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So the second week of football condition started and after resting during the weekend and letting my sore muscles relax, all the pain came back instantly during core workouts. Damn I hurt more than I ever have during soccer. I understand now why people quit working out after the first time. It will pay off eventually though.

So flood, what is the worst pain you have been in?

  • 12.03.2012 2:39 PM PDT

“Dear humanity, we regret being alien bastards. We regret coming to Earth. And we most definitely regret that the corps just blew up our raggedy ass fleet!” -Sgt. Johnson

Being on fire.

  • 12.03.2012 2:40 PM PDT


Posted by: xSc00pMasterx
You are also Scoop.

We must fight.

  • 12.03.2012 2:40 PM PDT
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Posted by: xSc00pMasterx
Being on fire.


seriously

  • 12.03.2012 2:41 PM PDT

Got shot in the balls at a paint-ball party a couple of years ago. I had this horrible stomach pain and this massive bruise on my testicle.

  • 12.03.2012 2:41 PM PDT

“Dear humanity, we regret being alien bastards. We regret coming to Earth. And we most definitely regret that the corps just blew up our raggedy ass fleet!” -Sgt. Johnson


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Posted by: xSc00pMasterx
You are also Scoop.

We must fight.

Very well...have at you!

  • 12.03.2012 2:41 PM PDT

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Fell off my bike a few years ago and dislocated my right shoulder because my friend jumped in my way. My arm was pretty numb for about an hour.

  • 12.03.2012 2:42 PM PDT

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Being heavily constipated and getting pain in your intestines.


Trust me....

  • 12.03.2012 2:42 PM PDT
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Posted by: EddyP11
Got shot in the balls at a paint-ball party a couple of years ago. I had this horrible stomach pain and this massive bruise on my testicle.


/winner

  • 12.03.2012 2:44 PM PDT

Your average nice guy on The Flood.... D: ..... WAIT A MINUTE....

Lego + bare feet.

  • 12.03.2012 2:44 PM PDT

Muscle Spasm

  • 12.03.2012 2:45 PM PDT

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Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith

Well, a perirectal cyst I think takes the cake...

  • 12.03.2012 2:45 PM PDT

Took a fast ass ground ball to the nuts. It hit a rock, skipped up, and nailed me right in the sack. The ONE day I didnt wear my cup. What terrible luck.

  • 12.03.2012 2:45 PM PDT
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"Usually, the good Lord works in mysterious ways. But not today! This here is 66 tons of straight-up, H.E-spewing dee-vine intervention! If God is love, then you can call me Cupid!"

-Sgt. Johnson, Halo 2

Smashing my big toe with a heavy wooden chair I was sitting on.

Not my finest moment...

  • 12.03.2012 2:46 PM PDT
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My bladder was full and it burst all the urine was moving about inside my body. And since its acidic it was pretty painful

  • 12.03.2012 2:47 PM PDT
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They don't think it be like it is...


But it do.

Putting your nuts on a table, and hammering a nail into one. Then, you jerk your body away violently to rip that testicle off.

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Posted by: lI Maverick lI
I was in a very serious car accident a couple years ago. I was t-boned by a drunk driver that ran a red light on my way home late at night. I was in the ICU for three weeks and rehabilitation was very difficult, but the pain was definitely worst when I was slipping in and out of consciousness right after the accident and seeing all my blood and some bones protruding from my arm. My list of injuries:

Compound fracture of my left forearm, both my ulna and radius were broken but it was the ulna that broke skin.
Broken wrist.
Multiple broken ribs/flail chest.
Shattered pelvis.
One ankle broken and one dislocated/sprang, with my left foot smashed in with the pedals and my right trapped with it.
Hairline fracture of my femur and dislocated socket.
Lacerated spleen.
Broken jaw, cheek bone, and skull fracture with brain swelling.
Split lip and torn ear.
Broken collar bone.
Internal hemorrhaging.
Broken shoulder blade.

I was resuscitated shortly after arriving at the hospital.

Damn

  • 12.03.2012 2:53 PM PDT

About me: I am a vicious wolf of a man.

But really am sweet at heart. =)

Playing Airsoft

Run into bunker and pull sidearm per rules. (have a 350fps gun, can only use at distances greater than 30 feet

Shoot one guy, yell bang bang at other guy.

Dumbass doesn't know that "bang banging" kills. (You typically do it instead of shooting someone if you have them dead to rights, it saves you ammo, and saves the other guy from having to get shot, its good sportsmanship)

He turns and fires

Facemask has fallen slightly from the sprint.

Hit in nose, lip, inside mouth, cheek bone,, bounces under goggles.

Moron is using a 400 FPS battle rifle.

Feel decent, but realize something is very wrong as Im only bleeding from one spot.

BB imbedded in my tongue, blood is pouring into my mouth.

BB stuck inside my nose, the entire thing is inside, I needed to squeeze it back out, you couldn't see it from the outside.

BB imbedded in cheek, blood pours out, giant bruise upside my head for 3 weeks.

And the one that bounced gave me a black eye, if I hadn't been wearing goggles I would have been permenantly blinded.

As it stood, as a few ounces of plastic were inside my face as I was lying there, the other guy thought I hadn't hit him with my side arm, thought I was faking, and revenge shot me a bunch in the back of the head and neck, leaving more bruises. The tard only stopped when I stood, blood whipping onto his face, and punched his gun down, then coldcocked him in the jaw, then half blindly walked off the field.

So yeah, my whole head was basically bleeding, and having to force .2 BBs out of holes an eighth of the size out, was the worst. And the bruising sucked. Both guys got banned from the site permenantly though, so was worth it.

  • 12.03.2012 2:56 PM PDT
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Today I accidently hot glued my fingers together. That hurt pretty bad.

The worst pain was probably when I was accidently stabbed by my sister.

  • 12.03.2012 2:56 PM PDT

Religion is stupid. Halo is amazing.

Either getting stabbed in the stomach or biting off my own tongue

  • 12.03.2012 2:57 PM PDT

Nahman Jayden, Eff bee eye. I herd that you're the origammy killah...

Kidney stone or breaking a bone.

  • 12.03.2012 3:08 PM PDT

Migrain.

  • 12.03.2012 3:09 PM PDT


Posted by: VitalHalofreak
Kidney stone or breaking a bone.
Kidney stone is horrible, I know that feel bro.

  • 12.03.2012 3:10 PM PDT

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