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Subject: At what age did you find out Santa didn't exist, and how?
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Posted by: monitor 16807
I was 6 or 7, my older sister told me and showed me the presents in the garage.
Scumbag sister, huh. I never had my older brother ruin it for me, and I'm not going to ruin it for my little brother - that's just -blam!- up. how did you take the news? Did you go to the local bar and wash away your sorrow?

  • 12.03.2012 6:50 PM PDT
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Remember what Sergeant Vau told us: Eat your vegtable capsules.


Posted by: Rokklaggio

Posted by: And Im Here Too
He doesn't?!

  • 12.03.2012 6:50 PM PDT

Dear tomorrow, Find some sensibility, Respond to emotion.
Dear Politician, Define sagacity,
All chances of survival are beginning to diminish.
Comedy is no excuse for our own blasphemies.
Mass media, Mass pessimism, Mass Denial.
My television tells me to panic, but I don't think I'll listen.
The apathetic force us to persevere, with their backwards priorities.


Posted by: Ur Didact
I never believed in him.

  • 12.03.2012 7:01 PM PDT

I was like 10. Interestingly enough the realisation that he wasn't real led to me becoming an atheist.

  • 12.03.2012 7:04 PM PDT

I gaze upon the stars and see the majesty that is the universe.


EGO mos bulla astrum.


Posted by: Addison Stone

Posted by: ArtooFeva
-blam!- you OP. He exists. In fact a lot of him used to get at my mom and bring me gifts. Right now I work at a bar in Philadelphia.
We should go throw rocks at trains. Maybe make a tradition out of it.
Lets just hide Frank in a couch.

  • 12.03.2012 7:05 PM PDT

7 or 8 years old, damn walmart commericials ruined it 4 me.
And then my mom confirmed it, along with the easter bunny and tooth fairy all in one night

  • 12.03.2012 7:08 PM PDT

Yes, I AM just that awesome.

I was 7 and had found a picture I drew for Santa 2 years ago pointing to the cookies and saying "Eat these."

  • 12.03.2012 7:09 PM PDT

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When I found the same exact candy that was in my stocking to be in my cabinet.

  • 12.03.2012 7:09 PM PDT
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I understand nothing because my life is a conspiracy.

Same. I wanted to believe though.

  • 12.03.2012 7:10 PM PDT
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Posted by: TTHKuoppa55
7 or 8 years old, damn walmart commericials ruined it 4 me.
And then my mom confirmed it, along with the easter bunny and tooth fairy all in one night
Ouch, bunny and fairy got taken out the same night as Santa. Harsh. I remember when I heard my door open and squinted to see what my mother was doing in my room in the morning...

SHE TOOK MY TOOTH AND PUT A DOLLAR UNDERNEATH MY PILLOW!

;_;

  • 12.03.2012 7:12 PM PDT

Boltshot = mini shotgun

Almost 12.
Looking back, I was the most naive kid on the planet.

  • 12.03.2012 7:14 PM PDT

Connor Morris

Daddy! Santa didn't eat his cookies!!!
O sorry I forgot

:O

  • 12.03.2012 7:20 PM PDT

"Feet first into hell"
Here comes the Flood. Say goodbye to flesh and blood.

8 I thought about it.

  • 12.03.2012 7:27 PM PDT

ooga booga boooh

can we get a lock on this thread? who is to say santa doesn't exist? prove me wrong op! how do you explain where all the gifts come from?

  • 12.03.2012 7:28 PM PDT

I never did, I was never taught about him.

  • 12.03.2012 7:30 PM PDT

Oh, you think darkness is your ally. You merely adopted the dark. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn’t see the light until I was already a man. By then, it was nothing to me but BLINDING!


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Posted by: Addison Stone

Posted by: ArtooFeva
-blam!- you OP. He exists. In fact a lot of him used to get at my mom and bring me gifts. Right now I work at a bar in Philadelphia.
We should go throw rocks at trains. Maybe make a tradition out of it.
Lets just hide Frank in a couch.
Before or after Santa's ear gets bitten off?

  • 12.03.2012 7:48 PM PDT

I'm in love with Jesus and proud of it!

I think I was 10, and my parents told me.

I cried.

  • 12.03.2012 7:48 PM PDT

wtf is this thread

  • 12.03.2012 7:49 PM PDT

<(-_-)> Teh mokey is not amused

I was pretty young, maybe 5 or 6. The first time I got proof though was when I found my stocking presents hidden in a drawer in my parent's room.

  • 12.03.2012 7:51 PM PDT

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