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Subject: Excuse me?

People just... don't believe in santa anymore

Flood, I am deeply offended.

How would I get kids to believe?

  • 12.03.2012 6:50 PM PDT

"This was a triumph...
I'm making a note here, huge success.
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction..."

Fap

  • 12.03.2012 6:51 PM PDT
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Have them catch you sleeping with their mommy.

  • 12.03.2012 6:51 PM PDT

You never brought me a dog!

  • 12.03.2012 6:52 PM PDT

The black wind begins to blow... Okay... give me your best shot... If you're prepared for the void!

Give me $1 million and infinite girlfriends.

  • 12.03.2012 6:52 PM PDT

Stuff.


Posted by: The Santa Claus
How would I get kids to believe?

Fly your reindeer around in front of everybody.

  • 12.03.2012 6:52 PM PDT

Please stop complaining about the 'death of a loved one' it's my job. They probably deserved it anyways. Here's a warning, if you keep making pentagrams out of the neighbors livestock I will personally come to your house and kill everyone you love. Now leave me alone, I got to get back to work.
~M.D~

Santa!!! :D
sorry, don't believe, give me my coal.

  • 12.03.2012 6:52 PM PDT
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Bungie doesn't like French on their site.

Just look at all the people you've failed.

  • 12.03.2012 6:53 PM PDT

Posted by: iRdACheef619
Just look at all the people you've failed.

:(

  • 12.03.2012 7:38 PM PDT

Just remember that no matter how terrible you feel, or how much you want to let go, there are people who care about you and love you.

Ask Santa for children to believe in you for Christmas.

  • 12.03.2012 7:45 PM PDT

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Tell her that If you jingle my bells, Ill promise you a white Christmas - Call Me Venom
The world can't end next month. My yogurt expires in 2013 - Princess Cadence
If Apple invented a car, would it have windows? - Xxembers

Your wife owes me a lap dance

  • 12.03.2012 7:45 PM PDT

Just remember that no matter how terrible you feel, or how much you want to let go, there are people who care about you and love you.


Posted by: A 3 Legged Goat
Your wife owes me a lap dance
That's all she owes you?

  • 12.03.2012 7:48 PM PDT

Santa? Is that really you? :')

  • 12.03.2012 7:56 PM PDT