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.. strength of the tissue?

Who here has encountered this god awful ( yet reproducible ) error?

The easiest solution in the event that you encounter this issue is to manually gyrate the roll via pressure applied to the sides.

In some cases after a few manual gyrations the issue may begin to resolve itself as excess tissue is removed from the roll. Thus reducing friction between the edges of the roll and it's housing.

allowing for free gyration via outward pull force applied directly to the tissue, all the while not exceeding it's tensile stregnth.

ITT: We make very simple small issues as complicated as possible and try to figure out what people are talking about

[Edited on 12.03.2012 12:57 PM PST]

  • 12.03.2012 12:24 PM PDT

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I'm not sure if this thread is about masturba­t­ion or not, but I'm going to pretend it is.

[Edited on 12.03.2012 12:26 PM PST]

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Posted by: A Good Troll
I'm not sure if this thread is about -blam!-ion or not, but I'm going to pretend it is.


no it isn't

  • 12.03.2012 12:26 PM PDT

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That, sir, depends on what the hell you are talking about.

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Posted by: Bungie Sam
That, sir, depends on what the hell you are talking about.


this thread is about exceeding the rated tensile stregnth of the tissue after applying an outward pull force. This is caused by friction beetween the outer edges of the roll. and it's housing. which prevents the unit from gyrating freely

[Edited on 12.03.2012 12:31 PM PST]

  • 12.03.2012 12:30 PM PDT

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Posted by: funkbrotha10
this thread is about exceeding the rated tensile stregnth of the tissue after applying an outward pull force. This is caused by friction beetween the outer edges of the roll. and it's housing.
Dude, I got that bit.

I had to find the definition for 'gyrate' and 'tensile', two alien words to me until now. What does it mean in layman's terms?

  • 12.03.2012 12:32 PM PDT

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Hey guys, let's all talk about specific things that no one will understand unless they have studied the topic, just so we sound smart and intelligent

  • 12.03.2012 12:33 PM PDT
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Posted by: Bungie Sam
Posted by: funkbrotha10
this thread is about exceeding the rated tensile stregnth of the tissue after applying an outward pull force. This is caused by friction beetween the outer edges of the roll. and it's housing.
Dude, I got that bit.

I had to find the definition for 'gyrate' and 'tensile', two alien words to me until now. What does it mean in layman's terms?


in laymens terms it is a usability issue that leaves the end user responsible for the manual gyration of the roll,

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Posted by: Loktar OGar
Hey guys, let's all talk about specific things that no one will understand unless they have studied the topic, just so we sound smart and intelligent


Lol, "study the topic". I would hope that you already know this topic. For the sake of your personal hygiene.

[Edited on 12.03.2012 12:34 PM PST]

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End user? Who uses a gyrating object in the first place?!

  • 12.03.2012 12:35 PM PDT
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Posted by: Bungie Sam
End user? Who uses a gyrating object in the first place?!


I am sure you gyrate one of these at least once a day. or possibly more. depending on your metabolism.

I'm sure we have all been the end user in this scenario and encountered this same bug.

[Edited on 12.03.2012 12:36 PM PST]

  • 12.03.2012 12:35 PM PDT

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Posted by: funkbrotha10

Posted by: Bungie Sam
End user? Who uses a gyrating object in the first place?!


I am sure you gyrate one of these at least once a day. or possibly more. depending on your metabolism
Stop being blunt and explain this problem in extreme detail or I'm giving up here.

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Posted by: funkbrotha10

Posted by: Bungie Sam
End user? Who uses a gyrating object in the first place?!


I am sure you gyrate one of these at least once a day. or possibly more. depending on your metabolism
Stop being blunt and explain this problem in extreme detail or I'm giving up here.


It's really annoying when you pull on your toilet paper and it tears off without rolling the roll.

  • 12.03.2012 12:37 PM PDT

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Posted by: funkbrotha10
It's really annoying when you pull on your toilet paper and it tears off without rolling the roll.
Now that makes crystal clear sense to me. The problem even happened to me yesterday.

  • 12.03.2012 12:40 PM PDT

I actually understand what OP's talking about :D

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Posted by: funkbrotha10
It's really annoying when you pull on your toilet paper and it tears off without rolling the roll.
Now that makes crystal clear sense to me. The problem even happened to me yesterday.


It's quite annoying.

  • 12.03.2012 12:43 PM PDT

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My initial confusion was a result of determining which context 'roll' and 'tissue' were in.

I thought of 'roll' as in the verb, and 'tissue' as in muscle tissue.

  • 12.03.2012 12:46 PM PDT

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  • 12.03.2012 12:48 PM PDT

I don't know about this gyration thingamajig, but usually I apply just enough force to split the roll in order to butter the insides. The only error occurs when I mistakenly use margarine instead of butter.

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Posted by: dtyler27106
I don't know about this gyration thingamajig, but usually I apply just enough force to split the roll in order to butter the insides. The only error occurs when I mistakenly use margarine instead of butter.


You must be mistaken. If you do not apply enough force to the roll it will not *truly* reach complete de-cohesion. Resulting in a malformed spread pattern that is inconsistent with standard spread practices.

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  • 12.03.2012 12:57 PM PDT


Posted by: funkbrotha10

Posted by: dtyler27106
I don't know about this gyration thingamajig, but usually I apply just enough force to split the roll in order to butter the insides. The only error occurs when I mistakenly use margarine instead of butter.


You must be mistaken. If you do not apply enough force to the roll it will not *truly* reach complete de-cohesion. Resulting in a malformed spread pattern that is inconsistent with standard spread practices.
I never implied that I don't use enough force, just that I only apply just enough to start the divide. Keeping the forced as low as possible allows for minimal deviation along the initial divide line for easy spreading, unless the butter is frozen. In which case, you can hold the butter over the candle at the center of the dinner table to melt it just enough to enable it to spread easily.

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