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Subject: Describe your ideal Girlfriend/Boyfriend

T4R

  • 12.03.2012 7:41 PM PDT

Dumb people are just blissfully unaware of how very dumb they are.

A girl...

That's about it.

  • 12.03.2012 7:41 PM PDT

WOAHman

  • 12.03.2012 7:41 PM PDT

The OP.

  • 12.03.2012 7:42 PM PDT

If I ever get AIDS, I'm going to sleep with another AIDS person so my AIDS cancel each other out, or I'm going to make the AIDS I already have worse.

OP.

  • 12.03.2012 7:42 PM PDT
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A girl that isn't a stuck up -blam!- and that I can trust.
A girl that wont run off and start talking to another guy on Facebook talking of plans with him of how she's going to leave me.
A GIRL THAT WONT TALK ABOUT SEX WITH SAID BOY BEHIND MY BA...

Sorry, got a little out of hand.

  • 12.03.2012 7:43 PM PDT
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No point in putting something funny, clever or informative here. Most probably im going to get perma-banned anyway.

A Goddess. But I'll settle for Hayley Williams. Just asked for a Goddess again didnt I?

  • 12.03.2012 7:44 PM PDT
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I don't need no stinking signature!

I like my girls the same way i like my wine, white and 12 years old.

  • 12.03.2012 7:44 PM PDT

Posted by: Happy Tissue
Posted by: Set Sail Armada
Why didn't Frodo just stick the ring up his ass?

Because Sam would keep turning invisible.

Posted by: Vinny White
Sex with highschool jailbait
and stamp collecting

The one I have now!

  • 12.03.2012 7:44 PM PDT

Covan was here, December 20th.

Come back later, after he's out of Parris Island.

Someone that I can sit down and talk to.

Someone that I can share my thoughts with.

  • 12.03.2012 7:44 PM PDT

First time here? I love you.

Been here before? I still love you.

This thread makes me think of that song from Mulan.

  • 12.03.2012 7:45 PM PDT
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Posted by: Swagoth Ur
I like my girls the same way i like my wine, white and 12 years old.


So wrong, but I laughed too hard at this.

  • 12.03.2012 7:45 PM PDT
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Posted by: Destined Fate
At least 8,


You...you monster!

Nah, just kidding!

  • 12.03.2012 7:45 PM PDT


Posted by: Destined Fate
smart

Posted by: Destined Fate
southern accent


*giggles*

Nah just jokin'. Stereotyping is bad.

  • 12.03.2012 7:46 PM PDT

Though the morrow may be barren of promises, nothing shall forstall my return.

Someone I can trust and be open with, basically can be my best friend and girlfriend. Someone who I can actually have a good time with, but can also put up with my bs. Lastly, someone who is honest. I mean I'd like some other features too, like a gamer or something, but its fine as long as I get the original stuff.


Also, if she had an English accent and liked games, I'd be in heaven.

[Edited on 12.03.2012 7:47 PM PST]

  • 12.03.2012 7:46 PM PDT
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Luckiesnipes208, Mister Chief Artist!

inb4 "real"

  • 12.03.2012 7:47 PM PDT

If I don't believe in him...



why should he believe in me?

Boyfriend:
-Kind
-Fit
-Philosophical/ musical/ rakes in the dough
-Dominant
-Preferably counter/alternative culture (emo, scene, hipster, punk, indie)
-Won't betray me or abandon me, but isn't clingy
-If none of above, than at least an Asian

Girlfriend:
-Kind
-Nerdy depending on type of girl
-Not ugly, must be "cute" either physically or in her actions
-Philosophical/musical/writer/ or rakes in the dough
-Independent but loving
-Wont betray or abandon me, but isn't clingy
-Preferably either emo, scene, punk, indie, hipster
-If none of above, at least an Asian, either Americanized or a girl i pick up from Seoul


[Edited on 12.03.2012 7:51 PM PST]

  • 12.03.2012 7:48 PM PDT

If I don't believe in him...



why should he believe in me?


Posted by: Destined Fate
At least an 8






In China, Too Young is just a name.

  • 12.03.2012 7:49 PM PDT

"Life is constantly fleeting from your grasp even from the very day it's bestowed upon you, but the shadow of death is always there, waiting for its chance to take you away."

"Even though many may not think so, ignorance and innocence are one and the same. The only difference is that one sounds nicer."

"I once knew a man who spent his entire life contemplating where we go after our death....it's a shame he realized it a second too late to tell anyone."

The one that i'm with, and will be with for quite a time to come. :)

  • 12.03.2012 7:49 PM PDT

My current one.

-One that shares my interests
-Smart enough to outsmart me, but not always
-Good cook
-Speaks more than one language
-White skinned, but not pale Scandinavian, rather tan South European
-Just a few centimeters below my height (1.85m)
-Brown eyes and hair
-Long hair
-Proportioned curves, don't care the size as long as they fit her body
-No freckles or scars
-Average weight. Not a whale, nor a skeleton.

  • 12.03.2012 7:51 PM PDT

Dumb people are just blissfully unaware of how very dumb they are.


Posted by: MC LOL88
Boyfriend:

-Preferably counter/alternative culture (emo, scene, hipster, punk, indie)


Girlfriend:

-Preferably either emo, scene, punk, indie, hipster



You're just the worst kind of person...

  • 12.03.2012 7:53 PM PDT
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Posted by: Destined Fate

Posted by: Murcielago00

Posted by: Destined Fate
At least 8,


You...you monster!

Nah, just kidding!

I had to double check my post.

Ha, my bad. Initial glance at your post and I thought it said that. Had to double check it as well.

  • 12.03.2012 7:54 PM PDT
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Big tits
Big ass

  • 12.03.2012 7:55 PM PDT

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