Off Topic: The Flood
This topic has moved here: Subject: Whats the best thing to scratch my leg with?
  • Subject: Whats the best thing to scratch my leg with?
Subject: Whats the best thing to scratch my leg with?

You don't know how hard I fought to survive, you don't know about this life I've led, all these roads I've walked, all these tears I've bled. I'm going to Tear The World Down.

Moderator Notice: This user has been blacklisted from this forum. Until the user is removed from the blacklist, all posts this user has made have been hidden, and all topics created by this user have been censored.
  • 12.03.2012 1:22 PM PDT
  • gamertag: [none]
  • user homepage:

Serrated saw.

  • 12.03.2012 1:23 PM PDT

"They don't call him Flopper for nothing"-AquaBlader

Chainsaw

  • 12.03.2012 1:23 PM PDT

Rusty Cleaver

  • 12.03.2012 1:23 PM PDT

Es ist Zeit für einige Gefahr-pay

Copious amounts of Sodium Metal followed with water works nicely.

Francium works even better if you get your hands on it.

[Edited on 12.03.2012 1:24 PM PST]

  • 12.03.2012 1:23 PM PDT
  • gamertag: [none]
  • user homepage:

yes there is something better a sword

  • 12.03.2012 1:23 PM PDT

Cheese Grader!

  • 12.03.2012 1:24 PM PDT

Make sure to wash out your wounds with salt.

  • 12.03.2012 1:27 PM PDT

Posted by: Maybe You Will
Sex is a sensation caused by temptation, a guy sticks his location into a girl's destination to increase population for the next generation. Do you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?

Posted by: Cahl hith
How the hell can you guys love the environment? YOU KEEP EATING ALL THE GOD DAMN PLANTS!

A bear.

  • 12.03.2012 1:28 PM PDT

Posted by: Gen Petitt
ME2 was known for stupidity and being retarded

Your dick.

  • 12.03.2012 1:28 PM PDT

Per Audacia Ad Astra

The same leg.

  • 12.03.2012 1:28 PM PDT

Posted by: IrIsHmAn04
no its legit, i used coordinates, set weapon timers the works.

A rusty straight razor that has a chance of some flesh eating bacteria.

  • 12.03.2012 1:28 PM PDT

Hydrochloric acid.

  • 12.03.2012 1:28 PM PDT

cheese grater

  • 12.03.2012 1:29 PM PDT

Recon Number 54 -
If they are still looking, then while holding the snarl, I let drool start to drip from my mouth, I stand, curl my fingers into claws and with a hunched over crouch, I then make slow and deliberate steps towards them. When I get close enough, I let them hear my agonized and gasping growls and then, if they continue to stare, when I get within arm's reach? I kiss them on the nose, and run away giggling.

Sandpaper. Grade 80.

  • 12.03.2012 1:29 PM PDT

~Thread-killer~

Cactus

  • 12.03.2012 1:29 PM PDT

"Life is constantly fleeting from your grasp even from the very day it's bestowed upon you, but the shadow of death is always there, waiting for its chance to take you away."

"Even though many may not think so, ignorance and innocence are one and the same. The only difference is that one sounds nicer."

"I once knew a man who spent his entire life contemplating where we go after our death....it's a shame he realized it a second too late to tell anyone."

Blades will always do the best. For a bonus, a serrated edge will cut through flesh easier, but it also tends to look more...sloppy.

  • 12.03.2012 1:29 PM PDT

Break down, every single one of you.

What, do you have a cast on? If so, I suggest trying a ruler. Be careful of wooden rulers, though. Splinters suck.

  • 12.03.2012 1:30 PM PDT

Congratulations. You're literate!

Your finger.

  • 12.03.2012 1:30 PM PDT

Please stop complaining about the 'death of a loved one' it's my job. They probably deserved it anyways. Here's a warning, if you keep making pentagrams out of the neighbors livestock I will personally come to your house and kill everyone you love. Now leave me alone, I got to get back to work.
~M.D~

Your tongue

  • 12.03.2012 1:32 PM PDT

Stick. Somewhat less chance of winding up in the A&E that way... :/

  • 12.03.2012 1:33 PM PDT


Posted by: Rampant Tragedy
Your finger.


This man... This man knows what he's on about...

  • 12.03.2012 1:35 PM PDT
  • gamertag: [none]
  • user homepage:

My dick.

  • 12.03.2012 1:36 PM PDT