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Subject: To cheat Death, what game do you choose?

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith

You are happily taking a shower. When you step out you slip, fall and whack your head on the side of the tub.

You start to pass out, knowing you are dead. Out of the corner of your eye you see a dark robed figure walk in. You sit in terror, as it tells you that if you beat it at a game of your choice, you will be allowed to live.

So, beat Death at a game, and you will be allowed to live a bit longer. Lose, and you die here and now.

What game do you choose?

It can be any game, so long as it is one player vs one player, and can be completed within 12 hours.

  • 12.03.2012 2:32 PM PDT

The game of not being Death.

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Epic stories All day

Black ops 2 Zombies.

  • 12.03.2012 2:32 PM PDT

Please stop complaining about the 'death of a loved one' it's my job. They probably deserved it anyways. Here's a warning, if you keep making pentagrams out of the neighbors livestock I will personally come to your house and kill everyone you love. Now leave me alone, I got to get back to work.
~M.D~

Guise, you can't cheat me.

  • 12.03.2012 2:33 PM PDT

By the power of truth, I, while living, have conquered the universe.

Halo 3 Slayer on Guardian.

-blam!- bring it, Death!

  • 12.03.2012 2:33 PM PDT

If you have some free time and don't mind, please check out my Youtube channel, and maybe subscribe? I'd appreciate it.

http://www.youtube.com/user/DreamOfGaming

Mario Party, 10 rounds, I start with a 9 star handicap.

Going out with skill.

  • 12.03.2012 2:33 PM PDT
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the will to win is the will to destroy

a game of highest number i will let him go first as a gentlemen would

  • 12.03.2012 2:33 PM PDT

So, you want to hear a story eh? One about treasure hunters? Have I got a story for you!

1v1 me noob, mlg brs only.

  • 12.03.2012 2:33 PM PDT

Ew, my username. :C

I came up with it when I was 10.

1v1 in Quake. See, the thing is, Death kills everything he touches. I figure that includes computers. He touches his computer, it bluescreens, I win.

  • 12.03.2012 2:33 PM PDT

Rock, Paper, Scissors.

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Why Bungie, why would you do this?! - Halo Community

Star Wars Battlefront. Bespin Platforms. Galactic Civil Era. Come at me Death.

  • 12.03.2012 2:34 PM PDT

Watch this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfTAPN_3q4Q


Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie
You are happily taking a shower.


What's so great about the shower?

  • 12.03.2012 2:34 PM PDT

why does this guy even come in the first place?

[Edited on 12.03.2012 2:35 PM PST]

  • 12.03.2012 2:34 PM PDT
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I lov teh rabbits nd wanna life off a da fatta da land.


Posted by: mister death
Guise, you can't cheat me.

What if I tied your shoes together and pushed you down a flight of stairs?

  • 12.03.2012 2:35 PM PDT

Online Gaming's pretty much like a zombie movie. There are a lot of mindless idiots roaming around but you find some survivors on the way.
My YouTube channel
If you're interested in vs threads, here's a sweet little group for you to join

1v1 on Mortal Kombat.

Do you even bicycle kick, Death?

  • 12.03.2012 2:35 PM PDT

Proud Spartan II, COG soldier, Hero of time, and crowbar wielding scientist.

Whoever dies first, wins.

  • 12.03.2012 2:35 PM PDT

Limbo obviously.

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Viva piñata

  • 12.03.2012 2:35 PM PDT

Join Halo Haven for all things related to Halo 4


Tell her that If you jingle my bells, Ill promise you a white Christmas - Call Me Venom
The world can't end next month. My yogurt expires in 2013 - Princess Cadence
If Apple invented a car, would it have windows? - Xxembers


Posted by: Etrnlknightmare
Whoever dies first, wins.


lol this

But seriously, Smash Bros Melee. I am unbeatable.

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  • 12.03.2012 2:36 PM PDT

lolnope.

Life. Edit: God damn you Goat!

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If you're a zombie and you know it, bite your friends.

The Flood Theory of Deterioration: q(p)=(qi)e^(-p/r)

Where q(p) is the quality of the thread as a function of p posts, (qi) is the inital quality of the first post, p is the amount of posts and r is the e-peen of the original poster.

Mousetrap.

  • 12.03.2012 2:36 PM PDT


Posted by: Doc Bacon

Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie
You are happily taking a shower.


What's so great about the shower?
Oh lord did I laugh.

  • 12.03.2012 2:37 PM PDT
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Destinypedia - The Wiki for Bungie's Destiny
Posted by: DEATHPIMP72
Anyone but Foman. He smells like cheese.

12 hours of blackjack following casino rules. I'm the house, he's the player.

  • 12.03.2012 2:38 PM PDT

Join Halo Haven for all things related to Halo 4


Tell her that If you jingle my bells, Ill promise you a white Christmas - Call Me Venom
The world can't end next month. My yogurt expires in 2013 - Princess Cadence
If Apple invented a car, would it have windows? - Xxembers


Posted by: Dark Martyr 117
Life. Edit: God damn you Goat!


outBR'd but i changed it lol

  • 12.03.2012 2:39 PM PDT

Well, I've been economical with the truth.

1v1 in a real game of Uno.

  • 12.03.2012 2:40 PM PDT

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