- MyNameIsCharlie
- |
- Fabled Mythic Member
Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.
Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith
Posted by: VitalHalofreak
A pissing contest
CHECKMATE, DEATH!To which he responds "Challenge Accepted" and drops two empty 2-liter bottles of coke from his robes. "I've been holding it since my last appointment!"