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Subject: You come home...

and find that your house is no longer a house, it is a mud-hut. You are now in the plains of Africa. What do you do?

  • 12.03.2012 2:00 PM PDT

So, you want to hear a story eh? One about treasure hunters? Have I got a story for you!

Fap.

  • 12.03.2012 2:01 PM PDT

There once was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died.

The end.

SCFH

Mass genocide.

  • 12.03.2012 2:01 PM PDT

"Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened."
- Dr. Seuss

Pray that lions don't live nearby.

Dear God...

  • 12.03.2012 2:01 PM PDT

#rubberdingirapids

Post on the flood of course.

  • 12.03.2012 2:01 PM PDT

Kony 2012

  • 12.03.2012 2:01 PM PDT
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go out and get a tan

  • 12.03.2012 2:02 PM PDT
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Posted by: Telec
Remember kids: when Uncle Delta tells you he has sweeties, he isn't lying.

Now get in the van.


The Black Chapter

do science
become king
Make minions make boat
sail to Europe
happy

  • 12.03.2012 2:02 PM PDT

lolnope.


Posted by: Rami730
Fap.
I got a two week ban for posting this once to a thread like this. I guarantee you will get away with this.

  • 12.03.2012 2:04 PM PDT

Invade the north of Africa and steal their oil or become a pirate in somalia.

  • 12.03.2012 2:04 PM PDT

1LUV

Post about it on the flood.

  • 12.03.2012 2:07 PM PDT

But my home isn't in Africa...

  • 12.03.2012 2:08 PM PDT

So, you want to hear a story eh? One about treasure hunters? Have I got a story for you!


Posted by: Dark Martyr 117

Posted by: Rami730
Fap.
I got a two week ban for posting this once to a thread like this. I guarantee you will get away with this.


Because my answer is an honest answer.

  • 12.03.2012 2:09 PM PDT

Blind luck always prevails.

Hello flood.

Look at your screen.
Now back to me.
Now back at your screen.
Now back to me.
Where are you?
You're in the plains of Africa outside your mud hut.
Look down.
Back up.
You're on a boat cruising across the sea.
What's on your title bar?
Back at me.
Your title bar is now gold.
Look again.
Your avatar is now Shovel Crotch Ninja
Anything is possible when you're a retarded floodian.

[Edited on 12.03.2012 2:12 PM PST]

  • 12.03.2012 2:11 PM PDT

Probably dance around a camp fire, and hope I don't get AIDS.

  • 12.03.2012 2:13 PM PDT

Well, I've been economical with the truth.

Get me some wives.

  • 12.03.2012 2:18 PM PDT

Unlucky to any bent floodians.

[Edited on 12.03.2012 2:20 PM PST]

  • 12.03.2012 2:19 PM PDT
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Look around and see, the world is turning fast, faster, day by day.

I build a suit like iron man did and travel back.

  • 12.03.2012 2:27 PM PDT

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith

crap...AGAIN?

How many times will stuff like this happen this week?

  • 12.03.2012 2:28 PM PDT
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All that is needed for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.


Posted by: Fatman IV
Hello flood.

Look at your screen.
Now back to me.
Now back at your screen.
Now back to me.
Where are you?
You're in the plains of Africa outside your mud hut.
Look down.
Back up.
You're on a boat cruising across the sea.
What's on your title bar?
Back at me.
Your title bar is now gold.
Look again.
Your avatar is now Shovel Crotch Ninja
Anything is possible when you're a retarded floodian.
*starts slow clap*

  • 12.03.2012 2:29 PM PDT


Posted by: Rami730
Fap.

The answer to all of life's problems.

  • 12.03.2012 2:30 PM PDT

I know my ways. So just stay back.

See if there is a phone and call some one.

  • 12.03.2012 2:31 PM PDT

Please stop complaining about the 'death of a loved one' it's my job. They probably deserved it anyways. Here's a warning, if you keep making pentagrams out of the neighbors livestock I will personally come to your house and kill everyone you love. Now leave me alone, I got to get back to work.
~M.D~

Own the land, sit on a throne made of people.

  • 12.03.2012 2:32 PM PDT

Posted by: A sweet noob
Ah, the internet. Where men are men, women are men, and children are the FBI.

Realize that I technically dont have house, as my parents are 8000 miles away and I live in a dorm room (for at least the next 3 weeks, until they kick me out), which isn't really a house. Plot twist.

But under the condition that that is considered a house:

Posted by: Rami730
Fap.

  • 12.03.2012 2:35 PM PDT

Name's Pixel.
There's a 87.7% chance that I'm better than you.
At everything.
Also.
Please message me if you have any objections.
ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)

Wow, I narrowed the title down to "You come home and your wife is cheating on you." or "You come home and see your parents having sex."

I did not expect this...

OT: Idk.

  • 12.03.2012 2:38 PM PDT