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Subject: Describe your ideal Girlfriend/Boyfriend
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No point in putting something funny, clever or informative here. Most probably im going to get perma-banned anyway.


Posted by: MC LOL88
Boyfriend:
-Kind
-Fit
-Philosophical/ musical/ rakes in the dough
-Dominant
-Preferably counter/alternative culture (emo, scene, hipster, punk, indie)
-Won't betray me or abandon me, but isn't clingy
-If none of above, than at least an Asian


What about me? I fit like 3 of those.

  • 12.03.2012 7:55 PM PDT

A semi-heavyset guy who's laid back with similar interests as me. Not all or even most have to be the same, just some would be preferable.

Also, snuggly. I'm a snuggly kind of person, I'd hope my counterpart would be too.

  • 12.03.2012 7:56 PM PDT

If I don't believe in him...



why should he believe in me?


Posted by: Sgt monkey41

Posted by: MC LOL88
Boyfriend:

-Preferably counter/alternative culture (emo, scene, hipster, punk, indie)


Girlfriend:

-Preferably either emo, scene, punk, indie, hipster



You're just the worst kind of person...

No u!
Besides, if they are asian i can forgive and forget, because asians>every race ever in sexiness factor

y u no liek asians and "my people" srg monkey?

  • 12.03.2012 7:56 PM PDT

If I don't believe in him...



why should he believe in me?


Posted by: Lightning Yuna

Posted by: MC LOL88
Boyfriend:
-Kind
-Fit
-Philosophical/ musical/ rakes in the dough
-Dominant
-Preferably counter/alternative culture (emo, scene, hipster, punk, indie)
-Won't betray me or abandon me, but isn't clingy
-If none of above, than at least an Asian


What about me? I fit like 3 of those.

We should get coffee sometime! Who knows? :p
which 3?

[Edited on 12.03.2012 7:59 PM PST]

  • 12.03.2012 7:57 PM PDT

ooga booga boooh

>Intelligent, preferably in the liberal arts/professional studies
>Tattoos possibly
>Knows how to dress for occasion
>Shares similar interests in sports, food, music, etc.
>Able to get along with me and my friends very, very well
>Accent (?)

  • 12.03.2012 7:57 PM PDT
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she needs a va-ja-ja
brown hair
blue eyes
likes Batman
can cook
and stays in the kitchen

  • 12.03.2012 7:57 PM PDT

Someone I can enjoy being able to both laugh at anything and joke about anything with.

  • 12.03.2012 7:58 PM PDT

心の中に弱い風が吹いています。

Jet black hair, skinny, average breasts, attractive face, skinny legs, flat stomach, 2D...

  • 12.03.2012 7:58 PM PDT

Brunette.
Asian
Smart
Fun
Innocent
Adorable
Shy
Random

Oh wait, I already have a friend like that :D
Level 2 initiative protocols.

  • 12.03.2012 7:58 PM PDT
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No point in putting something funny, clever or informative here. Most probably im going to get perma-banned anyway.


Posted by: MC LOL88

Posted by: Lightning Yuna

Posted by: MC LOL88
Boyfriend:
-Kind
-Fit
-Philosophical/ musical/ rakes in the dough
-Dominant
-Preferably counter/alternative culture (emo, scene, hipster, punk, indie)
-Won't betray me or abandon me, but isn't clingy
-If none of above, than at least an Asian


What about me? I fit like 3 of those.

We should get coffee sometime! Who knows? :p
which 3?


Cool. But I pass because I dont like men.

  • 12.03.2012 8:01 PM PDT


Posted by: Scoopicus
A semi-heavyset guy who's laid back with similar interests as me. Not all or even most have to be the same, just some would be preferable.

Also, snuggly. I'm a snuggly kind of person, I'd hope my counterpart would be too.
God...I remember one of my exes use to LOVE sleeping on me. She would come over we'd do some stuff for an hour or two then she would lie on me and sleep, if I tried to move and woke her up she would playfully bite me and then try and sleep again.

  • 12.03.2012 8:02 PM PDT


Posted by: Chester Duncan

Posted by: Scoopicus
A semi-heavyset guy who's laid back with similar interests as me. Not all or even most have to be the same, just some would be preferable.

Also, snuggly. I'm a snuggly kind of person, I'd hope my counterpart would be too.
God...I remember one of my exes use to LOVE sleeping on me. She would come over we'd do some stuff for an hour or two then she would lie on me and sleep, if I tried to move and woke her up she would playfully bite me and then try and sleep again.

My ex was the same way. He was smaller than me by about a foot and loved to do that. At the time I thought it was adorable.

  • 12.03.2012 8:03 PM PDT


Posted by: Scoopicus

Posted by: Chester Duncan

Posted by: Scoopicus
A semi-heavyset guy who's laid back with similar interests as me. Not all or even most have to be the same, just some would be preferable.

Also, snuggly. I'm a snuggly kind of person, I'd hope my counterpart would be too.
God...I remember one of my exes use to LOVE sleeping on me. She would come over we'd do some stuff for an hour or two then she would lie on me and sleep, if I tried to move and woke her up she would playfully bite me and then try and sleep again.

My ex was the same way. He was smaller than me by about a foot and loved to do that. At the time I thought it was adorable.
Haha it really is. If I did manage to get her off she would just crawl right back on me and hug me and I wouldn't stop her. I would just lay there watching while she slept for hours on end. It was beautiful and peaceful.

  • 12.03.2012 8:05 PM PDT
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Posted by: Chester Duncan

Posted by: Scoopicus
A semi-heavyset guy who's laid back with similar interests as me. Not all or even most have to be the same, just some would be preferable.

Also, snuggly. I'm a snuggly kind of person, I'd hope my counterpart would be too.
God...I remember one of my exes use to LOVE sleeping on me. She would come over we'd do some stuff for an hour or two then she would lie on me and sleep, if I tried to move and woke her up she would playfully bite me and then try and sleep again.


Lol, that's adorable.
As weird as it sounds, my ex and I would actually lick each others faces. Not in a weird -blam!- kind of way, but in a playful kind of way.
I'd lick my thumb and wipe it across her forehead and yell "SIMBA!".
I know it sounds really weird but yeah, we didn't care.

  • 12.03.2012 8:05 PM PDT

ooga booga boooh


Posted by: MarlboroMan
I'd lick my thumb and wipe it across her forehead and yell "SIMBA!"


What did I just read.

  • 12.03.2012 8:07 PM PDT


Posted by: Chester Duncan

Posted by: Scoopicus

Posted by: Chester Duncan

Posted by: Scoopicus
A semi-heavyset guy who's laid back with similar interests as me. Not all or even most have to be the same, just some would be preferable.

Also, snuggly. I'm a snuggly kind of person, I'd hope my counterpart would be too.
God...I remember one of my exes use to LOVE sleeping on me. She would come over we'd do some stuff for an hour or two then she would lie on me and sleep, if I tried to move and woke her up she would playfully bite me and then try and sleep again.

My ex was the same way. He was smaller than me by about a foot and loved to do that. At the time I thought it was adorable.
Haha it really is. If I did manage to get her off she would just crawl right back on me and hug me and I wouldn't stop her. I would just lay there watching while she slept for hours on end. It was beautiful and peaceful.

I just let him be unless I needed to get up for some reason. I'd fall asleep pretty shortly after, so it didn't really bother me at all.

  • 12.03.2012 8:08 PM PDT


Posted by: MarlboroMan

Posted by: Chester Duncan

Posted by: Scoopicus
A semi-heavyset guy who's laid back with similar interests as me. Not all or even most have to be the same, just some would be preferable.

Also, snuggly. I'm a snuggly kind of person, I'd hope my counterpart would be too.
God...I remember one of my exes use to LOVE sleeping on me. She would come over we'd do some stuff for an hour or two then she would lie on me and sleep, if I tried to move and woke her up she would playfully bite me and then try and sleep again.


Lol, that's adorable.
As weird as it sounds, my ex and I would actually lick each others faces. Not in a weird -blam!- kind of way, but in a playful kind of way.
I'd lick my thumb and wipe it across her forehead and yell "SIMBA!".
I know it sounds really weird but yeah, we didn't care.
Haha it was. Also I find if two people are in love and don't find it disturbing then theres nothing wrong with whatever they do, they like it and thats all that matters.

  • 12.03.2012 8:08 PM PDT
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Posted by: jacob crawford

Posted by: MarlboroMan
I'd lick my thumb and wipe it across her forehead and yell "SIMBA!"


What did I just read.


I got it from the Lion King, you know. When the monkey wipes that stuff on Simba's forehead when he was a baby.
Told you it was weird. We were weird.

  • 12.03.2012 8:09 PM PDT


Posted by: Scoopicus

Posted by: Chester Duncan

Posted by: Scoopicus

Posted by: Chester Duncan

Posted by: Scoopicus
A semi-heavyset guy who's laid back with similar interests as me. Not all or even most have to be the same, just some would be preferable.

Also, snuggly. I'm a snuggly kind of person, I'd hope my counterpart would be too.
God...I remember one of my exes use to LOVE sleeping on me. She would come over we'd do some stuff for an hour or two then she would lie on me and sleep, if I tried to move and woke her up she would playfully bite me and then try and sleep again.

My ex was the same way. He was smaller than me by about a foot and loved to do that. At the time I thought it was adorable.
Haha it really is. If I did manage to get her off she would just crawl right back on me and hug me and I wouldn't stop her. I would just lay there watching while she slept for hours on end. It was beautiful and peaceful.

I just let him be unless I needed to get up for some reason. I'd fall asleep pretty shortly after, so it didn't really bother me at all.
I would just stay awake and watch her. It didn't matter if I had something else to do, it was more important to just leave her be and watch her sleep.

  • 12.03.2012 8:09 PM PDT
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shut up and play halo.

Mila Kunis.

  • 12.03.2012 8:09 PM PDT

Posted by: The Kangol Kid
It was then that I decided he really is like semen(everywhere) and I gave up on life.


zoobkillerninja <3

My fiance is pretty ideal.

  • 12.03.2012 8:09 PM PDT


Posted by: Chester Duncan

Posted by: MarlboroMan

Posted by: Chester Duncan

Posted by: Scoopicus
A semi-heavyset guy who's laid back with similar interests as me. Not all or even most have to be the same, just some would be preferable.

Also, snuggly. I'm a snuggly kind of person, I'd hope my counterpart would be too.
God...I remember one of my exes use to LOVE sleeping on me. She would come over we'd do some stuff for an hour or two then she would lie on me and sleep, if I tried to move and woke her up she would playfully bite me and then try and sleep again.


Lol, that's adorable.
As weird as it sounds, my ex and I would actually lick each others faces. Not in a weird -blam!- kind of way, but in a playful kind of way.
I'd lick my thumb and wipe it across her forehead and yell "SIMBA!".
I know it sounds really weird but yeah, we didn't care.
Haha it was. Also I find if two people are in love and don't find it disturbing then theres nothing wrong with whatever they do, they like it and thats all that matters.

That's how I see it.

Sure, in the back of my mind I'll think it's kind of weird depending on what it is, but if they're happy with it then let them be.

  • 12.03.2012 8:10 PM PDT

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A girl. Not fat or anorexic. At least decent looking to help me out with my much more unappealing visage.

  • 12.03.2012 8:10 PM PDT
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Posted by: CamCamm
My fiance is pretty ideal.

lame

  • 12.03.2012 8:10 PM PDT

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