44 AM PDT
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Billy mays ah doddle. even in deahth you, one's old bean, can not be rid of him, soh didact stands noh chance. Heavens above! How smashing!

  • 12.03.2012 11:45 AM PDT
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BILLY MAYS HERE WITH ANOTHER FANTASTIC CAN OF WHOOPASS!

  • 12.03.2012 11:47 AM PDT

HI BILLY MAYS HERE KICKING THE DIDACT'S ASS FOR ONLY 20 EASY PAYMENTS OF ONLY $1995.95.

  • 12.03.2012 11:49 AM PDT

There's a “U” and “I” in union but just an “I” in my beliefs


Posted by: the omega man117
HI BILLY MAYS HERE KICKING THE DIDACT'S ASS FOR ONLY 20 EASY PAYMENTS OF ONLY $1995.95.
I'd buy that.

  • 12.03.2012 11:52 AM PDT

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith

SO YOU CAN SEE HERE THAT YOU HAVE THE STANDARD DIDACT PROBLEM. IT HAPPENS TO EVERYBODY. IF YOU AREN'T CAREFUL YOUR LOVEDONES AND PETS WILL END UP AS PROMETHEAN KNIGHTS. NO ONE LIKES THAT. THAT'S WHY WE HAVE THE DIDACT-BUSTER. THIS EASY TO USE AEROSOL SPRAY NOT ONLY BUSTS THE DIDACT, BUT IT ALSO TURNS BACK LOVED ONES AND PETS FROM BEING A PROMETHEAN KNIGHT.

IT IS USED IN 3 EASY STEPS! JUST PRETREAT THE DIDACT WITH OUR PATENT PENDING PRETREATMENT SOLUTION. THEN SPRAY THE DIDACT WITH OUR DIDACT BUSTER. THEN JUST WIPE IT AWAY WITH A SOFT RAG.

ITS THAT EASY!

BUT DON'T TAKE MY WORD FOR IT. LISTEN TO SOME OF OUR HAPPY CUSTOMERS!

  • 12.03.2012 11:56 AM PDT

Allons-y!

Hi, Billy Mays here, and I'm going to snort 30lbs of cocaine right here!

  • 12.03.2012 12:01 PM PDT


Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie
SO YOU CAN SEE HERE THAT YOU HAVE THE STANDARD DIDACT PROBLEM. IT HAPPENS TO EVERYBODY. IF YOU AREN'T CAREFUL YOUR LOVEDONES AND PETS WILL END UP AS PROMETHEAN KNIGHTS. NO ONE LIKES THAT. THAT'S WHY WE HAVE THE DIDACT-BUSTER. THIS EASY TO USE AEROSOL SPRAY NOT ONLY BUSTS THE DIDACT, BUT IT ALSO TURNS BACK LOVED ONES AND PETS FROM BEING A PROMETHEAN KNIGHT.

IT IS USED IN 3 EASY STEPS! JUST PRETREAT THE DIDACT WITH OUR PATENT PENDING PRETREATMENT SOLUTION. THEN SPRAY THE DIDACT WITH OUR DIDACT BUSTER. THEN JUST WIPE IT AWAY WITH A SOFT RAG.

ITS THAT EASY!

BUT DON'T TAKE MY WORD FOR IT. LISTEN TO SOME OF OUR HAPPY CUSTOMERS!


"I waaz so happeh that muh Dyyyydact prublm waz gon nd mah cat was nuh-lunger dat bionicle thang"

"Yup man I just buster-dacted em man and like man he just kinda sploded into ornge jewsse man u no what i sayin man?"

"It was so easy to terminate the Didact. Now my friends and family are back in their own bodies!"

CALL RIGHT NOW AND I'LL EVEN THROW IN THE PROMETHEAN HOODIE SO YOU CAN SCARE THE -blam!- OUT OF YOUR FRIENDS. BUT REMEMBER, MAKE SURE YOU DON'T LET THEM USE DIDACT-BUSTER ON YOUR EYES!

  • 12.03.2012 12:05 PM PDT

I think that the Didact would be defeated by Ataru Moroboshi

  • 12.03.2012 12:08 PM PDT