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Subject: Describe your ideal Girlfriend/Boyfriend

1.) "Crack In Time" - Louder Production Music
2.) "Agressive Sucks" - Moss Landing
3.) Custom Version of "Meet Oscar" - Louder Productions Music
4.) "Behind You Rise" - Distortion Music
5.) "Aurora" - Mark Petrie
6.) "Surge Down - Audio Machine

At least an 8
Not stupid
Cute Laugh
Cute smile
Beautiful eyes
fun to hangout with
doesn't want to have a super srs sam relationship
Doesn't need to text/talk to me 24/7
Loves music
Isn't skinny/fat (Inbetween like average)

Sadly, this doesn't exist where I live.

[Edited on 12.03.2012 8:10 PM PST]

  • 12.03.2012 8:10 PM PDT

Posted by: petarded2
but only a scant few of my hooker corpses are arranged in rectangles

short skirt and a long jacket/black jeans and a turtleneck sweater

  • 12.03.2012 8:10 PM PDT

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....// (..) ), ---- Bloodshed of the Orphans
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Posted by: MC LOL88

Posted by: Sgt monkey41

Posted by: MC LOL88
Boyfriend:

-Preferably counter/alternative culture (emo, scene, hipster, punk, indie)


Girlfriend:

-Preferably either emo, scene, punk, indie, hipster



You're just the worst kind of person...

No u!
Besides, if they are asian i can forgive and forget, because asians>every race ever in sexiness factor

y u no liek asians and "my people" srg monkey?


I'm Eurasian, as in, Hungarian and Romanian. Does that count? I'm of Asian decent... sorta

  • 12.03.2012 8:11 PM PDT

ooga booga boooh


Posted by: MarlboroMan

Posted by: jacob crawford

Posted by: MarlboroMan
I'd lick my thumb and wipe it across her forehead and yell "SIMBA!"


What did I just read.


I got it from the Lion King, you know. When the monkey wipes that stuff on Simba's forehead when he was a baby.
Told you it was weird. We were weird.

I know where it's from. That's too funny though. I guess every couple has those quirky things they do.

  • 12.03.2012 8:12 PM PDT


Posted by: XxMuNcHmOnKeYxX
I'm Eurasian, as in, Hungarian and Romanian. Does that count? I'm of Asian decent... sorta

Romanians are Slavs, sort of, mixed with Dacians, Illyrians, Latins, and Greeks.


[Edited on 12.03.2012 8:31 PM PST]

  • 12.03.2012 8:30 PM PDT

I hate MLP. It is cancerous and pretty stupid to see men watching a show for girls. They can deny the truth but the truth shall prevail!

"I will not fail even if I must sacrifice my life." - Siegfried

Old enough to count, old enough to mount.

  • 12.03.2012 8:32 PM PDT

A live female human being.

  • 12.03.2012 8:32 PM PDT

Every time you say something is old your dick shrinks.

Female
Cute
Blond
Nice

  • 12.03.2012 9:02 PM PDT

Name: Vien (Sven) 'Quitonm
Age: 19
Species: Sangheili
Height: 6'7"
Weight: 240 Lbs.
Eye Colour: Grey

Almost done with mine.

  • 12.03.2012 9:03 PM PDT

;)

A girl who doesn't drink and try to fight me or my friends.

I'm upset now >:(
Thanks OP

  • 12.03.2012 9:03 PM PDT

Every time you say something is old your dick shrinks.


Posted by: Corporate FatCat
short skirt and a long jacket/black jeans and a turtleneck sweater

I want a girl...

  • 12.03.2012 9:04 PM PDT

This is the way the world ends,
This is the way the world ends,
This is the way the world ends;
Not with a bang but a whimper.

Smart, witty, and moral. That's enough for me.

  • 12.03.2012 9:21 PM PDT

Please stop complaining about the 'death of a loved one' it's my job. They probably deserved it anyways. Here's a warning, if you keep making pentagrams out of the neighbors livestock I will personally come to your house and kill everyone you love. Now leave me alone, I got to get back to work.
~M.D~

Female, good looking, capable of good conversation, and loves me.

  • 12.03.2012 9:21 PM PDT

Does anyone have lotion?
*Raises hand*
Is mayonnaise a lotion?


Posted by: Destined Fate
At least an 8, smart, faithful, wants to do sex a lot, green eyed, and a southern accent.


Not sure what you mean by 8, but I think I know who you're describing...

*Cough*

[Edited on 12.03.2012 9:23 PM PST]

  • 12.03.2012 9:23 PM PDT

The human element always mucks things up.

Boobs.

  • 12.03.2012 9:27 PM PDT

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