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Subject: Wise words.

I'm hated by many, but loved by none.

SWANG YA DANGUHLANG

  • 12.03.2012 8:00 PM PDT

Posted by: Happy Tissue
Posted by: Set Sail Armada
Why didn't Frodo just stick the ring up his ass?

Because Sam would keep turning invisible.

Posted by: Vinny White
Sex with highschool jailbait
and stamp collecting

I cried.

  • 12.03.2012 8:01 PM PDT
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Indeed, wise words to live by.

  • 12.03.2012 8:01 PM PDT

Well then, you somehow found my signature, nice job, so time for your prize.............FLOODIANS! ATTACK! Also, those socks do NOT make you look handsome.

I do believe you mean, Fus Ro Dah?

  • 12.03.2012 8:01 PM PDT

As a wise old man told me once before, "Who smelt it, dealt it."

  • 12.03.2012 8:01 PM PDT

I like to play Reach for fun. I hate MLG, campers, armor lock, and team killers because they ruin that fun. Deal with it.

What the -blam!- did you just -blam!- say about me, you little -blam!-? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the -blam!- out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my -blam!- words. You think you can get away with saying that -blam!- to me over the Internet? Think again, -blam!-. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're -blam!- dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little -blam!-. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your -blam!- tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will -blam!- fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're -blam!- dead, kiddo.

  • 12.03.2012 8:03 PM PDT

Covan was here, December 20th.

Come back later, after he's out of Parris Island.

In peace, sons bury their fathers.

In war, fathers bury their sons.

- Herodotus.


That's a quote that most people won't know because of various reasons.

Some of you may not even know who Herodotus is.

It's also one of the truest sayings in the history of warfare.

  • 12.03.2012 8:04 PM PDT
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Knowledge is neither good nor evil. It is merely a tool in the hands of one who knows how to use it.

  • 12.03.2012 8:05 PM PDT